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Buy yourself some bread, spend the rest of it on PCP.

Believe me, you'll know.

Australian hands down.

At 7/2/11 12:36 PM, ActualOccurences wrote:

At 7/2/11 12:32 PM, JoshuaBoredGuy wrote: Which is the difference between computer science and computer engineering ?

You really ARE that bored aren't you...

Nope

At 7/2/11 12:25 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Do people in general only learn about guns from Call of Duty?

Yes, pretty much.

Who the hell is Jimmy Gibbs Jr.?

At 7/1/11 03:23 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: my fav is the Assult Rifle. if i had one, id kill Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and Rebecca Black with it. :DDD

Is this what Newgrounds has been reduced to?

Motor Vehicle Theft: NYC

At 7/1/11 03:24 PM, 1916 wrote: I'm not really causing much mayhem, and I certainly don't intend to 'get' these hot women, just to download and furiously masturbate to their photos.

You know, you could just make a real account, get to know these girls yourself, and then get yourself some actual pussy.

It will cleanse their souls.

At 6/24/11 07:26 PM, Yert wrote:

At 6/24/11 07:23 PM, N30Chaos wrote: First thing I did. It worked great.

XP
Cage the Elephant
firefox
gmarlon61
Call of Duty Black Ops Message Board f...

Get out

Make me.

At 6/24/11 07:16 PM, sharingankakashi13 wrote: Reload the fucking page.

First thing I did. It worked great.

Is it supposed to look like this?

Both Sonic Adventures, Power Stone 2, House of the Dead 2.

The Wacky Hammer in Dead Rising 2.

Dude, you think that's bad? Recently, I played a game similar game that literally made me jump time after time. You play as a psychopath who has been inexplicably buried alive, likely the reason his mind has snapped. For some reason he is always clothed in some type of white jumpsuit, but in the weather he's in, he'd likely die of heat exhaustion wearing it.

The character is forced to run away from these hideous, monstrous beasts that wander aimlessly throughout the dirt, waiting for their next victim to pass them by. He has no choice but to carry around a bicycle pump (which he likely carries due to his insanity, there is no bike anywhere!), which he somehow manages to attach to these disgusting beings. The worst part though, is when he repeatedly pumps up the creatures, putting them through so much pain until they eventually explode in a gory mess.

I can't muster up the courage to play it again, For those braver than me, Google search Dig-Dug, and may God watch over you.

Mortal Kombat (or any fighting game for that matter), Rock Band, any four player split screen FPS, House of the Dead.

At 6/22/11 05:31 PM, LulzCal wrote: The game is no longer the gritty reboot 'SSX Deadly Decent'. Its now just SSX, and looks a lot like the older SSX games than that crappy looking Deadly Decent, which didn't please fans. It just wasn't SSX-y enough.

THIS is what the game will look like.

Jesus Christ, thank FUCK!

This is kind of unrelated, but this guy's raeg really reminds me of that kerligirl13 breakdown video last year.

Good times...

There's still nobody else, so...SKS all the way!

That shit looks less reliable than anything put out by Fox News.

$20 bucks says spinoff.

At 6/18/11 12:41 AM, Conjecture wrote: Why the hell is it so catchy though?

Because if a song has a decent beat, preferably one that you can bob your head to, it can easily cloud someone's judgment of the song. Not saying that in your case though.

The music industry has officially been beaten, tortured, psychologically abused, raped, eaten, shitted out, eaten again, vomited, and%uFEFF raped some more.

I recently found my old Saitek P880 Dual Analog controller, and I wanna use it on my new emulators. However, it doesn't let me input the controls for it, as though it were not even plugged in. The looked in the Control Panel and my computer recognizes that it's there, and it even recognized me moving around the sticks and whatnot. I figured I had to download the driver for it, so I searched for one. For some odd reason though, it refuses to download any of the drivers I tried. Every time I try it just takes no action. Any thoughts?

At 6/6/11 02:23 PM, Magic-Mushroom wrote: I have a feeling halo may become a yearly thing like cawadoody.

I think that's jumping to the worst conclusion way to early.

Okay, all I see here is scrambled images of pornography. Try this:

Real life - The Illuminati

I love them.

At 5/23/11 09:14 PM, XenonMonkey wrote:

At 5/23/11 09:10 PM, igott wrote: Example:
"My house burned down."
'Damn, I should've locked the doors.'

I dun geddit.

He's saying that he should've locked the doors of the burning house, implying that he's the one who set the house on fire.