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At 5/1/12 12:35 AM, MutalMouse2020 wrote: The lack of commands makes your nose bleed

But you dont have a nose so your mouth bleeds for you

At 5/1/12 12:30 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote:

At 5/1/12 12:16 AM, MutalMouse2020 wrote: You are a handsome 14 year old boy with beautiful blonde hair.
You have 2 posters wich include your favorite things/interests
What will you do?

1) Learn to draw better
2) Learn the concept of humor
3) Fail at both and give up

1) I am not trying to draw my best on purpose
2) This is not meant for humor dumbass
3) Win at both

The lack of commands makes your nose bleed

You are a handsome 14 year old boy with beautiful blonde hair.
You have 2 posters wich include your favorite things/interests
What will you do?

At 3/25/12 05:11 PM, Template88 wrote: Become reincarnated as a left testicle.

Nah,because i know thats what you want for cristmas lil' boy.

At 3/25/12 04:37 PM, Kinsei01 wrote:

At 3/25/12 04:30 PM, MutalMouse2020 wrote:
You kill yourself,your soul goes into a giant cloud.

> After reaching the cloud, you realize that heaven is boring, so you decide to either haunt the local girls locker room or go to hell for all eternity, cause you know that is where the shit is happening.

You fly to the girls locker room.
fuck yea

At 3/25/12 02:03 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote: > Kill yourself in order to put yourself out of the misery that you're going through

I know that was some fucking joke to seem funny.
But fuck it im doing it anyways.

You kill yourself,your soul goes into a giant cloud.

its getting late,you get hungry.
You cook one of the birds you murderd with the lava you had and eat it.
mm taste like chicken kind of.

At 3/24/12 09:37 PM, DNoack757 wrote: >Throw magma at passing birds.

You have no idea what to do with the magma so you throw it at some peacocks
you got some dinner tonight

At 3/24/12 09:28 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:

At 3/24/12 09:26 PM, MutalMouse2020 wrote: I DIDNT TRY MY BEST WITH THE ART BECAUSE I DONT WANT TI TAKE SO MUCH OUT OF MY DAY FOR ONE FORUM.
i said this in caps to get your attention.

> Stick head in liquid hot magma.

You dumbass,you stuck your head in lava and now your epic anime hair is gone.
why the fuck did you just do that.
But your not too worried,because it will grow back.
NEXT YEAR.

At 3/24/12 09:20 PM, LegolaSS wrote: i have some questions about this poorly/hastly drawn art...

First of all... did he jump through a portal... as his window seems to be at an angle showing the bottle corner of his bed and orange carpeted floor..

You fill a bucket with water and open your window,ten leap out.

what... why would you fill a bucket with water "ten" leap out?... i thought you was getting lava not going to wash the car.

You wash the lava and it spills in your bucket.

um... what?... seriously?

you run back to your front door to your house and you enter with a bucket full of hot steaming ass lava.

that didn't melt the bucket?... that hasn't cooled and turned to stone... and you escaped from this unharmed...

if you drop this shit your screwed.

If this makes sense we are all screwed

This is a cartoon damnit.
Okay,HE HAS A BUCKET OF WATER SO HE WAS WASH THE LAVA AND IT WONT BE DRIED,THE LAVA WAS DRIED BEFORE HE WENT OUT.

I DIDNT TRY MY BEST WITH THE ART BECAUSE I DONT WANT TI TAKE SO MUCH OUT OF MY DAY FOR ONE FORUM.

i said this in caps to get your attention.

At 3/24/12 08:44 PM, Aigis wrote: >Get magma

You fill a bucket with water and open your window,ten leap out.
You wash the lava and it spills in your bucket.
you run back to your front door to your house and you enter with a bucket full of hot steaming ass lava.
if you drop this shit your screwed.

At 3/24/12 08:29 PM, Aigis wrote: >Get window

You look out the window.

There is a volcano,tat has never erupted,since 1567. There is a dried mark of magma left on the very top.
This volcano is "Mt.Leiogon",and Mt.Leiogon has a legacy of its own.

Your name is JAKE

You are in your bedroom,with one medium sized window,wide open,you are getting chilly so you close the window.
You are idle...

What will you do?

-to check out someting say "Examine: (object or person)" to move somewere say "Move to: (object or location or person)" and ect-

i know there are "hahhaa move to closet and take a shit in tere hahaa so funny" people that will post here,but i dont care,i want some serious people to post here.

My son,
i will name him...Gohan

At 1/12/12 09:25 PM, Winrar1337 wrote: This is a topic/thread, not a forum. Also, rage comics aren't funny, interesting, or new

why the hell did you even post here then???

Just make a ragecomic
post it
MISSION COMPLETED
If you dunno what a ragecomic is...

U DUN BELONG IN DA INTERWEBS!

Gentleman: May I perticipate in your quite vulgar stick figure showdown

Noob: CUN AI PWAY INN DAAA STUEICK SHWDOWN??!!?!11

Failenglish:can play stick shwdun?