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i only shitpost when i'm feeling particularly tired and bored, with a serious need for a laugh. i rarely need laughs, since have my fill just from reading normally. so.. pretty much only rarely, and even then, usually only on seriously crazy threads.

and i never make my own shit-threads, or usually even serious ones for that matter. i aint got time to think any topic up, and i'm so terrible at improv that nothing rather amusing comes to mind. yes, i do feel the need to at least try be amusing if i shitpost. i know it's bound to end in failure here, but i just cant help it...

fuck the darksaber.. the force unleashed black lightsaber is more like it.. or perhaps exar kun's whitish greyish lightsaber, which had a certain bluish aura...

At 11/13/14 05:23 PM, Deshiel wrote:

At 11/13/14 05:22 PM, Bit wrote: I'd like a black-lightsaber so that I can reveal awkward stains on my opponent's clothing as I fight them.

The downside? I'd glow like Uranium-239.

how can you reveal akward stains with a black lightsaber... also didnt uranium have greenish glow?

it's a blacklight pun i'm guessing... you know, uv lamps...

At 11/8/14 11:17 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote:

At 11/8/14 04:38 AM, Cordyceps wrote:

I don't know about that Hitler stuff, but I like that bit about us all being monsters in denial.

We should totally touch penises or something.

indeed.

lamb chops, extra rare..

then, when they do pull the lever to the electric chair, they find out i'd implanted myself with a nuclear device, rigged to blow the entire country to hell if my heart stopped beating.

my last words? "listen to me you pompous frauds, if i'm going down i'm taking you all with me!"

also, i stepped on an industrial staple or needle eye, cant tell which before, and though it itself didnt hurt quite so bad, my mother taking a steak knife to my foot in amateur surgeon's hour was terrible. had to get the famed dr. nakra to operate on it after that..

not much hurts my feet since as a young kid i always went barefoot no matter where i was. even though my neighborhood had no sidewalks or streets. only gravel. and sometimes snow.

still, i cant help but gasp in agony when i step on broken fiberglass tubes. those things are like sharp legos and cactus combined. and they're a bitch to pull out. it's like ripping your stitches/nipple hair out with your bare hands.

what if said theives were hobos who couldnt afford it, nor could they make it to any soup kitchens, or other welfare programs, and would die if they didnt do it?

i can understand you guys getting mad at the penny pinching types who actually have pennies to be pinching, but if youre broke and you gotta survive, you gotta do something..

i hate ff7. no not really. well, it's half-true. the gay overtones were overdone, sephiroth's theme sucks ass almost as bad as kefka's in ff6, jenova's is also terrible... sephiroth had far too easy a time going nuts.. seriously, finding out the thing they claim to be your mother is an alien life form they have on ice somewhere kills your brain cells? give me a break..

i hate most elder scrolls games. too many dragons. too lame of music.. not much to say about it really.. only thing with that many dragons i actually like is slayers. yes, i'm aware that the games of slayers dont contain as many dragons as the anime, which is the only thing with as many dragons as to rival elder scrolls.

i hate littlebigplanet. jumping around as a sock puppet version of a monkey shaped mr hankey the christmas poo is just dumb.

i hate any game made by king. candy crush saga and all those things are just girly ripoffs of bejeweled, bloons, and other classic timewasters that already exist.

normal bun, pork hotdog(i think, though it might be beef), regular variety (no polish sausage) a little ketchup, tons of mustard, and that's pretty much it.

mayo, chili, and relish are not fit for the consumption of my species.

i'm borderline hoarder. 2/10. only reason i dont hoard is cause i dont got enough dosh....

ehh, i'd probably wind up like fei fong wong if i did this.. id would take me over, and annihilate the universe...

hmm, toughie.. not certain bout gendo ikari or hector barbossa.. though they do bear a certain physical likeness...

personalities.. hmm... all i can think of are heroes at the moment really.. so the villain equivalent of a hybrid of laguna loire and squall leonhart.. only somewhat insane on top of the awkwardness.

"angry"? i'm immune. nothing can possibly make me angry.

the worst you can get me to is "concerned", or if you're extremely dangerous to human life and in very, very close proximity to me, a tad scared. not too much though..

contrast of virtually any kind, mostly either interracial, or black hair, white chick, black n white clothes, whatever really..

and futa. also yanderes, tentacles..

At 11/8/14 05:15 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 8/19/13 03:45 AM, oobooglunk wrote:

At 12/15/12 10:47 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 12/15/12 08:57 PM, ZJ wrote:
The answer was Luigi.

You spelled Wario wrong.

Sorry, WHAT about Meta Knight?

Captain Falcon is pissed that everyone is spelling his name wrong!

nah man, ganondorf. mewtwo. marth/roy. any of those totally owns those other fools from smash bros. ganondorf may just be another blood falcon metaphorically speaking, but he's far superior to the original.

At 11/8/14 01:45 AM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 11/7/14 08:31 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

At 11/6/14 10:17 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 12/14/12 09:13 PM, TheDisharmony wrote:

At 12/14/12 07:39 PM, LemonCrush wrote:

At 12/14/12 06:07 PM, TheDisharmony wrote:

Oh, right... Well since TP is the MM sequel, if you compare timelines, TP happens after WW, but I doubt that means much. Still, TP Link was trained by the Hero of TIme and developed his own skills, so he had swordfighting techniques from two different eras. He also had the most technologically advanced arsenal of gear and weapons and was arguably a lot hotter than WW Link. More training, better weapons, and prettier means he'd win.

oh sure, ho yay with one's alternate self.. real useful in battle..

still, the rupee fueled magic armor would probably tank out all of ww link's insane magic power, leaving him drained and dizzy from using up his hurricane slash, utterly helpless.

At 11/8/14 02:34 PM, killer595 wrote:

At 11/6/14 04:57 PM, orangebomb wrote:

At 11/6/14 04:11 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

still tho america kills many innocent people, the soilders are not considered terrorists but the country drops nukes.
But anything that happens to them is terrorism. Ofcourse bin laden is wanted and all but im just saying that he was a murderer, and got killed by the enemy, now the killer (or u ppl call it "savior") will be hunted by the enemy, eye for an eye.

it's not like i want the soldier bumped off or anything, an eye for an eye and the world will be blind... but they do need to realize that they're no different from the people they kill. our army, just like our police force, is too self righteous, and needs to be taught a lesson.

it's not helping matters at all that to avoid them getting ptsd, their shrinks indoctrinate them further by reassuring them it isnt their fault. society made people who they are. it's their responsibility to fix their mistakes properly.

people cannot just ruin or end the lives of others and get off with a clear conscience, and be endorsed by society for doing so.

At 11/7/14 09:46 PM, fieldertiger wrote:

At 11/7/14 09:32 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

At 11/7/14 09:19 PM, fieldertiger wrote:

Well, if it's your opinion, I would honestly respect it. It's not like the prequels weren't that bad. Hell, I even saw the first episode of the series and it was okay. Most people would say that it's bad because of Jar Jar Binks but that's not that much of a good reason on why did they hated the prequels. If they hated them, why couldn't they keep watching the other ones that aren't that bad?

ehh, it's no skin off my back if you were to bash me for it either.. i could really care less.. still, i do appreciate your respect..

me? 5. no wait. 3.

in my younger days i was totally mischevious, stealing stuff, writing graffiti, pissing in the school gym equipment closet so everyone who used the dodgeballs would have piss covered hands..

folding the pages of the dictionary so anyone opening it would be opening to "fuck". drawing "'s"on the cover of moby dick, though that kinda falls under graffiti.

releasing mice from the snake pen and freaking out all the girls... destroying the plexiglass celing of my padded time-out jail cell, hopping the fence, and running all the way back to my house with half a dozen security vans chasing my ass, locking the door behind me..

and getting away with all of it. except for a good beatdown from my mother, scolding by school officials, suspensions, etc..

just no criminal record.

plotting world domination instead of setting realistic job goals.. good times.

now however ive mellowed out due to all the trauma ive been through from my last school. only crime i commit nowadays is digital piracy.

At 11/7/14 09:12 PM, PriusRepellent wrote:

At 11/7/14 02:32 PM, Bit wrote: Minecraft. It would be fun to spend the rest of my life building and exploring..

until you get blown up by a creeper

creepers aint all that bad unless you're in a cave with no light. ghasts on the other hand...

At 11/7/14 09:19 PM, fieldertiger wrote:

At 11/7/14 09:01 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

At 11/7/14 07:27 PM, fieldertiger wrote:

I'm pretty sure that I was talking about how bad the prequels were but it's okay if you think the animated series killed your fandom over Star Wars.

i'm pretty sure i was saying the prequels werent as bad as people hype it up to be.

runescape needed it's eoc completely and utterly revoked. except for the hp scaling and dual wielding. they've since at the very least added an option to use the original three weapon combat styles for each weapon, not sure about the original weapon special attacks being restored..

they also needed to put the damn fate card items in permanently. and restore the random events. all of them.

and ancient magics needed to be re-buffed to compensate mages for using more runes and needing to unlock the damn spellbook. and named it's original names. shadow spells sound way more badass than stone ones.

and godspells needed to be put back in. divine storm aint cutting it. there's no point to getting the godstaves from the wilderness mage arena if you cant use their unique spells.

wilderness needed to be toned down a notch. sure, bots were annoying, but skulling everyone the moment they enter any world's wilderness? bad idea. nobody could merch team capes anymore.

and the bounty hunter worlds needed restoring.

i'm speaking in past tense because seeing as ive self-exiled myself from there, i have no clue what it's like now. for all i know it's a million times worse.

nada. nein. nay. nah. never.

horrifying? yes. corrupt? definitely. "evil"? it doesnt exist except as a concept. moral compasses never have been nor ever will be a "one size fits all", "cookie cutter shape" thing.

i'd have to call bs on this being totally evil, just like i callled bs on the existence of "moral event horizons", be they fictitious, or in reality...

still. to my personal moral compass? heck ya, it's evil. i forgive anything, but it's still evil.

At 11/7/14 07:27 PM, fieldertiger wrote:

At 11/7/14 07:24 PM, Painbringer wrote: Kinda makes you wonder if this new Star Wars movie is actually worth staying alive for.

I'm sure a lot of Star Wars fans died happy before 1997.

I would believe that Star Wars fan sadly died when they released the first episode of the series in 1999.

nah man, i was okay with it. clone wars animated series is what killed it for me.

the title of this thread sounds pedophiliac.

diapers seriously? odd fetish man..

At 11/7/14 08:35 PM, NeonSpider wrote:

At 11/7/14 08:14 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: cannot even do personal hygiene

Dude at the very least... and I do mean at the very least, do something about this!

Otherwise your dating options are pretty much exclusively homeless women.

yah i didnt even expect that much..

At 11/6/14 10:17 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 12/14/12 09:13 PM, TheDisharmony wrote:

At 12/14/12 07:39 PM, LemonCrush wrote:

At 12/14/12 06:07 PM, TheDisharmony wrote: Yeah pretty much, so basically he used the Master Sword way before the Link from TP.

Well, they take place on different timelines, iirc.

Damn you :( Well The Wind Waker..came out before Twilight Princess, therefore Toon Link used it first :D

Actually, Wind Waker shows what would have happened if Link had failed to stop Ganondorf in Twilight Princess, meaning TP occurred first. Which means TP Link got the Master Sword before WW Link.

Anyway I'm pretty confident that TP Link would win. He was trained by the Hero of Time.

nopers. wind waker occurs directly after oot's adult link timeline. link had gone back in time so there was no hero to stop ganon from returning and bumping off the sages.

tp occurs after majora's mask.

i hold very few standards. only big ones are, she must tolerate me being a neet who cannot even do personal hygiene, she must tell me if she got an std so i could consider the risk carefully before doing it, and she must have the same beliefs i do.

i care not if she cheats on me, so long as i can cheat on her. not that i could ever succeed at doing such a thing, cause how in the world would i find another who meets these very specific criteria?

i care not if she's a tranny or anything..

i care not about much at all...

there might be a couple of small standards i'm unaware of but screw it.