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At 10/24/04 11:08 AM, ConspiracyTheory wrote: don't they have a club like this? I'm not sure

To be honest, they very well may be. However, i have never seen it. Plus, i do not think they have as comprehensive a system as i have created. I have created a porgram in which i could email to you that can be easily filled in and spits out code that you paste in your reviews that helps show what areas flash animators need to imporve upon or are already quite good at. The program weighs different areas accordingly and gives you an overall mark as well as your rating out of 5.

If you are interested, click 'Contact Author' at the top of my posts and i will email you the program.

If you do join the Writer's Guild. You do not have to be a writer.
Just put in your signature either:

Writer's Guild: Writer
Writer's Guild: Animator

or, if you just like reading the conepts and discussing them to help imporve them:

Writer's Guild: Public

Thanks again, i can see this club having alot of topics going at once in a few weeks or so. Join now to get it started.

I have a problem, and i am thinking that maybe others may have the same problem.
I am a writer, i love flash, i do practice flash, but my skills in flash are limited. However, i have great ideas and love brainstorming with others.
There very well might be other writer's out there who don't have enough time to teach themselves flash, but still want to be apart of fash making.

You may not be a writer, but a flash enthusiast who lacks complete concepts. Maybe you have an ideas, but you dod not know how to write it effectively. You do not know how to develop suspense or a plot that keeps the viewer intrigued. Or quite possible, you just do not know where to go with you idea, because you have no experience with writer short stories or scripts.

Well, i have an answer. The Writer's Guild. This is a place where writer's can post and discuss their ideas and a place where flash animimators can team up with writer's in creating well-writen flash movies or games. For a movie to look good, you need an animator. For a movie to feel good, you need a good writer. And very few have the ability to be both.

So start posting ideas. If you are worried about someone stealing your idea. Do not fret, if they do, contact me about the subject. I have ways of handling this problem.

I want people to discuss and post ideas and concepts freely as well as animators contacting writer's for collaberations.

I am a writer, for those of you who are wondering, and i am looking for a good animator to work with, who either is out of ideas or needs someone to brainstorm with and/or plot and write the storyline.

Myst_Sparknode@hotmail.com

At 10/23/04 03:54 PM, TheBlood128 wrote: I'll join if I can do videogame/movie reviews. I've done them for a few websites and starting to do it for my school paper, so I'm pretty good at it.

Sure, if you like. I am curious to see your reviews myself.

A reminder to all, if you want th Ng Critic program you must email me personally so that i can send it to you via email. Otherwise, just put NG Critic Review at the top of your NG Portal flash reviews so that we can spread the word.

One last thing before i go for the day... I will be checkin in tommorrow and replying to emails tommorrow as well.

You do not need to aave the program to join the team. Simply putting NG Critic Review at the top of each of your reviews states that you are apart of the team.

What do i put in my BBS Sig?
You put this:
Team Member: NG Critics

Ranks etc, will be developed as we gain more members. If we reach 30 members i will dividing up different rankings that can go in your sig. If you want to be assigned numbers, that can be done. However, this will be up for debate. Some users hate being numbered and like ranks better.
Rankings go by how many reviews you have and whether they are quality reviews. As well as how often you post here and how you contribute to your weekly top 5s and monthly bests.
If you have reviews that you have written and want to post them here for others to read and comment on. Please do. Just be sure to put the name of the movie you reviewed, the author, and the link so we can watch it ourselves before commenting on your review.

The NG Critic program is an optional feature that if you want you have to email me for.

However, whether you want the program or not, you must post here so i know who are members and who are not.

Any comments or suggestions are welcome.

If this flies... we may become of the most influetial critics on NG. Who knows what new found respect we may gain and conquer.

If you are an artist who wants your movie reviewed by our system, pot the link here with a breif comment and I, or another memeber, will give youa comprhensive review that could help understand what your strengths and wekanesses are and how to imporve upon them or use them to their best.
However, your movie must be past Judgement if it specially requested to eb reviewed.

Im outtees. Later.

At 10/23/04 01:17 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: If you feel you want to write comprehensive, insightful reviews and want to use my system to review flash movies. Post here and i will email you with the program i have created in VB. The program weighs different areas accordingly and then it prints out code in a text box that all you have to do is copy and paste into your review after your comments.

If you do not want to post your email on the forum... Then you can click 'Email the Author to email me directly.
If you do not want to program, but to join the team. Post here and it will be official.
Discussions about good flash movies/ weelky top 5/ monthly top 5 (the best of the bes) will al be apart of this forum.
Any other ideas for the team are welcome. Reviewing helps artists improve their works and careers. Support your fwllow artists and join The NG Critic Team.

If you are looking for a few good watches i have decided to post a few fabourites that need some support. These are movies that deserve top 50 placements i nmy heart, but have yet to attain them.

Obscure
By, FoXcatO
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/185635
<<Serious>>

Alive
By, AloneInTheDark
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=185431
<<Serious>>

ACROSS THE UNIVERSE
By, Xavier
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/187874
<<Serious>>

PUSTOTA
By, Kol
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=135621
<<Serious>>

Smile
By, Aleksander Wasilewski
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=165898
<<Serious>>

Long Lost Brothers
By, -Knox-
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=189387

Watch'em and rate'em and review'em... they deserve it.

This weeks top 5 reviewed submissions are:

Part 2: synj vs. horrd
By, Dan Paladin
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/198162
<<< This flash movie is the most eye pleasing you may ever seen. It is very smooth, action packed and amzingly well done. Dan put alot of work into this one. It is even better than part 1.>>>

Dr. Bob: Saves The Day
By, -Knox-
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/198873
<<<Hilarious as always. Knox is a veteran who mwe all love. Dr. Bob tries to save the day and I ended up in a lughing riot. If fits and gigles is what your looking for, loo ksomwhere else, this is a side splitter.>>>

Ordinary Conversation
By, Gear Zero
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/197450
<<<Another comedy of the week that will make you tear the second time around. It is not that fast paced comedy that makes you choke o nyour own breath. However, it is fnny enough to make you watch it a second time. These guys know what they are doing.>>>

Auf Achse
By, AligatorHead
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/198175
<<<A fictional tale of love at first sight. Quite Cliche, but amusing and fun. Who said emotion and violance cnnnot be mixed into one film.>>>

Jeremy
By, 5 - 7
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/197783
<<<A deep metaphorical peice that takes a few watches to understand, but in end, is an amazing peice.>>>

Lately you might have been seeing my reviews ending with something like this:

NG Critic Rating
Introduction: 8.9
Impression: 9.9
Style(Graphics): 9.9
Movement: 9.9
Audio: 9.2
Humor: 9.2
Originality: 9.9
Storyline: 9.9
Personal Enjoyment: 9.2

Overall: 9.6
Rating: 5

K. Myst Williams

I enjoy writing long, helpful reviews that can help an artist with their works. Sometimes people tend to review quite poorly. This is either because they are lazy or are not smart enough to critic a flash movie.
This whole NG Critic thing i just started for myself to give artists more insight on what areas they need to improve upon. I have found that a lot of people find it quite helpful.

If you feel you want to write comprehensive, insightful reviews and want to use my system to review flash movies. Post here and i will email you with the porgram i have created in VB. The program weighs different areas accordingly and then it prints out code in a text box that all you have to do is copy and paste into your review after your comments.

Here is the breakdown of each section:

NG Critic Rating >> The title
Introduction: >Their introduction / Preloader etc. Rate how good it is. If they do not have one.. obviously a poor rating is in tact.

Impression: > Your first impression after reading the comentary/title/ and watching the first few second. First impressions can mean alot. First impressions can decide whether you like the look of it or if you hate it.

Style(Graphics): > The graphics. The uniqueness of their animation and whether you like their cartoony style. Or if their realistic style is impeccable.

Movement: > If their flash movie transitions well. If the movement is smooth and not choppy etc.

Audio: > If their music went well with the movie. Or if their voice overs are clear.

Humor/Violance/Emotion: > This section of the program i have created had three options. Which ever you think is most dominant in the film is the one you rate. Humour meaning how funny you found it. Violance meaning how good the action and or suspence was. And emotion meaning if it was meant to be an emotionl film... did it effect you or touch ou in any way. Or did the emotions make you think.

Originality: > If it is an original idea... it deserves bonus points.

Storyline/Focus: >This section has two options. If the movie does not have a storyline.. it most likely is focusing on one topic. Which ever you choose you are rating if it was unique, original, to the point and if they kept on topic and effectively expressed themselves.

Personal Enjoyment: > This is simply how much you enjoyed it.

Overall: > This section is automatically tallied up for you. You always round this number in order to give them their overall review mark.

Rating: This gives the rating that you should most likely give the film maker. Obviously it is out of 5.

If you are interested in the program and joining The NG Critic Team. Post your email for me and i will send you the program along with your number to the team. I Am NG Critic #1... p.s. You must tell me what your personal signature is so i can automatically put it in the program. This way you will never sign a review again.

Only those serious about writing comprehensive reviews are welcome. I may check your past two or three reviews before sending you the program.

I will also post my top 5 favourites of the week and any members are welcome to do the same. This way we can discuss the pros and cons of different flash movies on NG if you so please.
The top 5 rated each month will also be posted.

Thanks alot... lates.

Anyone can give me the URL to the samerai club and/or the anime club.. that be great

i cants find the samerai club anywhere... i just got my comp back up...is it still runnin?

At 11/4/03 06:50 PM, HellboundNinja wrote: 70+ hrs on the first week....hell yeah its worth it

im goin to get it this weekend then... but so far the first was my fav... but with the sweet new graphics id seen on this one with the PS2... i can see this one bein huge!

i g2g tho... my in the club tho?

That is one long ass test.. but ill do it tomorrow and email it to ya... lata man

At 11/4/03 06:41 PM, HellboundNinja wrote: u play suikoden III yet its fucking long as hell

no not at all.. im quite upset too.. im gonna try and get out and get it... is it worth it?

Hows the ranks work?

i was movin.. took me while to get my comp back up.

At 11/4/03 06:17 PM, HellboundNinja wrote: 1.) Give your reason for wanting to join the RPG club.

I love RPG's and i like to chat about'em... what more can i
say?

2.) List your five favorite RPG's in any order.

Does it count if it in the same series?? o wells
"FF5", "FF7", "FF8","FF10", "Mario RPG"(hehe), and
because im bein cheap with the Final Fantasies
"Sukoden" too

3.) Post here at least 10 times over a 2 week trial period.

Will do!

4.) Have a valid e-mail address the club can reach you at.

vision_mq@hotmail.com < i might have to get it back up again... i jus moved... but it will be workin soon!

Hows the ranks work?

i was movin.. took me while to get comp back up

Wow really gettin a responce...

thx for helpin out a bored guy all!! thx alot.

Random Shitz N'Giggles <Who throws a cupcake... honestly?!?>

Bin long time since ive bin around... anything new with ya all

U guys change ur BBS sigs for FF club??

Just jock around, tell jokes, chat it up... its for all those who are bored outta there frigian minds.

Random Shitz N'Giggles <I invested some money in the Viagra Stock... im expecting it to go WAY up!>

<If theres grass in the feild... PLAY BALL!> (take that anyway you like... but if ur thinkin baseball... dont join the club you pathetic)

<If you think sex is a pain in the ass... then you doin it backwards>

Wanna join overhere... Number am i... or do u guys do numbers

Random Joke <If you think sex is a pain in the ass, then your doing is backwards!>

^^^outta no where but u have to admit, its funny!

Go to this place, make it popular, post soem jokes or somin... support me club:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=65935

later all

Go to this place, make it popular, post some jokes or somin... support me club:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=65935

later all

Go to this place, make it popular, post soem jokes or somin... support me club:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=65935

later all

At 4/28/03 07:32 PM, Mojimbo wrote: you boner face, there alrdy is an ng mafia, and its crap too

I second on the NG Mafia being crap, along with this shit hole.

Hey everyone, this is just a club to have some fun, tell some jokes, quote some movies, discuss shows or videogames, and chat it up. Plus i post a big joke once to twice a week... and a stupid line joke ounce a day...

5 questions to ask yourself before joining the club:

1. Am i bored out of my mind?
2. Do i have anything else to do?
3. Am i bored of the old threads?
4. Do i know any good jokes?
5. do i have some thing i wanna discuss with someone but cant find a club for?

If you answered yes for at least three of these questions, this may be your lucky day and the club just for you.

Theres no numbers of this club, so dont ask, I may coem up with a pint or ranking system for how funny you are if this club gets populated nicely but untill then if your a member just put this in your sig:

JKS Club Member: If you think sex is a pain in the ass, then your doing it backwards!

If you have a favorite funny bumper sticker or saying of your own pop it in there instead of mine.

Todays stupid line joke:
“So that’s what happens when cousins marry.”
-- Say it to someone if they disrespect you. :)

This weeks big joke:
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground, and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."

"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that feel?"

To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell”.

And since its the first post heres a second:

IDIOTS AT WORK:
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase
when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the
back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not
complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I
asked why! she explained that it was necessary to compare
the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed
the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the
signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As
luck would have it, they matched.

Have fun and happy posting... ill try and do better with my jokes each week. Expect one clean joke and one dirty joke every friday.

Basicly. I also post a joke of the day and a beef of the weef on Fri. I'm trying to come up with more but I have't thought of anything. I'm open to suggestions if you want to e-mail me. Great bumper sticker. I have a bunch of those that I planned to post in a couple days.

Nice... cant wait..ill be checkin in... love a good joke. And "beef of the weef" sounds like jks. Im out tho... lates.

At 4/28/03 07:26 PM, Tink13 wrote:

At 4/28/03 07:25 PM, Hoops822 wrote: NICE... thats awesome... family guys jks too... but what day you say this was...cartoon net... 11 but day of week?

Mon-Thu

thx alot... ive been saved... now i need to check if i got cartoon net.... lates

At 4/28/03 07:25 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote:

At 4/28/03 07:22 PM, Mojimbo wrote: i can tel you this, if you did then it would be a very lonely club, not alot of people ike me, well outside of this club

Stay Mojimbo if you don't who will make fun of people constantly, who revive clubs just to make fun of them?
Don't leave us.

Exactly... dont run out on us man...

Got a joke for ya tho:

Why is it when a man speaks nasty to a woman, its sexual harrassemnt...
but if a woman speaks nasty to a man, its $3.99 a minute?

Answer that eh... Anyway, dont bail Mojimbo, this club wont last without ya.
And maybe ill try the fan club for ya, just to see how well it does... hmmm

At 4/28/03 07:20 PM, Quick_man wrote:

At 4/28/03 07:13 PM, Hoops822 wrote: Thx... can you help me out... i wanna add an html link to my BBS sig and i cant figure it out?

im realy sorry man i donno how it works ash gave me min

Alright thx... if anybody else know tho...drop me a line plz.

I saw nice ppl welcome...so i thought id drop buy... me bein about as nice as it gets... but uh, is this thread just to chat it up?

If you think sex is a pain in the ass... then your doing it backwards! (jks... Best Bumper Sticker)