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At 12/18/11 08:34 PM, japjeev wrote: everytime u hug me, you make my boner come up
maybe one day i will give it to u in ur butt

Yeah, do it.

At 12/18/11 09:17 PM, Nintendoobsessed wrote:

At 12/18/11 09:14 PM, Xyresic wrote: I can't tell if I'm supposed to take this thread seriously or not...
It's not like your universal worth will be judged on when you first had sex.

and if it is... fuck.

literally

Two of my three best friends just told me they've had sex...

Girls can be real shallow when it comes to relationships. This can be both understandable and irritable, depending on the case, but I'm willing to bet it's more irritating usually. If you're having trouble finding someone to screw in school, your best bet is to look outside of it.

Was never into that show, but then again, I was never into much sitcoms that weren't That '70s Show.

At 11/26/11 04:28 PM, Taraa wrote: WHAT? You don't use Facebook????!

Yes, some people just can't take the hypocrisy and dramatic bullshit that already happens in real life.

At 11/26/11 04:26 PM, Fifty-50 wrote: I don't use facebook so I don't really understand their mentality. Would they get offended the same if you compliment their attractiveness in real life?

Egomaniacs will probably take the complement there and then call you a rapist when they're with their friends. Bitchy ones will just call you a rapist to your face.

Probably not, and parents that try to brainwash their kids like it seems here aren't worth being friends with anyway.

Those are the same type of girls that believe every guy that likes their status is a stalker and every other girl that takes a picture of themselves is a slut.

Haven't got a fucking clue.

Gives me the feeling my future will be boring as shit.

You probably would to if you were a permanent case of bad luck that looks like a cancer patient and is constantly put down by what you unfortunately have to call your peers.

Not this year, actually.

I'm posting this on a MacBook Pro.

One cannot know without a source.

Thanks, this'll be great for my exam next week.

I only use dude and man. I never refer to someone as pal unless I'm being ironic in some way.

At 10/25/11 07:43 PM, Wagggs wrote: Should I be feeling guilty for this?

Honestly, for the actual sex, it's not entirely your fault, because she's the one that lied and you weren't forcing her at all. You didn't claim to love her at all, and she knew exactly what the risks were. If you feel guilty for taking her virginity, I guess you by all means can, but you can't hold yourself responsible for everything that happened.

What do yall think about virginity?

We're probably gonna be friends for a while.

At 10/25/11 04:53 AM, Sensationalism wrote: You sound like you're trying to prove her right because you have nothing better to do since every girl turns you down.

I'm not doing it because she turned me down, I thought about it because she was saying exaggerated shit behind my back after she already turned me down, otherwise I wouldn't have cared and still tried to be friends.

At 10/24/11 11:11 PM, Riott wrote: That's a stupid idea. Call her out on it and tell her your not a stalker, and do it in a serious matter, that way you won't ruin your rep with girls around your school. Trust me.

Actually, I agree with this guy. While they might've been kind of funny to see happen, my initial thoughts might've been a bit extreme for the situation, so I guess simply confronting her about it and letting her know where she's wrong would be better.

Silky Smooth Eruption.

At 10/24/11 10:09 PM, JoeMation wrote: That's high school for you, enjoy your next couple years. After you graduate you'll see people change a bit, for me I ended up hanging out with a kid I fucking despised. I thought he was just annoying nerdy fuck, and after graduating he seems pretty decent.

That goes without saying, I guess. I'm tolerant of most things there, but I tend to find something persistently annoying in everybody, I guess it's just me. I'm trying to enjoy the place for what it is, and it's not that easy, to be honest. Whatever, I'll manage.

I'll probably go hang out with some friends, or hopefully they'll be a party or some shit. Trick-or-treating? No.

Good rap.

At 10/24/11 09:51 PM, Xgsniper wrote: Maybe she's just paranoid? I personally just wouldn't giver her the time of day.

I think her having a big enough ego to go nuts over a guy asking her out is even more reason to do this.

At 10/24/11 09:53 PM, GamesArmor wrote:

Maybe all freshman really are retards.

Do I even need to explain what is wrong with this?

I'm a freshman myself, FYI. I don't have any problems with my own grade, I could, but I realize the reason wouldn't be us being freshmen. Forgive me if I came off that way, I'm just real disappointed at how ridiculous the situation is.

You don't know rap music until you've heard A Tribe Called Quest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-tjrM9qu gQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08JS5EqyB VU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQT2DfzpC LA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4poAOhrsv WE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRr6W-zVC dw&feature=related

And all I had to do was ask a girl I thought was my type out. Now I've heard she's gone from being my friend to thinking I'm a stalker, because apparently I've been glaring at her ever since then. Maybe all freshman really are retards. Anyway, I see this as an opportunity to get some laughs, so I figure if I get enough friends we could all just stare her down whenever we see her, but this kinda takes work.

Your opinions on my retardation aside, what do you have in mind?

At 10/1/11 03:44 PM, HomerSexual wrote: Yeah, we lost. Some seniors were crying, because it was their last homecoming game.
Dissapointed homecoming.

That's quite depressing. I'm hoping for the best during mine, I'm wondering what to expect.

At 10/1/11 02:40 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: I never went to homecoming. Fuck paying 20 bucks to go to a shitty school dance, I have better things to spend my precious currency on.

20 bucks? Damn, mine's only $5 fora ticket in advance, otherwise it's $8 at the door.

Unfortunately, I'm unable to attend the game. Still, I've heard a lot about the school so far, most of which implies that the sports teams absolutely suck, especially considering how shocked everyone was when one of them actually one recently. I'm not sure whether I should be surprised or uncaring if we actually end up winning, but I digress.

How was your first Homecoming?

Try cocaine.

I'm already doing it.