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Aren't hooka bars to Muslim people what the barber shop is to black people? Or am I an ignorant douchebag? I was watching this thing on the news, they wanted to close them down in NYC because of the mayor's smoking ban.

Jesus is awesome. If you accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior you can get a free Playstation 2. This site also has awesome movie reviews:
"Instead of running around looking for a little fish named Nemo, why don't you try finding Jesus? You unsaved morons!"
"Daredevil is unambiguously clear from the title and posters intended to mock every Christian with the fact that Satan is a flashier dresser than Jesus."
If I weren't an agnostic Jew, I would probably have a model of the Jeez on my dashboard.

My dad works at the ferry, good thing he wasn't working then. I know someone who was on the boat, and he said that he saw all of the dead people. People lost their arms and legs and shit, and he said that some person's head was crushed. And the person who said they died because they were panicing like idiots was wrong. They crashed into the pier and it crushed people.

This movie was pretty cool. The exterior shots were filmed at my school, so that was pretty crazy.

Best theme ever: Just the Ten of Us
Runners up: Sad walking away song from the Incredible Hulk, Greatest American Hero, the Hogan Family, Charles in Charge, and Perfect Strangers

Documentary on Africa with brain surgery performed by African witch doctors. No anesthesia, just an African dude operating on a steamy brain with un-sterilized tools. Then they just tie a plant around their heads, and when it heals, the skull is showing. Also disturbing, African circumcisions. They use rocks to do it, most awful site.

I've seen a whole bunch of clock movies, and no matter what the visual quality of the film is, I've found that they're all the same. I don't get why people waste their time making them, because there is no real content in any of them. Just fruit with clocks doing nothing. The only one I liked was ruined when a clown with a penis appeared with seizure inducing flashes in the background. The quality flash clock artists should just make flashes with decent content instead of being "wacky" and make boring flashes with inside jokes which most people don't get, or if they do, they don't care. Be more original, but it doesn't matter what I say, because hordes of mindless drones will support the stupid ideas no matter what anyone says.

At 7/28/03 12:24 PM, commanderkai wrote:

At 7/28/03 11:18 AM, black_shade wrote: this isn't America its NewGrounds.com! so listin to the restrictions or just start packing ya damn foreners

Hey dumbass!!! The Newgrounds server is in the United States so that means the staff has to follow American law, one of them is Freedom of Speech, also that the U.N. Charter of Human Rights says that human have the right to free speech, and last time I checked, I'm human so shut the fuck up!!!

Haha, U.N. charter? This is just a website, not a country whose government needs regulation. You're not forced to be here, and its a place that has it rules and regulations. And what's this first amendment thing? You don't even live in the U.S., you don't know how it's enforced. Death threats are illegal actually, because they present clear and present danger. And I guess you can tell someone to "fuck yourself you donkey raping shit eater", but not loudly inside a restaurant or any other privately owned establishment, (unless at McDonald's or Denny's) because you'd likely get thrown out under a manager's discretion. Now I guess I can call you a hoser, and hide behind the first amendment. Hoser.

At 7/27/03 01:09 AM, Maktaka wrote:

...An entire series of posts deviod of stupid spelling or grammatical errors and containg all the proper punctuation and capitilization. I didn't think people like this went online anymore. Please, post more; you bring light upon what is all too often a fetid cesspool of ranting and raving in a language that barely qualifies as English.

I love when people suggest spell checks, and then don't use them.

At 8/11/02 02:36 PM, Black_Halo_2k wrote: How the hell do you defeat the end boss I just can't do it :(

Its pretty funny because it pretty much tells you how to kill him. On its body it says "WARNING: DO NOT DAMAGE HEAD", and has a big arrow pointing to it. So if you don't get it, just jump on his arm, jump again, and shoot his head like a million times.