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As long as there are comedians, there's always gonna be a certain person or group of people that aren't gonna let them do their jobs. There's been jokes about slavery, diseases, terrorism, war, and religion (among other things), so when it's about rape it's all of a sudden a surprise that a comedian said something offensive. This woman shouldn't be getting as much attention as she is, and Daniel Tosh shouldn't be getting so much hate for being the person his fans love him for being on stage.

Another thing that kinda pisses me off is his own response to it: an apology. I bet he knows he didn't have to do it, but it's not really the apology, actually, it's how far it's being taken. Apparently he's rushing to have all of the rape jokes taken out of the new show he's co-starring in: Brickleberry. If this is really his doing, he's really a lot softer than I would've ever guessed.

At 7/1/12 11:52 PM, Fluttershy wrote: Honestly people, why do men give more fucks about the breast rather than the ass?

Because it's nasty to drink assmilk.

At 7/1/12 11:28 PM, Crink wrote: they are both just petty criminals who stole and killed, yet people cherish them as heroes. is it okay to commit crimes if is justified with a moral reason?

By that logic, for the same reason people celebrate Veterans' Day.

trololo...

At 7/1/12 11:20 PM, Shauna wrote: Only til now I've noticed a lot of young girls with D's and such. The average, as I remember it, use to be like a B cup.

Evolution's great, right?

At 7/1/12 03:20 AM, jjjkuk wrote: You say it like it's a bad thing.

It's a bad thing if there's no reincarnation, my man.

Or life enhancers...

At 6/19/12 10:26 PM, Revo357912 wrote:

At 6/19/12 10:20 PM, Ilssm wrote:

and that one black guy.

Every rapper ever?

Wha? So Ice cube, Beastie Boys, and Eminem are black?

Ice Cube's not black?

I'm a piece of shit computer that can't even run MMOs. At least I can still come here...

It's in an alternate universe anyway, so I'm not sure how much it matters.

I consider you the first one to report this because you didn't come off as a paranoid video game nerd like everyone else.

Bear with me here, please. I've started going to the gym for the past few weeks to improve my physique and strength, obviously, because I'm very skinny now. You know when after you work out your muscles have that 'pumped' looked, like they're flexing and shit? My arms were like that shortly, then seemed to revert back to their normal state. Well, before I got into the shower a few minutes ago, I'm not sure if it's just me, but I noticed my wrists appeared a lot smaller than they were before. I'm pretty skinny, but I've seen much skinnier wrists, and they seemed to look liked those ones. I figure that this is just the way your muscles recover after a workout, but I've never experienced this before, or at least never noticed it. So, is this normal? I really hope it's natural and won't last long because I really can't afford to fuck up these workouts again.

Just got back into this, my brothers would put this album on all the time.

Always been a staple in my childhood.

You're already made it this far after almost 4 years, don't fuck it all up now. If you're gonna try to start a career in music, you really should finish high school now because there's always the chance something like that won't work as well as you hope.

I've noticed that whenever I get embarrassed, I don't really feel like moving, like I'll be sitting down and I won't wanna walk anywhere. Strange, but it's really only a school thing.

Leave a note in her locker. Once she's over how the fuck you possibly could've broken inside, she'll warm up and accept.

At 5/21/12 10:33 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:

At 5/21/12 09:20 PM, Jeffyx wrote: Have you guys ever seen this episode called "Seahorse Seashell Party" of family guy? Its in season 10. Its the episode where brian does shrooms and has a horrible trip.

Not every episode of Family Guy has to be funny.

No matter what point they're trying to make, if they're gonna call their show a comedy, of course every episode is gonna have to be funny.

At 5/21/12 10:24 PM, Chdonga wrote: My guess is that McFarlene or whoever's in charge of the series just doesn't care anymore and is just greenlighting the worst pitches because any piece of shit episode could get high ratings.

Yeah, there was also that And Then There Were None parody. It was really trying to be a flat out clone of that book, rather than an actual humorous episode. They killed like 3 people for nothing more than a suspenseful emotion, which might've been good for a series like The Walking Dead or something, but this is Family Guy, not a drama. I thought it was meant to make you laugh.

Typically it's because they don't have access to the traditional equipment. But honestly, I think it would do them better to simply not record it at all, if all they have is a video or cell phone camera.

Hey, I happen to be watching some lesbian porn right now.

Who said I held anything against those faggots?

At 5/19/12 01:06 PM, Winrar1337 wrote: At 5/19/12 04:00 PM, Suprememessage wrote: At 5/19/12 06:56 PM, Gambit wrote: stupid shit

You people are a bunch of fucking moralfags who I doubt are as compassionate as you think you are.

Can't you look in your Newgrounds history when you get back to work?

You're probably gonna die anyway, given how Treyarch treated their previous protagonist.

Make balloon animals.

You know, whenever I saw one of those "Like this if you think she is beautiful" things, I couldn't help but cringe. Not because I found grossed out, but because it seems fucked up to first off put a picture of them online, and then have people play themselves into thinking that they don't really think they're ugly, when you know, no matter what your intentions are, you really can't have a picture like that without implying there's something wrong.

I thought while he was in Cuba he learned how to teleport or some shit.

At 4/3/12 10:50 PM, Skaren wrote: I'm still stuck on wishing Edd's death was just an early joke.

Shh, there there...

At 4/3/12 10:44 PM, AnonymousOfCali wrote: who is nick cannon

You're on a computer. Google it.

Leave it to me not to post this the actual day.

I find it interesting how people will apparently believe any tragedy they see on the Internet, even though the Internet is the same source they could use to confirm it. Seriously, in high school especially, if it concerns someone they're obsessed with, people spend more time drowning in tears than actually confirming the truth. Anyway, my point is, on April Fools' Day, I decided to fuck around and post a status that said "R.I.P. Eminem". The results were pretty amusing. I decided to take it a step further when one guy decided to express his displeasure with the idea while on Xbox Live. Man, theyy wre already on a computer. You'd think they just Google it or something.

I was texting somebody and I somehow unwittingly ended up zooming in, which means that the "conversations" appear a lot larger than they do by default. Anyone know how to zoom out?

At 3/26/12 12:10 AM, T3XT wrote:

At 3/26/12 12:09 AM, N30Chaos wrote: Supremacy, one way or another.

Actually read what I posted please.

I don't think you understood my point. I mean it seems like supremacy in the sense that these black people seem to believe they can walk all over others by playing the race card.