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i dont believe time is ever technically "wasted" on anything. are things people do destined to end in failure and serve no practical purpose? sure. but they eventually learn from it. hopefully. if not, they get a darwin award when they die. natural selection at work.

At 11/7/14 02:36 PM, generalwinter wrote: I'd go with rules from Bioshock, it would be a damn good time!

sure, splice up, have fun with your omnipotence, then die an agonizing death from adam withdrawal when it's all over. real nice.

meh, so many people with their god modes and infinite lives and stuff.. i'd be content so long as the game world allows save scumming. so no roguelikes.

still, if i could choose anything.. i might pick.. gee i dunno... maybe i'd still go with fable. even if i killed the entire town, if i just wait until the heat dies down or pay a massive fine..

so stealing stuff from the store if i was hungry and couldnt afford it wouldnt be anything at all really..

but as they say, "give a man money to buy food, and he will eat until he is full, and then he realizes that bread isn't the only thing for sale.."

so why stop with that.. take anything i need. hijack someone's house.. take a tv to play my retro games on.. take a computer to play everything else on..

and sell off anything else i take that i dont want, so i can buy stuff i do want.

meh.. still, i'd have to donate tons of that cash to be totally in the clear.. and if what i did was serious enough, say. destroying the town permanently instead of just killing everyone... even that wouldnt do the trick.

but i'm not the type of person to kill people in real life so that doesnt really matter. stealing is the worst i'd ever do..

before i knew it, i'd be the ruler of that town. still, if the world worked that way, anyone could do the same thing so it'd lose it's meaning.

At 11/7/14 07:31 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote:

At 11/7/14 07:23 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: >hates self-advertising

>advertises own channel to talk about it

sounds legit...

I think thats the "joke".

aspy remember? cant tell when people are being sarcastic? and not one to follow links to tell what dafuq people are talking about?

me here on ng at 13? i was indeed here, i grant you that. but i was merely a lurker with no account or posts...

still, elsewhere i probably posted stuff that was quite dumb. i just have no memory of it. i can barely remember what happened two days ago. you really think i'd remember where ive been and what i'd done about 8 years ago?

nah.. as for what ive done since then when i did have an account.. i still cant remember. if i had all the time in the world i could probably sift through my posts but... nope..

>hates self-advertising

>advertises own channel to talk about it

sounds legit...

hmm.. i dont think i could say what i'd do really.. except not really much at all. i forgive terrorists, so why dafuq would a person hijacking my account be different?

still, i'd have to do something if i wanted to retain hope of ever keeping my life's work on track.. so.. letting everyone know it was a hijack somehow definitely..

how i'd do that i dunno..

At 11/6/14 05:27 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:

At 11/6/14 03:19 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

Please dont burn my soul

seriously, i dont get angry at anything possibly doable by another human being. just concerned... i'd have to be capable of anger to actually do all that, since though i'm "half-insane", it's not like i'm off the deep end or anything...

At 11/6/14 04:57 PM, orangebomb wrote:

Bin Laden was still a mass murdering terrorist who was still plotting attacks in that compound. Defending Bin Laden is like defending Hitler, Saddam or Timothy Mcvey (the OKC bomber) with their crimes, you just don't do it and the world is better off when they are killed.

not if they were reformed.. i defend anyone. i mean anyone.

At 11/5/14 08:25 PM, megamanlover123 wrote:

I like the older cods, sometimes I'll buy a newer one to see if it lives up to hype, not many have, only cod 1, 2, 3, 4 (a.k.a. modern warfare) and modern warfare 2 (the only GOOD cods.) and retro games are WAY better, why do you think my username is megamanlover123?

And even then they didn't impress me that much.

huh. i guess you're one of the only decent minded people here in "video games" then.. k1ll8oy being the other i can recall at present... not that i have a good memory, there might be more i approve of..

i see it being flushed down the toilet like the piece of crap it is. warcraft 3 killed the franchise, though it did have features i liked about it..

At 11/2/14 02:59 AM, Finnyprik wrote: I dont have a favorite user. I look down on most of you

good work man, i wouldnt pick faves either. still, i wouldnt put it as "looking down" on them in my case, since though the entirety of the world is indeed a million times worse a piece of crap than myself, it's my duty to bring them back out of it. uplifting can take the form of "insults" now and again, but most of the time i'm polite about it...

ware wa messiah nari.. hahahaha...

i'd never deny one, but people call me insane anyway soo... yeah..

seriously, in the last years of his life, osama wasnt even such a bad guy anymore.. he lost control of his organization pretty much iirc, he wrote a letter saying he didnt want his son to join al qaeda, he was only hiding out where he was cause the whole world was out to get him..

wtf are you thinking people? that somehow you're any different than he used to be? get real. you just killed a changed man.

also, i feel i should mention that while tp link's master sword always was at full power, toon link's master sword had it's holy power destroyed for awhile when ganon had the sages assassinated and he had to newly imbue it in there.

as a result, toon link's sword probably only has the power of the triforce goddesses, and not hylia.

not to mention tp link has the suns of the twilight realm stuck inside it too.

At 12/14/12 04:43 PM, LemonCrush wrote: Toon Link

He was what, 12 or so when he explored dungeons and stabbed Ganon in the FACE?!?

tp link wasnt all that much older, just a bit younger than oot "adult"(17) link and killed off his ganon for real as well, through the heart.

plus his sword techniques are far more refined. and since toon link never gets the chance to grow up before they meet, the only things he has on tp link are his op light arrows, and the hurricane spin, which as a necessary drawback, leaves him dizzy and vunerable to attack for several seconds.

in that time, tp link could shield bash him to the ground and do a finishing blow stab straight through the chest.

At 11/5/14 06:35 PM, K1LL80Y wrote: Hello I am here.

Oh never mind you saved yourself.

maybe from you i did, but unless i specify that i also know that tons of characters referenced in brawl arent technically the work of nintendo either, someone's probably bound to call me out on it.

At 11/5/14 08:24 PM, FurryGod wrote: I don't know man, maybe I'm not used to the play style but the Mario games are pretty rough in my opinion. Most of the levels are really annoying and difficult not to mention the bosses.

I've yet to get Galaxy because my Mario64 (Wii download) and New Mario Bros experience has been quite painful and I can't even get 100% completion on either one.

Consoles are all pretty much the same so saying things like Wii sucks is definitely something a gamer would not say.

no they are not. unless you are calling this gen all the same, then i agree. gaming is virtually all i do, i just hate today's systems, so if i play the games, i have to get them emulated on pc. the companies brought this piracy on themselves really..

At 11/5/14 07:25 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: All consoles have there pros and cons.
I think Wii U is a great console it might not have the best graphics but it is being made up with great first party games.
It might not be as fast as the others but Nintendo is making up for it's slow start.
2015 has a great line up.
Personally I'm glad I a Wii U.
The games I'm most looking forward to fro the big N are:

Xenoblade Chronicles X

Super Smash Bros U

Zelda U

You can go around calling consoles shit but really...
In reality as long as it's got the games you want for it that system is perfect for you.
Console wars aren't fun guys, get over it.

this aint a console war, it's an era of time war. no console in this gen is good. the game dev teams are responsible for the games, the console dev teams are responsible for the consoles. dont pretend they're the exact same people, even if they're from the same company.

and if they happen to be the same people anyway, we can just call them sega. they always made good games, but since their systems always had to be the first proper new thing of their corresponding generation, they sucked ass compared to all the other proper ones.

now look at them today. they dont even have consoles anymore. they just ally themselves primarily with microsoft, and hand off the occasional thing or two to nintendo.

this is why all consoles that exist today are doomed to die. also, they keep ripping each other's bad ideas off and applying them to their own systems, so they'll die even faster.

At 11/5/14 06:58 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:

At 11/5/14 06:50 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=927094

wait a minute man, fuck you for taking advantage of my not being one to normally follow links.

homebrew is NOT default.

I do not understand why you feel the need to personally insult me. I am pointing out that you can play GC games on Wii U. Regardless if it is default or not.

and i do not understand why you think taking advantage of people is okay. nor why you think a "fuck you" coming from me is anything more than a "shame on you." i toss that shit around even more lightly than other people here. if i wanted to insult someone i'd have to actually do something to them. and if i wanted to kill somebody, that wouldnt be enough, i'd have to destroy their very soul, burn their corpse, and piss on their grave in front of millions of viewers, and discredit their very memory by framing them for the actions of every world enemy who ever lived.

thank god for me not being the kind of person who is angered by anything on the face of this planet eh? i easily forgive anything you can possibly imagine in a world record's time.

as for my post's main point, i was trying to say "it has to have backward compatibility in it's default configuration, without you having to pay for anything other then itself to use it, if it's predecessor possesses that feature, for it to be good."

At 11/5/14 06:56 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:

Sales make a game good?

A good game surprisingly sales?

so do some bad games man..

At 11/5/14 06:01 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:

At 11/5/14 05:30 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

and it doesnt even play gc games anymore either.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=927094

wait a minute man, fuck you for taking advantage of my not being one to normally follow links.

homebrew is NOT default.

At 11/5/14 06:35 PM, K1LL80Y wrote:

Also, Super Smash Bros. Brawl Is good, alright guys, it is.
BUT
Melee is better.

exactly.

At 11/5/14 06:01 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:

At 11/5/14 05:30 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

oh really? i've been telling everyone on this board all along, wii has bs motion sensor controls which i swear were based on the power glove with all it's imprecise actions, and mandate you use it as the default one instead of releasing it as a gimmick like lightgun games would have.

That is a matter of opinion though, yes it is a gimmick. Just like the Kinect and Playstation wand. But I will argue, the Wii sold gangbusters, targeting not just the hardcore market, but the casual market as well. It did really good for Nintendo and made them a lot of money.

So there was a high demand for the system, including the wiimote. If you look at the numbers, it tells the story. These game sails are my facts for the demand,

(as of April 2008)
Wii Sports - 81.64 million

Mario Kart Wii - 34.01 million

Just look at those sales numbers, insane to actually see it. And Wii Sports made heavy use of the Wiimote.

the wii at least has some backward compatibility with gc to compensate, but the wii u? nope. not by default anyway, you need to buy a goddamn adapter.

Wrong, there is a way for the Wii U to play GC games.

and it doesnt even play gc games anymore either.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=927094

i ask you a simple question? are players not entitled to the controller type they always felt comfortable with before? no says nintendo, it belongs to history, so let us do some lsd and come up with some batshit insane new way of incorporating a terribly failed idea in a way that we think will please the masses.

I think the only batshit insane ideas are coming from you padre, not Nintendo. Hell, we can use gamcube controllers and everything under the sun to play Smash Wii U.

must be a newer model then. the one i'm familiar with does not. sales mean nothing, as correlation does not imply causation. dirge of cerberus ff7 sold well but was not well recieved so i'm told. the same is probably overall true for the wii. and not everyone who plays wii and wii u is rich enough to go out and get their voice heard. folks poorer than i own wiis, but not even a pc.

also, keep in mind i did not ever buy a wii u and therefore have only seen the designs they released and their corresponding talk on what it could and would not be able to do before it came out.

no. the remote functioning inaccurately is not a matter of opinion.

At 11/4/14 10:40 PM, K1LL80Y wrote: I drink coke...

the op drank pcp...

if it aint done with malicious intent, it aint racist.

give the blacks chicken and watermelon i say, food is food.

and on the subject at hand, sexual commentary is sexual commentary. he's trying to be funny, so he aint racist. doesnt matter whether it's funny or not.

At 11/5/14 05:38 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 11/5/14 05:36 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

oh my god, who. the hell. cares?

nobody in their right frame of mind, or even insane frame says i. they must be off this planet on a bad acid trip.

It's almost like you gave English the middle finger.

as far as the memetic line goes, i was saying it as peter griffin originally said it. the rest, i just have a bad habit of attempting to mash a piece of atlas' line " he's a real section 8 says i" into every other sentence.

and the punctuation and capitalization in all of that? i never was any good at punctuation or capitalization.

but with "insane frame", hell ya i gave it the finger.

At 11/5/14 02:21 PM, Radaketor wrote: Relating pewdiepie and video games should be illegal.

not just illegal, a war crime.

At 11/5/14 05:09 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 11/5/14 03:40 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

good for you man, you just got freed from slavery to a shit system. oh wait what's that? you still like the 3ds hahahah that's rich. oh wait, you were serious. let me laugh even harder. ahahahahahaha!

2/10

oh my god, who. the hell. cares?

nobody in their right frame of mind, or even insane frame says i. they must be off this planet on a bad acid trip.

At 11/5/14 05:11 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: The Wii was an amazing system. You should check out any of the Mario Bros games.

oh come on, i covered that already. just because the games for it are good does not mean the system they are played on is good. if the mario franchise were paradoxically sold off to microsoft, and the games were still great, would that make the xbox one good? no.