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At 11/17/14 05:50 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 11/17/14 05:44 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

At 11/17/14 05:23 PM, SCTE3 wrote: I used to get bloody noses easy when it was a really hot day outside and I was playing outside. Then people began to wonder why I didn't like going out during the day much unless it was cloudy or a bit chilly.

dear lord.. do the mods join in on the thread derailing often here? i'd expect this kind of crap from 4 chan or runescape, but here?

My original post was relevant. Getting a bloody nose at school was a horrible experience. It's much worse when it forces you to skip class for a bit or possibly the rest of the day, hated it.

how? do you in some way believe that telling somebody what happened to you will inspire them to figure out what to do in their situation? empathy alone is not the advice the op wanted as far as i can tell..

At 11/17/14 05:36 PM, malfunction19 wrote:

At 11/17/14 05:08 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

At 11/16/14 11:10 PM, malfunction19 wrote:

At 11/16/14 11:07 PM, JRob wrote:

At 11/16/14 11:02 PM, BumFodder wrote:

Driving a muscle car is illegal? I dont think so, and everyone thinks that the grass is greener on the otherside, personally for me, in first world nations, it all comes down to personal opinion on what culture you prefer to live in.

i dont. then again, all the world is naive. those who arent are labeled insane. i've come to love my label.

surely muscle cars arent your only hobby? and if it is, i'm sure there are restrictions imposed by the dmv on what traits that muscle car can possess..

At 11/17/14 05:23 PM, SCTE3 wrote: I used to get bloody noses easy when it was a really hot day outside and I was playing outside. Then people began to wonder why I didn't like going out during the day much unless it was cloudy or a bit chilly.

dear lord.. do the mods join in on the thread derailing often here? i'd expect this kind of crap from 4 chan or runescape, but here?

i mean, maybe it was unintentional. maybe you, like everyone else misinterpreted the title.. but it's a question begging for an empathetic, informative, reply. a personal cry for advice.. not asking what we've been through.

still, i suppose it cant be helped. this is a terrible environment to be asking such things in..

also, maybe i'm interpreting everything wrong for the umpteenth time. maybe eveyone's trolling on. maybe something else is going on. i'd better not keep at this overthinking or i'll run out of character space and still not stop.

what do you expect from public education? of course it's terrible. get hometaught if at all possible pronto. online school, private tutor, whatever, so long as you can afford it. if you cant, personally i'd rather go stupid. but it's up to you in the end...

At 11/17/14 12:13 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 11/16/14 08:51 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:

At 11/16/14 06:46 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:

It's a literal fuck toy

If you're single and want to do something better than fap, and sex isn't available, you can fuck an android

How is this in any way stupid? Because if this is stupid, then fapping is downright full blown retarded

i dunno bout them, personally i'd totally do a robot. however, this one is just poorly made. not that there's much choice as far as well made ones go, but i have higher standards from fiction than i do reality.

what if i told you there's a difference between an otaku and a weeaboo? i'm not so ignorant that i'm unaware of all japan's flaws, far from it.. still, i like the good things that come from it.

also, you dont have to like japan to be so into their works of fiction that you cant help but call yourself otaku... yes i'm aware of the negative charge implying obsession and slackery but it's rather apt in my case.

no offense intended to the shitposter weeaboo. i actually quite enjoy those posts.

At 11/16/14 11:10 PM, malfunction19 wrote:

At 11/16/14 11:07 PM, JRob wrote:

At 11/16/14 11:02 PM, BumFodder wrote: anywhere but japan and america

Come to America

i understand japan, as it does not have a variety in climates, but why america? it is a huge region containing just about any natural and unnatural habitat you can fathom and containing almost any natural animal you can imagine, couple that with an english speaking people and alot of personal freedom and i dont see a reason not to live there, i have a flag as my profile pic for a reason and im not even american.

your hobbies is (are) illegal you know... not that any other country on earth i'm aware of is any better.. there are always dumb laws.

we'd all be better off if no society on earth thought punishment equates to justice. prevention of indesirable actions and forgiveness for the attempt are all we need. oh and codes of conduct to take the place of the laws. i'm not so ignorant that i'd condemn the world to pure anarchy.

so really, if this were another "what country do you like best" thread, which it's not, i'd have to go with a micro-nation i intend to build at some point in the future. havent decided on a name yet.

even rapture had a criminal vengeance system, and it was a fictitious "utopia". probably why it failed. if they had just had the sense not to let fontaine into their country in the first place, or exile him if that couldnt be helped, their downfall could have been avoided. not under andrew ryan's leadership of course, since he never believed in altruism.. but it could have.

they'd probably wind up going to war with the rest of the world instead as a result of them dumping fontaine back on their doorstep, but they'd still be around to do it. and with their greater scientific ingenuity, they'd at least make an admirable last stand instead of falling prey to adam madness. that is, assuming suchong wouldnt have done what he did with or without the pressure from fontaine.

then he'd have to go too.

not that theyd be a true utopia by any means even then, since money also existed there. business should only exist to produce and hone the skills of society. not for profit.

one could make the case that exile is a form of punishment i suppose but.. gotta keep the irrational segregated from those who dont wish to be harmed by them somehow. commiting fontaine to a mental health facility may be a better choice i suppose. assuming rapture got around their "no fda controlling our med market" bias. otherwise they might just make matters worse.

still, if they eliminated the money, there wouldnt be a need to cut costs since everything would be free to produce. a true utopia is self-sufficient down to the last individual within it's society, and has no need for money.

anyhow, i suppose if you werent going to stay long enough to even be seen by a native of a country, you could get away with just visiting anywhere. but there are just some places that toss you in prison for gesticulating in a way they dont like, and america unfortunately is occasionally one of them. i hate my country.

At 11/15/14 02:07 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I'd like to see this guy make more threads.

huh.. i suppose i should.. i havent posted a single one yet as a matter of fact.. and this account's been here for a year or two if i recall correctly..

still. if i'm to post one, it'd better damn well be a good one.. wouldnt want my insufficient skill at topic improv to hold me back.. i may be good at writing, but it takes forever to write...

ehh, didnt notice my "member since" thing on the sidebar.. i may've been here for about two years, more if you count lurking, but i still find i'm a newbie everywhere i go...

me? i'm no murderer.. if i kill somebody, they have to want to be killed. not that i'd have the stomach to go through with it even then...

so.. if i went back in time to kill someone.. it'd have to be myself. not sure how i could do so anyway.. since the way i wanna die is sleeping. maybe if i set it to go back to the big bang, but dial all points in time after it prior to doing so. that way i'd have an eternity to prepare myself.

At 11/17/14 03:51 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 11/17/14 03:46 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

Well, habital is more of an understatement, what I really ment was the the atmosphere would be warmer.

technically you never said habitable in the first place.. and i do hope you meant "overstatement"...

the vista i'm running right now apparently cant handle posting images.. wont ever stop reading "uploading" after i put the jpeg into the bar.. anyhow..

ive given them new suggestions time and again on their vids themselves, despite the fact i cant stop hating the cut of their jib when it comes to end results of battles. have yet to see any of them come to fruition however.. not that i'm surprised.

the ones i can recall are:

rezo the red priest vs lashiec

e-121 phi vs robo-ky

lady sang from phd: phantasy degree vs ranma saotome

agent nova from power blade vs quan hart from vice: project doom

and for their battle royales:

james bond vs jason bourne vs jack bauer

duke nukem vs gunstar red vs bill rizer

i probably did more of them but.. meh.

anything can be funny if you know how to put the proper spin on it..

At 11/17/14 03:39 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 11/13/14 07:36 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: why protect earth when we can make a new one on mars?

The cheapest way to turn Mars into an Earth like planet can actually be achieved with technology we have now. All you need are a bunch of facilities that pump a lot of the carbon dioxide into the atmoshpere, thus making it thicker, warmer and habitable.

ehh? where would all the other resources come from? an atmosphere alone wont do. sure it has ice on it, but melting ice alone wont achieve habitability. you'd need to fertilize the soil, plant crops, introduce livestock..

in short, sure it may be possible, but not from the efforts of any one country.

to all catch and releaser comments here, you do realize that's just plain cruel. it's gonna die anyway now that you disfigured it with a hook... it's not like youve shown it mercy. nature will run its course at an accelerated rate because of it.

if we have no respect for life, it may as well end altogether.

At 11/13/14 07:41 PM, TheDisharmony wrote:

At 11/13/14 07:36 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

why protect earth when we can make a new one on mars?

Maybe someday in the future that will be done.

yeah, i hope so. obama kind of put that off-schedule with his slashing the funds to nasa.

At 11/14/14 12:21 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 11/8/14 08:06 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

Wait... How many dragons aside from Akatosh have been featured in the whole series before Skyrim? Cuz I was under the impression the number was around zero until then. Maybe I'm mistaken since I only wandered around without doing quests in Morrowind (though for at least several days of total play time) and I only dicked around a bit in Daggerfall and I never played Arena or Redguard. Though I did everything in Oblivion.

Also, I can't disagree more on the music. Daggerfall through Skyrim have stuff I like to listen to on their own.

you may be onto something there. there are indeed a couple of tunes in them that are solid, but they hardly save them from the rest of the crap they cram in there.

not that fable 2's bard was much better, and i still enjoyed that game despite it...

as far as the earlier games go, i must admit my less than satisfactory experience with aspects of skyrim are obscuring my vision.. even then i was too appalled to actually play the game.

hell, for awhile i even hated megaman zx and ff7 too much to play them. maybe in due time i'll give it a chance as well.. but for now it's just too much for me to get anywhere past watching lps, reading it's wikia, and sampling the soundtrack.

still, in my defense, i was right about megaman zx, so maybe i'll find something new to hate about elder scrolls as well. bad analogy i know.

At 11/13/14 07:56 PM, frootza wrote:

At 11/13/14 07:24 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

At 11/13/14 07:11 PM, frootza wrote:

At 11/13/14 06:47 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

At 11/13/14 02:44 PM, frootza wrote:

Don't sweat it man! My cousin is also an aspy, I picked up on it right away without even checking your profile :) You are doing great!

I also often type the first thing that comes into my head without much thought. But most people here do the same, so it's nothing to worry about!

no worries.. i dont really care much how others view me.. so long as my voice is heard, that's all that matters. not that i'd be all that hurt if they didnt even give me that much. it's their loss, not mine, if they were to ignore my advice. it may be my responsibility to help them out of the muck, but sometimes they just dont learn until they sink a bit deeper.

At 11/12/14 01:21 AM, LittleWashu wrote: Omnikinetic powers hands down.

this. with the ability to control literally anything, you can pretty much save yourself the trouble of needing to create any additional superpowers for yourself later, since you'd already have pretty much everything.

for the few exceptions, if any, you could just warp reality so you do have it. instantaneous win.

still, might get kind of boring if you dont have the imagination and/or courage required to do the necessary things with it after awhile. like, supressing your memories to reset the immunization to getting a thrill out of it, or altering your own brain so you never get bored in the first place.

even then, you might screw up mid-process and give yourself a supernatural lobotomy. not fun.

my windows 98 is still fully usable.. just insanely slow and incompatible with some websites, including the microsoft home page, with it's old internet explorer.

cant imagine why xp, being newer, would be much different..

then again i too am somewhat tech illiterate..

it's not like we're dumping nuclear waste.. even then the earth could tank quite a bit of it before it gave up the ghost.

still, in case the end does happen, i advocate us making space colonies. unless it ends by explosion, then our space station model colonies wouldnt have much gravitational force holding them in place. they then might need capacity to move on their own power, which requires more fuel than it's worth.

in that case, we should terraform other planets.

naturally, all this requires massive resources as well, but has far longer lasting results.

why protect earth when we can make a new one on mars?

i mightve been able to help out here had this been a thread about playing games rather than making them, although that would kind of belong in video games forum in that case..

can't say i'm surprised nobody wants to meet me... i mean, i do have serious b.o. and all.. plus the fact i love creepy and insane things..

At 11/13/14 07:11 PM, frootza wrote:

At 11/13/14 06:47 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

At 11/13/14 02:44 PM, frootza wrote:

I don't know what you are getting at, but you could have easily substituted the word "semantics" for definition to keep things simple for other readers.

But you were correct, it was just a joke. Good job buddy, I know it can be difficult to pick up on things like that sometimes :)

yeah, indeed it can. this time however, it was not.

as for the word choice, i have problems with that as well. it's not particularly easy to not just type whatever word pops into my head and hope it sticks to the context. it's the mental processing it requires for an aspy to improvise, you see.

lucky for me i'm not quite so bad at grammar and definition inference from hearing it used in a sentence by others. not so good at it compared to how i used to be at spelling, which my skills at have atrophied over time in and now arent so good anymore, but were once flawless.

this time however it didnt occur to me to use google like usual, so it may have come out a bit worse than it would have otherwise..

i can speak many languages, but not all fluentlly. some of them are fictitious, others are not meant to be spoken, while still more are indeed real and spoken, yet none of that last group besides english and pig latin apply, less so to the latter, which is only meant to be a pasttime and serves as the real language of no country as far as i'm aware.

al bhed, braille, japanese, german, spanish, korean, and morse code just to name a few.

At 11/13/14 06:55 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

i ask him to keep his mouth shut, he blabs first chance he gets.
i come to school with a dumb fashion sense, not having looked in the mirror, he goes around spreading rumors that i'm gay.

in retrospect that kind of looks closetlike.. not my intention. his blabbing was on an unrelated incident.

inb4ohsureandi'mchucknorris

i do not make friends with people easy. in person that is. so most of them turn out fine by my standards.

however, there was one in particular who kept lying. his promises to not do something always failed to come to fruition. he was a major embarrasment.

i ask him to keep his mouth shut, he blabs first chance he gets. i ask him to return the game i loaned him, he replies with a farcical "i thought it was a gift" and/or "i sold it already".

i come to school with a dumb fashion sense, not having looked in the mirror, he goes around spreading rumors that i'm gay.

so yeah, one terrible friend that one turned out to be.

At 11/13/14 02:44 PM, frootza wrote: Preferred method of payment is free. Free phone. Free computer. Free house. That's the stuff right there.

Anyone who has said anything otherwise is LYING!

Living life where any sweepstakes you entered was a certain win would certainly be ideal.

Usually cash tho. Bein' real.

um, yeah, semantics of the word "preferred" right there.. i know you were probably joking, but it's still a valid statement to say "i prefer to get things for free over paying for them".

everything's either paid for in cash or ious, apart from stuff i pay for online, which kind of requires credit/debit card use..

that said, even there i use prepaid cards when possible. i dont do bank accounts. if it's unavoidable, i pay off my mother and she does it for me.

even though i dont really listen to music when posting, hypothetically speaking i might try listening to "lying coldly" when i next get in a heated debate...

any current-gen video game console. i totally love video gaming, and i supported microsoft, sony, and nintendo alike for the longest time, but the fact that those consoles have bs features and/or bs lack of good features means i need to pirate everything if i want it new.

no motion sensor controls as primary type. that shit belongs in stuff like lightgun games, and is to be released by the gamedevs alone, not console devs. no lack of backward compatibility in hardware or software if such things were used in it's previous incarnation.. no toddlerish graphical stylization. no secondhand user lockouts or rumors thereof. no crazy dual analog stick design on portable systems.

the fact that all current gen consoles violate these rules in the above paragraph means they're all pretty much crap.

to make matters worse, those buffoons think they can justify their anti-piracy campaigns by offering a few older gen games as dlc. i say no. you cannot. first of all, it's not like you're offering every game ever made in your store. and believe me, though things look dismal for some games, i can tell you for a fact that no game, and i do mean *no game*, is without it's fanbase, however small that fanbase may be.

like with any system the people depend on, not just gaming, but politics, other business, pretty much anything you can think of, if you dont serve everybody, down to the last person involved, you only wind up working against everyone in some way or another, even if it's just to perpetuate the infighting amongst the corresponding demographics of people.

second, you're making us pay for what we may already own a copy of. by copy i mean instance, not bootleg. sure some of us, myself included, legitimately pirate it, but there are those of us who do it purely for the purpose of backing up what they already have in case it gets damaged.