So I joined The Back Alleys, something I've been meaning to do, because it is full of pretty much all the people I respect. Zekey, Rtil, Squeef, Sinitron, and others.
At around 4:00 AM I had a three hour long conversation with RVS. Someone whose work is all off Newgrounds, but used to strive to improve the place like I sometimes do in my rants about over-rated shit and stupid people. I must say, this man laid it down thick. So thick it makes me want to delete my account and leave NG forever.
The admins probably know this man, and probably knows what he has to say better than our garbled conversation, but he is a man who left NG in 2006 for bigger and better things. I thought about summarizing this, but I felt it just wasn't doing it justice.
*Warning: This is a very large block of conversation, and reading it may blow your fucking mind.*
*** rtil sets mode +v on guest78
<guest78> ummm n***a plz
<RVS_Anonymous> parodies are better than original content, newgrounds parodies are gonig to go mainstream
<RVS_Anonymous> n***a? whos a n***a
*** guest78 is now known as davebut
<RVS_Anonymous> ah dave
<davebut> i predicted you
<RVS_Anonymous> cool?
<davebut> mindchamber review banned me like two minutes afte writing the review
<davebut> for 10 fucking days
<RVS_Anonymous> what?
<RVS_Anonymous> its just a review
<RVS_Anonymous> what did you do, link porn?
<davebut> I took a rant on IMDB
<davebut> that was about Get Smart sucking
<RVS_Anonymous> but its just words
<davebut> and posted on parody rangers
<RVS_Anonymous> words cant hurt u
<davebut> CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
<RVS_Anonymous> see blitz this is why I want to get as far away as possible from those elite fuckers
<davebut> apparently they hurt mindchamber
<davebut> very much
<davebut> he told me to get a hobby
<RVS_Anonymous> didn't you know? all the negative reviews get deleted on site
<RVS_Anonymous> (sight)
<RVS_Anonymous> oh he did, did he?
<RVS_Anonymous> what a douche
<davebut> Lma
<davebut> I have some nice rants
<davebut> on shit like the awesome movies
<davebut> and meetnfuck
<davebut> but I didnt feel like watching the movie
<davebut> or even making a serious review
<WolfBlitz2> well that sucks
<RVS_Anonymous> lol
<davebut> Ill just post with an alt
<RVS_Anonymous> fuck egoraptor
<RVS_Anonymous> and his dad
<davebut> In his ass
<WolfBlitz2> ah the elderly
<WolfBlitz2> http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-Multicl assing-6512.htm
<RVS_Anonymous> his fuckin dad is a newgrounder
<RVS_Anonymous> and tries to defend ego lol
<davebut> that is just scary
<davebut> unless he is like 11
<RVS_Anonymous> he was on newgrounds war podcast
<davebut> I listedned to the ng war
<davebut> but
<davebut> All the voices seem to blend together for me
<davebut> Only Squeef
<davebut> Youngjazz
<RVS_Anonymous> in the beginning he even says he's ego's dad lol
<davebut> and Swain stuck out
<RVS_Anonymous> I know rtil's voice perfectly
<RVS_Anonymous> he has this subtle cynicism
<WolfBlitz2> have a look at this man!
<davebut> I listened to it three times without breaks
<WolfBlitz2> http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-Dog-Dev ours-Burrito-6514.htm
<WolfBlitz2> fuck I have never seena do eat so quickly
<WolfBlitz2> dig*
<WolfBlitz2> ah! dog
<davebut> Fuckin d0gis in hell
<RVS_Anonymous> lol
<RVS_Anonymous> so what did you think of the podcast?
<davebut> It was good
