Question.

How do I gain permission to upload a flash to the portal above the standard file size limit?

I know of a woman who's vagina is as gaping as a humpback whale's open mouth. Want her number?

Go to bed, with the enemy.

Anyone recall a thread that linked us to a horribly unnerving and chilling webcam of "live anime girl". It was like a Japanese man in the body suit of an anime charcter, eerily staring back at you every hour of the day.

the thread title was something along the lines of "anime, meet reality" or something similiar.

At 7/23/07 12:42 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote: Scarier.

Wow.

Freedom of speech is such a beautiful thing.

Absolutely riveting. Almost as good as Atlanta Nights. This is shooting up to the top of the NY Times Best Sellers' List faster than good music will played on z100, before the century is out. Five Stars - out of a galaxy of them.

A strange assumption people seem to possess is that, given a God does exist, there is an afterlife. Who's to say our existances carry over anywhere else, even if the universe is intellegent design based?

At 7/22/07 02:08 PM, Conspiracy wrote: It looks like an orange.

A very moldy orange.

At 7/22/07 01:21 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote: We need to add a new forum to the BBS. The BBS Regulars forum. To enter this forum, you must have at least 5,000 posts. You can petition users out of the forum if they get out of control.

Give it more details and regulations.

I'll be blunt - no thanks. Setting the benchmark of 5000 posts to obtain a status of 'regularity' / access to an exclusive forum would only lead to people spamming and ravaging the rest of the BBS in order to gain entry.

Besides, I, and many others, enjoy the diversity and openness of the BBS as it is.

Hott Fuzz was such a fucking riot. I still can't get over it.

A few drags of the dro inspires me to write and draw and film, but I think an animation about marijuana would be trivial and shitty.

puff, puff, pass

At 7/21/07 10:13 PM, Eudaimonism wrote: I went from shitty level 11 brass knuckles to a 2x4 covered with nails.

BUT I WANTED A 3x4 I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

At 7/21/07 10:08 PM, Canas wrote: Getting online to fuck your ears up.

also anuses

TUNE IN, WWW.RADIOGROUNDS.COM

I haven't been on radiogrounds in yeears. I thought it died.

Alright, let's make jell-o molds out of eachothers balls.

At 7/21/07 06:11 PM, Cooldsunshine wrote: Jeez people. Stop feeling insulted or something. The guy was bored and wrote that up because he had nothing better to do. Hell, isn't NG a time killer anyway?

To some, NG is a time killer, to others - a life style choice.

Riggght. Are you a marketing/ sales representative of Sony's?

Rockstar wants more money too.

cool-points

i smell a fab fad looming on the horizon

Bond can take a long, thoroughly enjoyable vacation from MI6, escape their all-encompassing watch, get wasted off of shaken martinis with random bitches, and then return to HQ at his lesiure. Is his double 0 status stripped from him? I don't think so.

And considering the fact that being a moderator isn't an actual job - it's just an authoritative power with an extended responsiblity - the ability to moderate shouldn't expire with time or inactivity.

Korea has put out some fucking slick films in the past decade. Oldboy being one of the best.

The Host is very unique in that it skips from genre to genre, and still feels like a seamlessly organic experience. The comic relief feels natural, the chills and thrills authentic, the messages subtle and effective, and the characters deep. And to top it all off, the monster is eerily ruthless and believable.

Best moment that I recall from the film is when the father and son are walking in the rain [ by the river, father about to face the creature] and the father gives the son such a powerful look. Its a staggering moment and sets a tone for the rest of the movie.

At 7/20/07 09:53 PM, Twone wrote: Well, kids, I'm going down to Long Beach Island (well, near it) for the week. I'll be back next Saturday. Fill me in on what happened when I get back.

LBI, eh?
I'm heading down to the skinny isle sometime in August. My summer wouldn't be complete without it.

At 6/21/07 08:16 PM, GUTHRIE wrote: OMG a NG CSS server.

WAIT, seriously??

Hey all, how's the eternal war on terror raging lately.
Representing the NG name proudly on the battlefeild still, I hope?

I lost touch with newgrounds a year or so ago, but I think the aesthetic glory that is new-newgrounds will be the lone submissive force to return me to a status of regularity. Its as if an old couple is made young again - same wisdom, same bonding love, yet new appeal.

A noob is to be treated with respect, for how do you know his future will not be equal our present

At 5/15/07 05:17 PM, Viebohemie wrote:

At 5/15/07 05:15 PM, n0ir wrote: Well, when he dies and you are still young, you can spend all of his money on self indulgent matters, and travel the world with the sculpted spanish gardener who has been giving you looks for 30 years.

It can be.

Like I said, I'm NOT after money.

No, not yet.

Well, when he dies and you are still young, you can spend all of his money on self indulgent matters, and travel the world with the sculpted spanish gardener who has been giving you looks for 30 years.

It can be.

Smoking is cool and good for your health; I've taught my children to smoke regularly and 'just say 'YES' when offered a cig, and if they are consumed by the peer pressure not to, I beat them with a wooden spoon and ground them for months on end.

At 5/15/07 03:53 PM, Slightly-Crazy-Dude wrote:

At 5/15/07 03:48 PM, n0ir wrote:
Who's been added to the mod team in the past year?

Several people, and i know none of them. Have a look at the bottom of the page sir, or, you could you know, start paying attention

Well I've been rather inconsistent with my forumings in the past while, my interest subsided as all fun people left.

At 5/15/07 03:46 PM, Slightly-Crazy-Dude wrote:

At 5/15/07 03:34 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:
They've been going slowly downhill since 2003. I'm telling you, these fucking newboys...

Sad to say them 'newboys' are becoming mods now.

Matt, have a beer and stop being a pussy, you child molesting cunt.

Who's been added to the mod team in the past year?