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Topic: Your favorite thing from taco bell

Posted: 09/03/07 08:26 PM

Forum: General

At 9/3/07 08:25 PM, Sarcasm wrote: The diarrhea.

Doesn't that come free with every meal?


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Topic: Fuck! I screwed up my life.

Posted: 09/03/07 06:23 PM

Forum: General

At 9/3/07 02:27 PM, DuckZX wrote:
You may know me as NG regular user, but this time I want acutally use an alt. Note this topic is real, no emo shit.
Okay, I could post my sad sad life story etc etc. I won't. I will do it fucking short.

I had friends. I haven't seen them for a long time. I had life. Now I basically do not. Couple of months ago I turned 16. This means I am going to high school in my country. Do you know what does this mean ? Pretty much like a college is US. Place where losers fail and winners are having fun like never earlier.

I admit, I was kinda nervous. I was going to a small school since 7, so going to a huge school like that IS a change. But it's not the point.

I met today someone who I know since 7, and I'm calling him as friend all the time.

I spend two months of vacation, either near cold sea I am living in, or as having no life at all. During that, he was on two-week photo camp ( Camp guides are usually not much older than people on camps, so it means drinking drinking and drinking). But that's not all. He also was travelling trough country in a train, with another friend of mine, his GF and another guy I never met.

Everytime I think about it, I realize how pathetic I am. I don't want fucking excuses. I did failed at life. I don't want to admit it, but I fucking did.

At some point I started thinking about suicide. I am really not a guy who gives up easily. But I trought about it another way. Maybe people who decide to end their lifes aren't losers at all (lawl thei became a heros), Maybe THEY are those, who got enough big balls to end the shit they're really deep in.

I trought about afterlife a little, and I guess god doesn't exists. Really, bible (sp?) is a bullshit. World was created in 7 days ? Adam and Eva first people ? Their kids would have sex with each other to make another humans, and bible says no to brother/sister (sis/sis and bro/bro too, but that's not the point) secks. Most of main religions are total bullshit anyway. My guess is, that everyone got some kind of soul, and when we die the soul isn't "attached" to body anymore. What happens next - is a secret.

So, today was first day of school. No lessons, just introducing teachers, directory staff and shit. I had a huge headache this morning, and couldn't go. Maybe if I ignored it, I wouldn't think about suicide now. I have shitload of stong painkiller pills, if I took a 10 or so, I'd be dead in half of a hour, and since I'd use painkillers, I wouldn't feel a thing.

I made it too long enough. I want to know what do you guys think. Opinions, please, maybe some advices, about anything you could.

If your joking, not funny. If your serious, you need to have a little more tolerance and hope, and a more open-minded perspective on life. You want to take the easy way out - because not existing for eternity is a superb alternative to trying to overcome obstacles. Sure.

Some famous author [who's name I don't know or care about] once said that, looking back on his life, the times of struggle and hardship and sadness were his greatest years, because that's when he learned the most and obtained a wider more knowledgable view on life.

To endure is to succeed, so just fucking tough it out.


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Topic: ~The C&C Regulars Lounge~

Posted: 09/02/07 03:22 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

My god, what the fuck happened the general forums over the past year. Posters have gotten so fucking stupid. I'm usually fairly tolerant of idiocy but I'm pissed off at the amout of it. Shits.


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Topic: i got laid

Posted: 09/02/07 03:19 AM

Forum: General

At 9/2/07 03:15 AM, nosboy-nx wrote: if u didnt get pics it didnt happen

Would you cease to exist if I burned up these old pictures of your parents


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Topic: Alternate Universe Newgrounds

Posted: 09/02/07 03:12 AM

Forum: General

At 9/2/07 01:03 AM, Rague wrote: Think about it.
In another, we all have lives and girlfriends...

Yea. That's doubtful.


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Topic: Where Newgrounds Stands Now!

Posted: 09/02/07 02:50 AM

Forum: General

At 9/2/07 02:36 AM, Rague wrote:
First time faggot
Clever. Tell me, would you now like to make a cockjoke?

OH I WOULD!

Two dwarves go into a bar, where they pick up two hookers and take them to their adjoining hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. He's pretty depressed, and it's not helped by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...ARRGH!" all night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!"


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Topic: Drug Accusations.

Posted: 09/01/07 03:36 AM

Forum: General

So, your teetering on a see saw bearing two seemingly shitty choices.

You can either not do drugs but still be accused of doing them anyway, or you can do drugs you don't really feel a need to do, but at least, in the face of your mother's accusations, it would be strangly liberating and gratifying to do so. Like, innocent sucker gets a life sentence for a crime he didn't commit and no one believes him, but the fact that he did nothing wrong is enough to get him by, but its also enough, on the flip side, to shake him up.

If i was in your situation, and in your substance free shell, I'd immediately offer to take a drug test. Then, soon there after having passed and all, I'd start rolling some fatties and enjoy a mother-free lifestyle of mild drug recreation.


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Topic: Would You Hit It?

Posted: 08/31/07 03:50 AM

Forum: General

At 8/31/07 03:49 AM, Electric-Bla wrote: Can a penis perform a roundhouse kick?

If your penis has toes and is attached to your ankle..


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Topic: Does Race Matter For You Sexually?

Posted: 08/31/07 03:32 AM

Forum: General

Half-a-something not white is usually nice.I like the hybrids. Asian and Italian, Latina and Russian are some odd, but equally beautiful, encounters of my recent years.

But I guess its insignificant because sexual appeal varies from girl to girl.


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Topic: ~The C&C Regulars Lounge~

Posted: 08/31/07 03:23 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Ever dream that your awake and looking around your room from your bed, but your dreaming? Always bugs me out.


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Topic: ~The C&C Regulars Lounge~

Posted: 08/30/07 01:58 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 8/29/07 07:17 PM, Nev wrote: I don't know what this is, but its sleep related in someway.
But I'll be lying in bed, probably on the verge of sleep, and then I'll feel as though my beds given way and that I've fell into deep waters and I'm drowning. And for a few moments after I feel wet, even though I'm completely dry.

Haha I've been there. It feels so fucking uncomfortable and I also visualize myself floating to the bottom of the sea floor. But instances like that usually lead me to being lucid because I'm aware I'm falling asleep - and that drowning sensation is falling asleep physically while awake mentally.


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Topic: ~The C&C Regulars Lounge~

Posted: 08/29/07 06:02 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 8/29/07 05:49 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
Here's where im gonna have trouble...i have no real way of getting myself sleep deprived. Any tips?

Sleep deprivation is as simple as forcing yourself to stay awake until you can no longer resist the going to sleep. You don't need to stay awake for days, but if you, for example, go on for a 3 mile jog, get home, are ready to pass out - don't. Stay awake a little longer until you begin to doze off, then, as you being to go, realize and tell yourself [out loud] that your about to be immersed into your dream world, so let your body subside and go with it.

Heres where i miss out most of the time, i always forget to do reality tests, resulting in me having a lucid dream, realizing in the last 5 minutes of sleep that im awake in my dream, and i wake up =(.

A simple way to exert control and do a reality test is to close your eyes (in your dream) as hard as possible, then spin your body around in circles and imagine your ideal surroundings, the people you want to be with, etc. Then when you open your eyes and stop spinning, your imagined dream settings should become a vivid reality. I know the spinning in circles thing sounds ridiculous but it works for a lot of people.

Some lucid dreamer pros just go to a hallway and create doors which lead to various places and dream scenarios - but how that shit works is way beyond my understanding.

I envy you, i seriously want to be able to have a lucid dream whenever i want.

I can't always be lucid. Maybe once or twice a week for me they'll happen. I suppose its an aqcuired skill that takes practice and discipline - if you want to be serious about it. Might seem like a waste of time to some, but I ask myself, what's the point of sleeping a third of your life if you can't remember or control any of it?

At 8/29/07 05:59 AM, Mr-Silv3r wrote:
At 8/29/07 12:34 AM, n0ir wrote: (Sleep paralysis)
I woke up once and had that. Not knowing what it was, it freaked the absolute fuck out of me. I'm pretty sure I even made a topic about it here.

Haha, I used to think I was having siezures when I woke up.


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Topic: ~The C&C Regulars Lounge~

Posted: 08/29/07 12:34 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I'd win 10,000 dollars, the film would be shown on tv, and some other cool stuff.

At 8/28/07 07:22 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
At 8/27/07 11:37 AM, Twilight-Knight wrote: Hey do you guys ever have those dreams where you don't necessarily control what's going on around you but you control what you do in the dream?
Lucid Dreams? I've had them a couple of times, but i never come to the realization that im awake in my dream, and never get the full experience of it =(

Lucid Dreaming! A favorite hobby and discussion of mine.

IF you have trouble give my method a try. A good way to initiate Lucid Dreaming is to be really sleep deprived and on the verge of falling asleep - lie down but telling yourself to stay awake and keep your thoughts focused. Then your body will begin to go numb and fall asleep, its a scary feeling but let your body subside to it, don't resist. (Sleep paralysis) Soon enough, if you remained somewhat conscious, you'll be in a fragile state of awareness between being asleep and being awake. I'll usually stay in control for a little while but let my dream world control the environment, and I'd just follow the story my dream would continue to write.
As time goes on and I remain aware of my dream state, I'll soon enough be in full sleep and will then assume total control of my inner world and do whatever the fuck I want. Usually starts with fucking, conversing with people (its interesting to be involved with a personality that your brain creates) and ends with attempting to fly. I'm not very good though, I always fall and crash.


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Topic: I Think I Attract Noobs

Posted: 08/28/07 04:48 AM

Forum: General

Interesting cock block story. Indirect, unintentional, pure geek evil.


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Topic: ~The C&C Regulars Lounge~

Posted: 08/28/07 04:45 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 8/28/07 01:45 AM, Life-Stream wrote:
At 8/27/07 07:56 PM, n0ir wrote: GIVE ME A 5! I'm one of ten finalists in a short film contest.

movie
Holy Crap! That was great! I gave it a 5 and would have even if it wasn´t yours! Nice Sound effects, Nice blood effects, great storyline for 6 minutes, and pretty good acting. Nice job buddy. Hope you win. So what part did you play in it......director?

Thank you very much! I spear headed the project. story, direciton, editing, cinematography. thewholeshabang


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Topic: Assassin's Creed Contest - finalist

Posted: 08/27/07 08:52 PM

Forum: General

At 8/27/07 08:41 PM, Roastmasters wrote:
At 8/27/07 08:23 PM, x-Exodus-X wrote: My uncle works as a graphics designer for that game at Ubisoft Montreal. Pretty sick, no?
TELL YOUR UNCLE TO SEND ME A COPY OF ASSASSINS CREED NOW

also that didnt have to do with assassins creed at all , its medevail first of all....

The contest wasn't about Assassin's Creed, it was sponsored by it, the contest's theme being 'Assassins'. The time period is insignificant.

At 8/27/07 08:41 PM, Winadollar wrote: Right...

Kinda a waist of my time...

Didn't mean to..waste.. your time, I'm really sorry.


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Topic: Assassin's Creed Contest - finalist

Posted: 08/27/07 08:44 PM

Forum: General

At 8/27/07 08:26 PM, MisterSambert wrote: Dear God that was bad & cheesy. Sorry, I stopped watching when the hitman shot the guy.

There's bubbling squirts and mists of blood in executions towards the final minute of the film if you need your blood lust realistically fufilled.

If you do watch it, watch it to the end. There is a solid story that wraps around and makes sense in closing. It's only 6 minutes.


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Topic: Assassin's Creed Contest - finalist

Posted: 08/27/07 08:17 PM

Forum: General

At 8/27/07 07:56 PM, DragTheWater wrote: kinda boring

Sorry

At 8/27/07 07:58 PM, The-evil-bucket wrote: I voted five. Do I get cookie?

Much thanks. If we win, I promise to mail you a cookie.
Any prefference? Oatmeal raisin, chocolate chip, peanut butter, sugar, frosted, gingerbread...


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Topic: ~The C&C Regulars Lounge~

Posted: 08/27/07 07:56 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

GIVE ME A 5! I'm one of ten finalists in a short film contest.

movie


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Topic: Assassin's Creed Contest - finalist

Posted: 08/27/07 07:49 PM

Forum: General

Ayoo, IFC and Ubisoft recently held an assassin's themed short film contest, I participated, and my short was chosen by the judges, making it one of ten finalists.

Please check it out, tell me what you think, and if you do enjoy it, it would be much appriciated if you could help us out and vote.

The Forgiven

(A story of vengeance unfolds in the past and present as the lives of a victimized boy, an assassin, and his employer intersect. 6:00 minutes)


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Topic: Potty Like a Rock Star

Posted: 07/30/07 01:31 AM

Forum: General

At 7/30/07 01:20 AM, Be-Easy wrote:
P.S. THAT IS NOT RAP, IDIOT!

Agree.

Popular rap nowdays is all shit repition. What happened to choruses with more than one line?

There's also..

LIKE THIS
LIKE THIS
LIKE THIS
etc.

and who could forget the captivating title

POP LOCK AND DROP IT
POP LOCK AND DROP IT

I could name more if I logged bullshit in my memory.


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Topic: Google's history Fucking Scares me

Posted: 07/30/07 01:20 AM

Forum: General

To be honest, the excess Pokemon searches are even more troubling.


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Topic: Google's history Fucking Scares me

Posted: 07/30/07 01:11 AM

Forum: General

At 7/30/07 01:11 AM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: it's the internet what do you inspect.

I inspected too much, and expect someone in my family to possibly be a lesbian.


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Topic: Google's history Fucking Scares me

Posted: 07/30/07 01:09 AM

Forum: General

I'm using my (teen) sister's and mom's laptop, went to search something on google starting with 'la', and a list of previous searching popped up below.

ladies breast, ladies boobies, ladies breast, ladies in clothes with bra showing

Amused and slightly shaken by these unsettling results, I decided to venture -- through the entire alphabet. I started with P. I should never have looked further. Google's memory of P-lettered entries made me crap my pants in fear - fear of my sibling or my mother's secrective interests in...

pokemon overdrive once a ranger, pokemon battle revolution, pokemon wi fi, pokemon dimaond and pearl battles, pokemon diamond and pearl episode 0 episode 10, power rangers mystic force, power rangers, pokemon wii battles, power rangers generations trakeenas revenge, power rangers light speed rescue espiodes plus hundreds more pokemon and power ranger searches.

Shocked, I hit another random letter, sheer curiosty [and denial?] overcoming the fear and trepidation --the last letter I've dared to explore -- I hit the letter G

golden retrivers named buddy,
golden retrievr,
goldens,
girl sexy bra model,
girl sexy models,
girls sexy

....girls making out

What. the. fuck.


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Topic: ~The C&C Regulars Lounge~

Posted: 07/27/07 12:56 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 7/26/07 08:46 AM, Coop83 wrote: Perusing the company emails, I found a nice little riddle. See if you can solve it, I'll post the answer soon.

I love Tony Blair's save-the-environment babble?


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Topic: Background Artist Needed 1 Timejob

Posted: 07/26/07 03:18 PM

Forum: Flash

At 7/26/07 03:16 PM, ArthurGhostly wrote:
At 7/26/07 03:08 PM, KTH2k wrote: Well have u heard of Anime
It has realistic backgrounds
While the animation and character creations are realistic but cartoonish
and character animation and art is totally different to drawing backgrounds
Don't try things that are beyond your capability.

Hes not, don't worry. He's just getting others to do it for him.


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Topic: Rotoscoping

Posted: 07/26/07 03:15 PM

Forum: Flash

At 7/26/07 03:11 PM, Neo-13 wrote: Umm, yeah - what is rotoscoping?
I've heard people discussing it, in their flashes and stuff, so I was wondering what it actually is.
Sorry if it's in the wrong forum, 'cause I dunno what it relates to.

Rotoscoping is when you animate over an existing movie or set of images. You basically trace frame by frame by frame. It might some like a cheap method but its harder than people think and it takes alot of patience and effort, let alone talent, to get the desired result.

Check out A Scanner Darkly, the movie. That is rotoscoped.
Also the Tracer movie, currently number one in the portal, used rotoscoping as a technique for the character animations. Filming live actors and then using them as references or frames for buiding fluid realistic characters in flash.


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Topic: The Simpsons: The Movie = 2 stars!

Posted: 07/25/07 11:53 PM

Forum: General

Who cares, that's a shit opinion anyway.

Rottentomatoes.com has pooled all known reviews and, it averaes at 77%, which is very very decent.

Viewers overall give it 85%.


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Topic: I going to a bible camp tommorow.

Posted: 07/25/07 11:49 PM

Forum: General

Just casually discuss Harry Potter - that you admire his wizarding skills, and how you aspire to become a Warlock in your adult years. You'll fit in fine, I'm sure of it.


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Topic: the newgrounds fraternity

Posted: 07/25/07 11:46 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 8/11/06 01:00 AM, DaRk wrote: Hey guys, I miss this club, we seriously should get it going again, I can tell lambo is up for it.

I feel of a tug of loss in my chest, visiting these old pages. We had a superb gathering of peepz here. Although, from what I can conclude about the frat's slow demise, the CC Regulars Lounge has ultimately replaced the Frat.

Even as the purposese of the two threads were somewhat different, similiar members seemed to transition towards the Lounge over time.


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