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I'm not insane. Only sane people say they are insane.

EWWW! No.

I was amazed the other day when I found out I look like Bedn. Anyone agree with me? And that really is me.

I have these muthafuckas in GOLD! I love them, sound quality is awesome.

But I wish I got them in the original color I saw them, in like white and blue. They look too ghetto. Still awesome though.

I don't carry my groceries.

Happened a couple times, only happened this year though for my first. When it first happened, I was paranoid because I thought my arm died from no circulation. I think a couple days before I saw a video about someone losing their arm or something. I was like, wtf, okay then, I lost an arm.

At 2/1/09 05:51 PM, Master117chief wrote:

At 2/1/09 05:49 PM, Alpharius120 wrote: and you ask it, what is the meaning of life.
In response to your question it begins rambling on and on with all this philisophical shizzy nizzy. You proceed to pimp-slap it's head. This angers the penis god and it grows to 4000 times it's original size. It attacks New York. What is the next thing you do?

Call Giant Vagina.

It's called Vagiant, not giant vagina.

I'd suddenly beleive in the penis god.

I am typing this to take up space, ignore this. Blaa blee blaa blaa.

You are in a good position, but for how long?

You can just search some up on google, although of course theres always the risk.

What the heck is dorrar?

Say hi to your next contributor. Since I didn't get to enter my pic for Perfect Pet (Mindchamber, you never entered the pic).

There are more than 5 sense, but those 5 are kind of base senses.

There is (although I don't remember the names for them):

Ability to detect heat or cold. (thermo something)
Ability to detect speed and movement (kinesthetic something)
Ability to detect balance (something to do with the ears and the eyes abilities combined)

I'd realize you suck for making such an unbeleivable unthinkable thread.

Why is everyone getting mad at you? Saying "Think your cool tough guy?" and "How many more are ya gonna punch?". She fairly deserved it.

Agree with poster above. Now time to puch a baby.

Ahh, captures my heart every time.

I love how one previous guy said "If I had a dollar for every hair on my head..." and the next guy says 10 dollars. That's sick.

Sorry to the people who live in England and such. It's the more common saying, but of course you can change it if you want.

If I had a dollar for every time someone insulted me and didn't have a comeback, I'd have $1000.

I haven't made mistakes, i just am good at it.

I've almost been caught 3 times. It was so heartpumping. And I've masterbated it my classes 5 times! I'm good. I've found a way to masturbate without my hands or feet or head. I've done it 6 times in one day, not good. And so many more stories.

At 1/31/09 10:00 PM, pizzaman117 wrote: can someonde make me a user page header that resembles the front of an xbox 360?

I'm not an official NG Sig maker, but I just had the perfect picture for you, so I made one anyways.

It's a sign conveyed when leaving someone. When departing, this hand language is saying that you are leaving and it's good to see you. Commonly, in United States, people do that (but their hand is the other way, thumb and fingers facing towards the person) and say "Peace", meaning "Good seeing you, be well". The hand can be like his as well and mean the same thing. Unless you already know that, then I guess I'm wrong.

What is this UK insult? I'm interested, never heard about it.

Who is warren buffet? I like the post one, very thought out. And all the other ones too. Very nice.

How did they do this?! This was hilarious!

As sad as it may be, I don't know wher ethe post button is to check my posts. I know other forums have had it, but when I couldn't find it here, I just thought NG didn't have it. I look for my posts manually.
Could someone please tell me where it is? Thank you.

Some nice ones here. And then some stupid ones.

If I had a dollar every time I walked in on someone getting jiggy, I'd have quite a few dollars.

I would have CRUSHED IT in a vice grip, that's always fun.

Go back and tell her you were sorry if you were too imposing upon her, and then get into talking a bit about whatever that relates to that. Build up upon it. It'll work.

At 1/31/09 11:04 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: where did the $.75 come from?

Every time I was bored.

I don't think people got the point of this. Your supposed to add the end part too.

If I had a dollar for every time *insert here*, then I'd have *insert here* dollars.

The $.75 is a joke about it. Since blond jokes pertain to them being stupid, it's just an addition to it. Though of it a few days ago on the school bus.

You are wrong sir. Disprove the existence of THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!

And the chance of there being a god is 42. I know 42 isn't a number, but it's the answer.

If you had a dollar for every time.... what? Tell us what you think you would get a a dollar for, whether it makes your rich, poor, in debt (0_o), or anywhere inbetween.

If a blond got a dollar every time she was called stupid, she would have $100.75.

I swallow them whole. MANPOWER!