At 10/16/09 03:35 AM, HeavyTank wrote:

At 10/15/09 11:35 PM, Fleshlight wrote: I kind of have the urge to download this

Wow, you noticed this after A LONG time...it was here since.....ages.
Also, the classes go ten times as fast as in the normal game..wtf
This mod is a mess...why should you ever want to play this?

I love FF. It actually feels like a Team Fortress game. TF2 is great, but it feels more like a game that's taken the class ideas from QTF/TFC and been made with very little resemblance to the original games, whereas FF feels like a TFC port to a more modern engine with a few extra features/fixes.

IMO the runspeed for TF2 should probably be a bit higher anyway. It takes you half an hour to get anywhere without teles/RJs/playing scout.

At 10/12/09 08:13 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: It's official. I've spent more than 100 hours of my life on Team Fortress 2.

I've clocked just under 95 hours of TF2. Admittedly, a lot of that was idling, but back last year or something I used cracked Steam for an easy 10 hours, perhaps a bit more, squaring it up to even more. I really need to get a life.

At 10/11/09 12:46 PM, Toiletpaper wrote: Alright guys, so what skins do you people use? And if you just discovered this site, then what skins WILL you use?

I have an entire pre-made pack for spy along with an epic looking Ambassador replacement, despite the fact that I'm rarely ever caught playing anything other than Soldier or sometimes Demo at the moment. I do have two or three BETA style skins (due to the fact that just about every single one looks far better than the final release's models), though I must've removed all of the data behind them, since the original GCF models and materials have replaced them again since (for whatever reason).

I used to have a loads back towards the end of last year, back on my old Steam folder.

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At 8/29/09 09:19 AM, Lizzardis wrote: >>>04 ][ 2229 ][ 0006 ][ 0.86 ][ mwmike Police Captain

Six motherfucking points? Ahh, fuck, I spent at least three hours straight in the portal the other day.

Anyway, I'm probably going to be resigning as Unit-Ops in a few days, though I intend to stay in the force until I rank out from reaching a 2500 B/Ps, like I've been meaning to do since I joined here.

At 8/1/09 05:34 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: Regulars Update:

Thanks for the update, perfect as always.

Welcome to Lizzardis!

Finally, welcome to the list Lizzardis, you've deserved a place for months.

17 | _3360 | __5961 | _4188 | __92 | _13601 | ____ | Lizzardis (NEW)

Lizzardis has a higher stat total than me? Wow. Some great statwhoring there.

19 | _3220 | __2220 | _4301 | _141 | __9882 | __15 | mwmike -1

Another shit month for me. It's also likely to be my last for at least a while, as since my inactivity has been so bad I will be retiring for the time being. The chances are that I will be coming back sometime, but just not anytime soon.

Thanks, Mike.

At 8/16/09 02:24 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Hey, we like being whores. xD

I have nothing against you being whores. If it wouldn't have fucked my ratio over all the way to hell and back I would've joined in.

Not might Mike....SHOULD!

What the fuck?

Man I've seen you inactive for a while now. Its a shame since when I first met you we were good friends because you were so active. Now, I feel I have drifted away from you.

*Sniff* Blerghhhh

You NEED to get your act together son! xD

I know, soon. :D

I loved the first and second games, but to be honest it seems like you're flogging a dead horse now. All the way through it felt like I was playing the exact game as I was when I came across number one. Good on you for making a few bob from it, though.

At 8/16/09 12:34 PM, Monotony wrote: Not playing it till it comes out here.

Ignorant bastard. :D

I'm pretty sure that the original chat was just an application that let you connect to an IRC room that is, as far as I know, still up. If anyone know where that room is, it would be possible to still use it.

I missed it, but looking back on the submissions for the day it looks like it wasn't too amazing, same statwhoring, alongside a few decent Flashes. As much as I love the CC, I reckon that Clockday is pretty dry and is less about recognition of the clocks and more a chance for a few cheap saves and easy B.A. building (rather than being stuck half-way inbetween the two).

Hasn't there been at least thirty spam submissions submitted as sequels to NG Rumble? I remember them coming in by the thousands last summer.

Anyway, I have to go with the thousands on this one and say that NGR2 should be one of the last things to be removed from this site. There is no strict rule against parody, and with the amount of shit that went down yesterday this doesn't stand out at all.

Is it safe now?

At 8/16/09 12:06 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Rank-ups:

Congrats to the lot of you, especially Tails. Quite a few this week, for obvious reasons.

Top 5 Gainers:
1.michelinman - 753

You fucking whore. :D

*.Lizzardis - 647

Moarwhore.

*.Porkchop - 485

Yetmoarwhore.

No. ## ] B/P ][ Gain ][ Gain/Day ][ Name, Rank]
>>>01 ][ 2463 ][ 0753 ][ 376.5 ][ michelinman Police Captain +8
>>>02 ][ 2361 ][ 0468 ][ 234.0 ][ NeonFlame126 Police Captain +6

Fucking hell. 376.5/day? That is absolutely fucking mad, the same goes for Neonflame.

>>>05 ][ 2222 ][ 0000 ][ 00.00 ][ mwmike Police Captain -3

D: Now Cockday's over I might have to start going for a few more B/P without having to keep up with such painful rates, rather than posting here saying I will every other day.

Holy shit? Already? I don't think I'm going to have time to salvage my old HDD from whereever it is and find/complete last year's unsubmitted Flash. Maybe next year.

At 8/10/09 08:17 AM, Lizzardis wrote: I think even before Clock Day he will be outa here. Saying that, I think we will see a lot of people out of here by the end of clock day.

I have to start digging a tunnel to hide under until Clock Day's over. I'll need to work hard to make a decent sized hole for five days.

Come on Mike...Pick up the pace.

I know, I really should start gaining a few more BP/D soon, since I've had enough free time.

At 8/8/09 09:25 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: Greetings, everyone, I'm back from a week's long vacation to the Jersey Shore. That would be why I have about 5 B/P points this week.

At least you gained more than me. And I haven't left the country at all.

.At 8/9/09 11:05 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

Clock day is only 4 days away!! (counting today) Oooooh, I see what your doing. Your prepping yourselves. Calming yourselves down and waiting for the big day to come! Oooo.

Oh gawd. Already?

At 8/9/09 11:05 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Leaving the list:
None :) Eroth is even closer....But no cigar!

Fucking hell, he is close.

At 8/9/09 11:05 AM, Lizzardis wrote: >>>03 ][ 2220 ][ 0003 ][ 0.43 ][ mwmike Police Captain

Shit.

At 8/5/09 02:35 AM, Lizzardis wrote: 82

Wow, that's fucking massive. Even back when I B/P'ed like a complete nutter to keep up with Fish it'd take me a good hour or so to reach that. Good work.

At 7/28/09 12:46 PM, bdash1990 wrote: I remember when the NGPD only got through a page a day.

I remember when the NGPD only got through about a page and a half a week. Beat that, motherfucker! :D

At 7/29/09 04:20 AM, bdash1990 wrote: Is is just me or are the spam flashes going up in number?

I seem to remember it being a bit like this a while ago (when I was pretty new to Newgrounds), but I can't remember it being this bad at all during any period since I joined (which isn't saying much, since I am still new).

This shit's still going on? Holy shit.

Anyway, I should be able to spend a few minutes in here every few days over the course of the summer holidays, but by Septemberish I'll probably never be on this regularly again for a while, if ever.

At 7/27/09 10:40 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: ****UNSUITABLE FLASH ALERT****

Is it wrong that I recognised every single image in that Flash, bar from one or two?

Anyway, nice find.

At 7/28/09 08:11 AM, XIII13 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 5248

It appears that that's in the party van now. Good work.

At 7/25/09 10:49 AM, michelinman wrote: it's legit. he's got dota championship 1 submitted about a year ago, and he's deposited quite a bit. it's definitely not a spam account.

In addition to this, I traced a possible original author back to a Yahoo! Games account, which seems to check out with this.

And Michelinman, I'm impressed with you. You've been in the force for just a few days and you're already fitting in excellently and helping out with fuckloads of investigations.

At 7/24/09 07:19 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Free e-cookie for anyone who can find where this was stolen from.

I have to agree with Michelinman here, that soundboard seems like it wouldn't be of a high enough quality for thieves to feel compelled to take credit for, but there still is a possibility that it will be swapped out for another file. We'll need to keep our eyes peeled on this one for now.

Oh, and welcome to the NGPD MichelinMan, I don't believe I've seen you around before.

At 7/24/09 04:49 PM, Megore wrote: I'm pretty sure this is stolen from somewhere but i can't seem to find it.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 4764

I can't find any links between the two authors (beside that Flash), so I'd say that that looks safe for flagging, nice find.

Anyway, from this monday onwards I'll be able to start making the occasional post in the thread again, although by the end of August it's more than likely that my activity will deteriorate again to another stage of near-inactivity, so there's a good chance that I will be resigning as Unit-ops around September, although I will definitely stay as a member of the force until the day when I rank out.

At 7/3/09 01:06 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: Request

The members that have taken a look at you so far seem to find you worthy of a position in the force, and I wholeheartedly agree with them, despite there being two or three one-liners in there that could be expanded quite easily.

I'll add you the memberlist now.

======Request Accepted======

Are you referring to Moonwalker? There may have been a Flash version created recently, but the original was back from 1990, and was created for the Sega Genesis (or, that's what I've been lead to believe).

Anyway, if it was in the Flash portal, then I'd check the Portal listings
.

According to the game's Wikipedia article, it is rumoured to be released six months after Operation Anchorage on the PS3. Apparently OA is scheduled for July or later, so it'll be a while until it is released.

Oh god, Dr Pepper fund running dry again, after my 2 bottle-1-can-per-day streak. I'm going to have to borrow Sysko's personal assistant and shank up bare manz foar a fillup.

You have to be thirteen to have a profile/account on the site, however Newgrounds is free for everybody to use, regardless of age, as long as you keep to viewing age-suitable content.

If you're using Windows XP Professional, then you can do so by going to:

Run: gpedit.msc -> User Configuration -> Desktop -> Show recycle bin on desktop -> Double-click -> Disabled.

I may have left out a few stages, since I did this a long time ago, but that's the gist of it. Keep in mind that it only works in the professional edition of XP.

Right now, the only way is to ask either TomFulp or PsychoGoldfish for the scripts required, so you can apply them to your Flash, but unless the game is of a very high quality, the chances are that your application will be denied. If you really want to request it, and feel that your Flash is good enough, then send a PM to one of them.

When the system's out of it's beta stage, it will take far less waiting to have them added, and the quality threshold will be a little lower.

Right now, the only way is to ask either TomFulp or PsychoGoldfish for the scripts required, so you can apply them to your Flash, but unless the game is of a very high quality, the chances are that your application will be denied. If you really want to request it, and feel that your Flash is good enough, then send a PM to one of them.

When the system's out of it's beta stage, it will take far less waiting to have them added, and the quality threshold will be a little lower.

At 6/22/09 05:17 PM, Megore wrote: Well your first 50 posts were one liners 2 :P

Yes, they were very short (and generally completely shit) but I didn't apply for the NGPD until a good 1500 or so posts later, when I had improved on my quality a lot. As an apointed member of the NGPD, I judge new members on their recent posting habits, rather than their posts from a good few months, or even years ago, and your recent posts are not quite up to the standard that users are usually judged on.