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At 7/16/14 08:15 PM, NGPulp wrote:

At 7/16/14 08:10 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: um, no. the way to deal with them is to either pay them no mind

*Whoosh look at that sarcastic joke fly over your head*

yes. it goddamn flew over my head. what did you think would happen? aspys dont get sarcastic jokes with a 100% success rate..

i prefer tulpamancy and lucid dreaming over drugs since i can easily create whatever illusory scenario i want without any side effects..

but when i must have something, i just ride a sugar rush.. binging on ice cream and apple pie and.. wait, no.. that's wilford brimley's thing..

ice cream and apple empanadas and cherry pie and donuts and soda and frozen toblerones and milkshakes.. that's my thing.

as an added bonus, the sugar crash that comes afterward can help me catch a few much needed zs, which i rarely get due to never feeling tired naturally..

At 7/16/14 07:37 PM, NGPulp wrote: You should totally report him.

It's the only way to deal with these cyberbullies.

um, no. the way to deal with them is to either pay them no mind, or, if it still bugs you even subconsciously, find a way to convince yourself it's funny, and that laughing at yourself is a good thing.

not easy by any means if you're that type, even if to us it is, but its far better than getting someone in deep crud because they wanted you to be in such a predicament. that would be hypocrisy.

At 1/1/13 11:04 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 1/1/13 10:55 PM, Zerok wrote: Seriously, who stores porn nowadays? That's like filing paper phone bills... but with more, you know, cocks.

People who don't like/ don't prefer real porn, and instead use images.

um, i prefer hentai over regular and i can safely say thats a load of crap... i keep my stuff on the net for fear of viruses and my ma finding it no matter how well i disguise it.

not that visiting a website wont give you some viruses, its just going to be a somewhat smaller amount than if you downloaded a bunch of stuff on top of that visit..

At 7/2/14 02:03 AM, exudaz wrote:

At 7/1/14 07:42 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: i dunno why i mention this, and i dont wish to diss anyone's opinion, but i must disagree with people who say america is good.

we are far too self-righteous, naive, and corrupt.

Typical America bashing idiot, ignoring the fact that most countries are just as corrupt, naive, and self-righteous as us.
http://www.somethingawful.com/news/mistaken-american-assumptions/

ha. why do you think i bothered to put "not that they're ideal, but they're the closest i can find WITHOUT LOOKING" in my post when i mentioned my faves then?

it most certainly wasnt because i believed ideal countries existed...

At 7/12/14 04:29 PM, FinaLee wrote: Personally, I think most everyone is cool here.

this. even most of the shitposters here are quite amusing on average, which is more than i can say for most every other forum ive seen...

star wars: dark forces/jedi knight was a good line of games for awhile...

looks like arcane the armor collector meets castle crashers.. i think i much prefer purely playing arcane though...

hmm. as far as reliable weaponry goes, i wouldnt trust my tankman as far as i could throw him. i'd probably drop him and pwn myself in the process..

then again, my mortal enemy is a concept, not an actual tangible thing... maybe i could make use of tankman's one liners?

At 7/12/14 02:53 PM, Thor wrote:

At 7/12/14 10:18 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: If you need help, use this anagram generator

none for me

roth? thro? orth?

i predict humankind will, by thinking outside the box that is our universe, eventually develop technology that will allow them to pit the laws of physics against one another in a cyclical paradox, allowing us to override and rewrite the laws of physics and by extension become gods.

i predict that. before this happens, we will have ended the concept of natural lifespans through advances in the transhumanist movement.

my vore stic t-x .

cervix my tots..

tics rot my vex

evict mr. ox sty

vector mix sty

storm vex city

try vex sitcom

exeggutor's coconut heads seem like they might go good with tropius's bananas..

i dearly hope this isnt serious.. i loathe the very thought.. it could mean it would be like roblox, only for simple-minded folk who dont need to know advanced programming in order to do stuff right..

terrible. i hope disney, facebook, google, and all those other despicable megacorporations bent on world domination burn in hell.. then again, without disney, there'd be no spectrobes, pirates of the caribbean or kingdom hearts.. though that last one is only a quarter of a loss given that it relies on non-original characters too much and generally gives off an overly dramatic vibe..

like nearly every other feeling save frisson, and even then some, i rarely get this..

i practically live in the past, so what in the world could possibly make me look back to it? the 80s were the ideal decade to be alive.. even if i wasnt even born yet at the time, i still pretty much reside somewhere around there.. i surround myself with snes and ps1 roms, cook my food in an ancient kmc dial-timer microwave instead of these newfangled keypad ones, (though those are older than even that) watch 90s anime all day, and generally reflect on my childhood the entire time..

what am i going to do, visit the frikkin great pyramids of giza?

i forgot, i beat phantom breaker: battlegrounds with all characters on hard.. nearly cleared nightmare the same way.. nightmare plus however, would be completely impossible, even for me..

At 7/12/14 10:18 AM, Chdonga wrote:

It was in Fallout New Vegas, Skyrim, and Infamous. Being good rewarded you with better loot and being evil put every NPC out to kill you.
I don't even mind when one alignment has a better payoff. What I don't like is a black-and-white moral system.

ive never played any of those so i wouldnt know.. skyrim especially, since i dont plan on playing it ever. i hate it that much..

infamous sounded like a great game, and i wouldve loved to try it out, had it been for pc, xbox 360, or ps2 rather than ps3..

fallout was pretty much average-looking as far as good games go, and ive been putting it off in favor of more interesting xbla stuff for awhile.. i suppose i could give it a go when i next have the money..

anyhow.. i find it doesnt make much sense for being good to yield better short-term rewards.. you can just kill them all and take everything they have at the moment rather than a portion of it, plus gain tons of xp to boot.. long term on the other hand, it kind of does.. as gnarl put it: "..that requires people, LIVING people. gratitude comes with it's own rewards, sire.."

what i want to know is why people are so rooted in the ways of old thinking that they believe we need to tie "liberal" to democrats and "conservative" to republicans..

hate comes and goes with the changing wind.. the attribution remains.

its quite insane really.. i like to think of myself as "a liberal extremist who believes in fighting the power"... thus, i register as an independent. but i digress..

funds are funds. we should use all we need, but not take anything. just reset the economy's value and boom. problem solved. 'course, we do need to focus on self-sufficiency in order for people to care about what the government believes its fiat money is worth, but that is but a speck on the radar... we have bigger issues at present..

equality for starters.. gandhism is what people should use as a template to build on, but nobody does.

criminals, people of color, women, all of them have been trampled underfoot for far too long.. and only 2 of the 3 issues are things people care about enough to work on..

but i digress. liberals.. why are we hated.. i do not believe we need care so much. it may make it harder for us to get elected for awhile, but we'll bounce back so long as we make the correct decisions..

not only am i immune to most kinds of fear, i rarely sleep to begin with.. though i'm quite insomniac by now, because of my screwed up medical history and trial and error in meds, it takes me at least 2 days straight of no sleep to begin feeling tired if i went off them completely i might go insane, but could possibly last weeks without sleeping.. more recently ive even hallucinated as a result.. i hate hallucinating, but i love not needing to sleep. it means i get to do more of the stuff i love while everyone else is in dreamland..

hell, i'm somewhat immune to tons of things people normally arent, such as hunger or thirst..

of course, the problems are still there, and will eventually kill me. but until then i can feel little pain, and grow stronger with each passing day..

either star wars ep1 racer or hey you pikachu..

both were fun in their own way, but one has zero replay value and breaks control sticks with how hard you must push to win a race, the other has you squealing in high-pitched voices just to get the pokemon to listen to you because of the buggy voice recognition, unless you take off the foam covering for your microphone..

At 7/11/14 01:24 AM, Chdonga wrote: Since games with morality systems never put you in a difficult moral dilemma, I always find myself picking the good or neutral-good path because they always have the better payoff and don't require you to do stupid shit. I hate when playing under an evil alignment just consists of murdering innocent NPCs and stealing items. It gets boring quickly.

better payoff? what in the hell? i thought that kind of thing was exclusive to stuff like bioshock and overlord 1.. overlord 2 also counts if you count the lesser of 2 evils as being "good"...

anyhow, that reminds me, at times when it doesnt matter which choice you do because the benefit's the same either way, i like to choose good, so that i plump up the land as much as possible, so the next time i'm pure evil, i can loot marginally more stuff as a result..

good choices tend to make the game harder in the short run, better in the long... evil averages out both in games where it doesnt crash the economy, so i figure i can get the hard part out of the way first before i have stress-free fun twoards the end..

i wish eddie had canonically succeeded in becoming independent from zato's corpse... it would have been interesting to play a pureblood forbidden beast.. instead, they had to ruin it by letting milia kill him, then have them both revived by a 3rd party later..

then there's ky's thunderseal.. i dearly hope sol is still capable of reforging the outrage without it.. the holy treasure weapons are key components of it, and ky needing to destroy it to put dizzy in stasis was kind of messed up.. it didnt even really benefit anyone in the long run.. valentine still opened the box.. and dizzy is now like i-no. frozen in time.

and then we have faust.. when will we ever see him become dr baldhead again? a mystical serial killer is so much more fun than a witch doctor..

robo-tempkin would have been interesting too.. even if it would mean the death of the super-prototype robo-ky.. mk2 robo-ky is technologically superior, not built by the pwab, and competent to boot.. though guilty gear isuka is iffy at best, nonexistent on average when it comes to canonical tie ins..

anyway, now that ive blown off some steam.. there's still a ton of good stuff theyve done.. that man finally has some actual battles going on.. kind of damages his status among characters like alex from goldensun, reaver from fable, and g-man from half-life (though the vortigaunts did rough him up a bit so he's questionable too)... but it doesnt kill it off, and thats what makes it work..

anji, while i would have prefered to retain his job as that man's field operative, could still be useful to other characters as an intelligence gatherer by quitting temporarily this way..

ky being in a position of importance again instead of a cop was a good move too.. stopping being a paladin never should have happened, but a king is a justifiable substitute..

anyway, now that ive blown off some steam.. if they manage to release a port of the new gg for xbox 360 despite the console's age, i might be inclined to try it out.. but its a playstation title for now, which means its out for the time being.. i hate all of the recent systems by sony.. as well as every other recent-esque gen console other than xbox 360..

other than 360.. gamecube? good. gba? good. xbox original? good. ps2? good. psp original? good. ds/ds lite? its okay, but not good.. anything newer in any of their respective product lines? its a bunch of crap. original wii was tolerable despite its shittiness because you could use gamecube stuff with it sometimes.. but thats about it..

At 7/8/14 10:42 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

the right time to make a new smash bros is when nintendo comes to its senses and stops pulling console designs out its ass. supporting any current gen console by making games for it may keep you in business, but its still immoral.

crap. just realized i begged my question since nintendo would merely be supporting itself.. uh.. scratch all that..

At 7/4/14 12:33 PM, kmau wrote:

At 7/4/14 11:50 AM, mysticvortex13 wrote: the fact that capcom took priority on megaman being in the game instead of a new game in his own series sucks..

Capcom isn't doing anything with Megaman. They just handed over the license, some files and everything else is probably being done by the SSB devs, safe for some supervision on the character.

is there really any more to say? i love super smash and all, but they shouldve waited until the time was right to make a new one..

When would be the right time to make a new Smash Brothers?

they are, by granting the license in the first place. on top of that, they are personally responsible for marvel vs capcom and all those other crossovers..

the right time to make a new smash bros is when nintendo comes to its senses and stops pulling console designs out its ass. supporting any current gen console by making games for it may keep you in business, but its still immoral.

i make whichever choices in-game give me the most profit, since despite being a lax gamer my first run through, i do like to get as much 100% completion progress as i can.. that means every major item, and all the big money,, be it from good or evil choices.

this makes me mostly evil usually as a result, but there is always a touch of good there as well..

of course, if it works like fable, where there are takebacks in morality even after hitting a cap, i just bounce from one extreme side to the other and back repeatedly..

runescape before it went to hell... in my opinion that was the beginning of eoc when it died, but everyone who's been there probably knows someone with an opinion that it died earlier.. i continued to visit their forums for some time after the game's death until recently, when i emigrated here.

anyhow, as for stuff i still care for.. funny-games.biz, random wikia pages relating to anything ive emulated, tv tropes though thats kind of a wiki in itself...

nintendo8 and its relatives, but that was before i learned of downloadable emulators... now its just classicdosgames, aka rgbclassic.. i find it to be better than dosdose or vizzed. vizzed just sucks ass..

uh, editthis.info/create_your_own_adventure was a decent read for awhile..

then i frequent explodingrabbit and tulpa.info.. the latter for help resurrecting my tulpa, (which i made before i knew tulpae were a thing and thus wasnt able to sustain it) though i never once made a single post inquiring how.

also, youtube. i am the type who always must get the last word unless i for whatever reason like the person i'm arguing against. therefore i always check my gmail and youtube notifications to see if anyone's made a reply.

At 7/3/14 07:59 AM, simon wrote:

At 7/2/14 09:23 AM, elitegamer11 wrote: i got a ps4 and killzone:shadow fall from ebay

There's your problem right there.

yes and no.. his problem was that he bought a ps4. period.

At 7/5/14 03:04 PM, darkjam wrote:

At 7/5/14 02:32 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: that logic was so terrible i think you gave me cancer..

Nintendo own Game Freak, Game Freak own Pokemon.

last i checked, they were an affiliate, not a subdivision.

hudson soft was not to konami as game freak was to nintendo.

megaman x5, though i did use the armor cheat to obtain black zero and ultimate x from the beginning.. still, i did beat it on xtreme mode without abusing anything too overpowered, like i would had i used a gameshark or some form of glitch exploitations..

then there's warriors: orochi, arc the lad: twilight of the spirits (though technically its normal mode with arc the lad), megaman legends 1, and streets of rage 3. i cant recall any more games i own with difficulty settings on them at the moment..

i'm a chaotic button masher type in these sorts of game since i could rarely accurately memorize a special move sequence.. at first i did terribly as a result, but then i learned that by making wild curves with the stick while button mashing, you could chain an assload of special moves in quick succession, especially if you used the medium and heavy attack buttons primarily while doing so.. particularly without jumping.

now, i can even use instakill moves with decent efficiency on a regular basis in some games..

skullgirls is the one ive never gotten the hang of.. guilty gear, mortal combat, soul calibur,megaman power fighters.. all those ive aced, more or less.. never tried street fighter or much else tournament-style wise, so i cant say for sure how good i am.. but..

beatemups like double dragon, streets of rage, and scott pilgrim on the other hand, i'm a god at.. so long as there's not too many field-hazards. which is why i keep losing lives. i get knocked into a bottomless chasm, and thats the end of it..

i have little trouble beating the games of course, but i never can go without using a single continue.