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Response to: What Are You Drinking Tonight? Posted February 6th, 2009 in General

Brisk.

Response to: Is it cool to fuck? Posted February 6th, 2009 in General

It's not nessecarily cool, it can just be enjoyable if your not a man whore who does any girl he sees and is a sick fuck who doesn't have a job and doesn't want do do anything in life (that being my brother).

But really. It is more enjoyable in the right circumstances that cool.

Response to: New Folder Porn Labrynth Posted February 6th, 2009 in General

By the way, I don't understand why you need a porn file when if you have the time to go on the computer and look at those pictures or possible videos, you can go onto a perfectly legit porn site, if you know the good ones, and get new good porn everyday?

Response to: New Folder Porn Labrynth Posted February 6th, 2009 in General

That's not what I used to do. I guess I can say I was smart about it. I used to always have these projects that I finished long time ago on my computer in Word. So what I would do is, since I only had access to pictures of porn, I'd put the Porn in my projects. So when you see "My English Book Report", and you'd click on it, you would literally see something saying my english book report, and with the first two pages filled with something looking like it. Then I'd add about 5-10 more pages, and at the bottom of those last pages, I'd add the porn pictures. No one ever found 'em.

Response to: Koala Cooldown Posted February 6th, 2009 in General

That is sick. Do koalas usually visit houses? It looks so wicked. Since I've only seen them on TV and pictures like discovery channel things where they are all peaceful in trees and stuff.

So, do you plan to keep it? Or go with Tom's idea of koala stew. Maybe get a pelt.

Response to: stink bombs Posted February 6th, 2009 in General

That happened to me last year in school.

The plan was to throw stink bombs in the class, it started with one.

Then when everyone ran out of the class room, someone threw one where we were standing, and we ran somewhere else, and someone else threw it there. It was hilarious, but they threw about 23 stinkbombs, as I remember the count was. One kid puked the skittles he ate, and a lot of us gagged. It was a good day.

Response to: Password protect folders? Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

You can encrypt.

Response to: Little thing made you laugh alot Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

Isn't futurama just pure ownage to all shows?

Response to: why do you go on newgrounds's BBS? Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

To screw around with people.

Response to: This generation sucks Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

You aren't from our generation, Leave! It rocks.

Response to: Please step into my office. Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

I punch the janitor for saying that and keep working.

Response to: I hate it when friends fight Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

I guess that's an oxymoron? Friends Fight?

Response to: Just A Little Closer...that's It... Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

Yes, but I've never built a complex contraption.

By the way, I hate your sig "Obama is the new 42."

That is the shittiest thing I've heard.

Response to: School Bus Shit Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

Nope, not at all. And not because I'm the annoying one. On my bus, us in the back have out fun and talk and converse, and the rest of the bus from where I sit up to the front (My seat being the 5 seat to the back) does not talk, everyone just listens to their ipod or looks out the window, but there is rarely talking up in the front. Its not quiet in the front area, but its not anything significant. I like my bus.

(Except for the seat, its the one where the tire is, that bump is so annoying.)

Response to: Fuck. Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

Who keeps porn in a folder?

Your sister is just using that as at her advantage. Don't let her win over you. You can at least say the computer doesn't have a virus, that your not gay, and that she's just a tattle-tale. You autoomatically win.

Response to: NG music is kinda...dissappoi nting Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

Cycerin, Jumper, NemesisTheory, Nirodha, cornandbeans, ParagonX9, Rucklo, IndieDance, joshhunsaker, Sebby64, zellers, Envy, RealFaction, Deathkllr84, Psybot, are all awesome.

Response to: NG music is kinda...dissappoi nting Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

There is good music. But the audio portal is automated, making the audio-bot choose songs according to peoples votes. I don't like the current top three. But a while ago, the top 5 was so amazing, was like my ears were in shock of the perfection and amazing music being played. There is really good music on NG, you just have to find it.

Response to: The Truman Show... Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

I used to think I was being watched when I was younger.

I thought I was in a virtual world, in like a big box with projections that let me see and hear everything. And anywhere I walked was like a multi-way functional treadmill, I walked, but I moved nowhere. And that the technology was so good it was specially programmed to that it seemed so real.

Response to: 2 sixth graders have SEX in class Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

Location, location, location.

I wish I was there to record it.

Response to: Stupid kids can't run. Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

Elios, you made my day with that story.

Response to: One Hour Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

Tell everyone on newgrounds I have one hour to live so they can crack jokes at me and tell me to leave.

No, not really.

Probably just get as drugged up as I can, and do everything and anything.

Response to: Watch who you take home, kids Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

You know, She's retarted. She doesn't have a reason for that.

Excuse me if I sound weird, but she is a horrible torturer. She just made those wounds because she didn't know what else to do. It's not cool to "seem" like you are crazy. Impersonating craziness is just sad. If she was crazy, she wouldn't have made measly doodles on his arms, she would have cut open is diaphram, ripped out his ribs to get to the lungs, and rip his lungs from his chest. I mean, come on, thats just sad, she can't even do a half good impression of insane.

Response to: hot girl at my school? Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

Pictures will tell us. Give us a pic.

Response to: Weed for the first time tomorrow Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

Make sure it's not laced with any other drugs, like meth or amphetamines or anything else.

Imagine it like this. You know that feeling when your presenting a project and you forget information, and you know it, but you can't remember and you feel stupid for it? And the feeling that you haven't slept for a whole day and when you get into the bed its so friggin comfortable? And the feeling of a dream? And that illusion you see on the internet with the black and white stripes? Thats how it is mixing all those. You think straight and normal, and you are aware, but you feel like that. It's really unique and good.

Response to: It's not so bad... Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

is it 4chan.org?

Response to: I just really embarrassed myself Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

Send her the message you got originally.

Response to: Saw 6 Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

I liked all off them.

The first was good because it started the storyline, and the others kept the storyline in, but all we really wanted to see was people being tortured. So they just kept adding to the storyline. It's good and all, but it's not really for the series anymore, just the torture. So yes to saw 6. I just think it's kind of weird how saw might have more movies than star wars.

Response to: Becoming unbanned from Audio Portal Posted February 4th, 2009 in Where is / How to?

I did PM Wade, but no response. I explaned the situation. Bans from the audio portal are not lifted, unfortunately.


How can I get the help from a mod or admin to become unbanned from the audio portal. What proof or thing must I show them or do to be able to become unbanned?

I was apparently banned because I used a plug-in voice. And it never got through the portal. I did not break rules.

Response to: Parents hitting their children. Posted February 4th, 2009 in General

Light forms of hitting? Hah. That's a joke.

It's not really a white community thing, more of a hispanic thing. Bring out the belt, and time to whoop your ass like you were a slave. No iffs, ands or butts. Well, yeah, the butt.