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At 7/17/11 05:57 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 7/17/11 05:32 PM, smulse wrote: Sorry America, you just lost to Japan.

Watching womens football is sort of like watching someone trying to learn the controls on Fifa.

Americans only care about women if they're naked. Fact.

Shit you'll find in textbooks.

Make it Newgrounds' Annual Ass Kissing Day and you've got a deal.

You know, I showed a couple friends of mine this on one of the school's computers. I really hope it's not in the history.

Anyway, yeah, I haven't ever exactly found anyone who has gotten 1000 points.

At 7/17/11 05:43 PM, Tateos wrote: mine was (I defriended her) this twelve year old girl who had already had like thirty boyfriends and kept posting pictures with her acting all slutty and it saying something like: "fuck the haterz" in glittery text.

Um, pretty old meme, but the relevance is just killing me.

In many people's eyes, women's football is about as relevant as the CFL.

You, I'm pretty sure post people wouldn't know what this was if it wasn't for this.

At 7/17/11 05:14 PM, Aprime wrote: Probably my last one... I'm done
Someone add to it

Is the sun setting or something?

At 7/17/11 05:10 PM, alejanpli5 wrote: He's a computer guru editor technician, guys. Get it right.

I don't know. Google seems to sure of what it gave me. It could be legit, I guess.

At 7/17/11 05:09 PM, Aprime wrote: I think I'll be the only one contributing to this

I don't know, this does seem to have some potential.

Funny, I've never heard of a "computer guru technician" before.

Long story short, I recently installed a webcam on my computer, and ever since then, my computer never acknowledges my iPod when I connect it. I know it's not the wire, because I tried two of them, and it still works when I connect it to my Xbox. Obviously it has something to do with the webcam. Anyway, I asked for a solution on Yahoo answers, and only got 2 answers. One of them said to delete iTunes and reinstall it (which I've already done), and the other one was typed in all caps. I'm not a huge expert on the subject, but something really tells me that this isn't really a legitimate answer, rather, it seems to be nonsensical. Still, is it?

At 7/17/11 04:46 PM, Miimaster wrote: Also this is what I've never seen before.
"Like for a not gonna lie"

Ninety-One Likes. I'm talking about a girl in the 8th Fucking Grade.

Seen that before. I don't have an example now, but I have the next best thing.

Actually, this has a better view. Unfortunately I can't double post.

I consider a Facebook tryhard anybody that has stupid shit that's meant to be meaningful because you had a bad day, poke-war statuses, over 1000 friends that you likely don't even know or barely talk to, and a "random" picture of you and people you argue with every week. A perfect example is this girl:

I changed it to open once before with no problems, and all of a sudden it's moderate again. I'm getting sick and tried of this shit because I've tried here, here, here, and here, and none of them worked, I know I did that third one the first time I had to change it. Every time I connect to Live it tells me that my NAT is moderate, which is fucking bullshit.

Does anybody have a solution that's guaranteed to work?

When she unplugs my Xbox during a Mortal Kombat match.

At 7/9/11 04:25 AM, TrueLAD wrote: Is this an American thing or what?

Because here in the UK no-one blabs on Facebook about smoking, not even teenagers.

I smoke cigarettes through my own choice, and I enjoy it too. Don't like it? Lump it.

Sad to say it, but yes, it kind of is.

Do you get your inspiration from this guy?

At 7/9/11 04:05 AM, bgraybr wrote: At 7/9/11 03:57 AM, N30Chaos wrote:

At 7/9/11 03:50 AM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: "Hay guys I ask my mom for money then spend it on weed, am I cool yet?"

Sure, as long as you don't snort any Ritalin, then you're cool.

Perfect.

Part of the cool club, I'm guessing?

At 7/9/11 03:50 AM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: "Hay guys I ask my mom for money then spend it on weed, am I cool yet?"

Sure, as long as you don't snort any Ritalin, then you're cool.

At 7/9/11 01:58 AM, Piggler wrote: I think we should be finding more ways to kill people rather than saving them.

I think we had that one covered a long time ago, man.

This one's got a better view.

Incoming bitching...

It strikes me as odd yet at this point also not surprising that teenage girls these days can say the vilest shit and gain support from it. I'm not about to go on a rant about that, not necessarily, but while using Facebook recently, I stumbled across something that just makes me go "What the fuck?". A girl I know made a news post where she showed her contempt towards people who smoke and also make statuses about it, you'll find it below.

To be frank, I've never thought of smoking as good as a habit because I knew a good man that died of cancer. Still, that doesn't give me a blind hatred of smokers, they can do whatever they want. The thing I want to focus on though, is that this girl doesn't have any place to talk about what makes you cool and what's "disgusting". The reason is because this is the same girl who claimed to have had at least 4 beers the night before she came to the graduation party we were at, and now she's claiming something that's just as much of an unhealthy habit as drinking "is for dirtbags".

First of all, I'm already betting that what really happened the night before is something like her taking a sip or 2 of some pussy light beer and pouring the rest of it down the sink or something. Second of all, she claims to hate how people brag about it on Facebook, yet she felt the need to share that information about her once she got there, and that wasn't even the only case.

Just something that I find a bit annoying. I'm all for letting people do what the hell they want, but don't try to mask your actions by condemning another.

MK: Annihilation might've actually been somewhat worth watching if it wasn't for this.

At 7/5/11 11:19 PM, dlxrevolution wrote: No "In Soviet Russia" jokes please.

Too late pal.

At 7/5/11 04:09 AM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: texas

It all makes sense now.

At 7/5/11 01:47 AM, Canas wrote: Pretty much every corner of the internet lies a bunch of fucktards arguing with eachother about incessant bullshit and it's completely unavoidable.

Oh, this relates to the bane of my online existence.

At 7/5/11 03:40 AM, EmperorOfSwag wrote:

At 7/5/11 03:37 AM, N30Chaos wrote:

At 7/5/11 02:48 AM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: how does a 15 yr old girl get addicted to cocaine

so glad that worthless bitch is getting life in prison anyways

i wish every southern state would start putting these white trash scum in prison

so sick of seeing methheads

Losing control because of an addicting (keyword) substance isn't always entirely your fault, and it's flat out extreme to just condemn her to prison.

lack of willpower to obtain help with your addiction s YOUR fault though

mindless hedonism is much more attractive to these people than living lives of virtue

and they will be punished for this

I'm admittedly no expert on the subject

But I think a drug addict would probably convince himself that he wouldn't want help.

And this girl is 15, who knows what she might've gone through to start using the stuff.

At 7/5/11 02:48 AM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: how does a 15 yr old girl get addicted to cocaine

so glad that worthless bitch is getting life in prison anyways

i wish every southern state would start putting these white trash scum in prison

so sick of seeing methheads

Losing control because of an addicting (keyword) substance isn't always entirely your fault, and it's flat out extreme to just condemn her to prison.

Answer the door naked.