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Barrack Obama is the only candidate worth voting for in my opinion.

honesty just oozes from every orifice in his body

At 10/15/07 01:35 AM, Ravariel wrote: Was that really worth necrobumping a 4-month-old thread?

definently

I think we can all agree on one thing atleast.

Memorize will never get laid.

ever

At 10/7/07 09:06 PM, GaiusIuliusTaberna wrote: I would like to point out that Giuliani did replace the dam walky-talkies as the movie understates and claim's that these where also ineffective as is that's some how Giuliani's fault. Why? Because he's the mayor? He's the mayor I don't recall him being the dam fire chief.

It's his responsibility. Dont forget he tried to play off the firefighters staying inside of the building as them trying to be heroic... what a scum bag.

At 10/7/07 11:50 PM, beeryayghost wrote: Not really. But I hate going back to that darn Ocean Temple thingy to get a damn sea chart. >:[

yeah I know what you mean

At 10/7/07 11:02 PM, skykid10 wrote:

At 10/7/07 08:56 PM, Musician wrote: I do and I can't stop playing it, the controls are amazing. definently the best Zelda since the Wind Waker.

if u wer smart u wood know thatb it is NOT the nnewest zelda game! TP was released first in Japan and The PHantom Hourglass has been out a little bnit longer... also in Japan

well then I guess it's a good thing we're in america and talking about american release dates.

At 10/7/07 10:28 PM, Jenou wrote: wind waker sucked. Twilight Princess was waaaaaay better.

actually I thought the Wind Waker was alot better than Twilight Princess. Before you could go into a dungeon in TP you had to spend a good 30 minutes searching for beads, then another 20 talking around/ getting the right equipment. Not to mention alot of the game was just recycled from OoT (lake bed empty because zora domain is frozen, where have I heard that before?), then there was complete lack of minigames and sidequests and the very bad pacing of the the plot.

Then we have windwaker which has tons of sidequests, an original and interesting plot, and not much about it is redundant (except maybe the sailing which did get old).

At 10/7/07 09:37 PM, firemario1 wrote:

I feel sorry for people in other countries who have to wait longer. :D

yeah me too

At 10/7/07 08:59 PM, Ceti wrote:

At 10/7/07 08:57 PM, Girouette wrote:

At 10/7/07 08:56 PM, Musician wrote: Wind Waker.

*cough cough* sequel *cough cough*

No it's basically a carbon copy.

actually it's nothing like the windwaker gameplay wise. It's a very well done hybrid of the 2d and 3d zelda games. Plus swinging your sword with the stylus is implemented really well.

I do and I can't stop playing it, the controls are amazing. definently the best Zelda since the Wind Waker.

cellardoor6 is going to have kittens when he sees this

At 9/24/07 10:54 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Um actually the Russians only fought to a significant degree on the Eastern Front in Europe. And they couldn't have done this if the US didn't give them so much freaking aide.

We couldn't have won the war without Russia and Russia couldn't have won the war without us. One of the main reasons we were able to overcome the superior german military was because they had to fight a war on two fronts. And also since it's relevant the american casualties in WW2 were NOTHING compared to the
casualties in Russia.

without they help the war wasnt over
if they were'nt opening the 2nd front in the end of 1945 no could defiet the nazis

That's debatable. But you fail to realize that the Nazis weren't the only enemy in WWII. Europe wasn't the only place where decisive battles and operations took place. It was a WORLD WAR, and while the war against Germany was a united effort (with the US providing about 1/3rd of combat forces, but the majority of war material), the war against Japan was almost exclusively done by the US

haha what? the war with japan almost exclusively with the US? maybe we're forgeting about the chinese. an estimated 15 to 22 million chinese died in the war with japan.

so stupid that the history that teaching in canada is fucking WRONG
and i guess that the same is in usa..
so who realy won the was for you ?

The US was the single largest contributor to allied victory in WWII. The Russians did more tactically against the Germans, but couldn't have done this without the aide the US provided. The US did the most on the Western Front in Europe by far, leading the operation and providing material to the allies in the entire European theater. The US also almost single handedly defeated the Japanese and fought in Europe and Asia, two simultaneous large-scale operations that no other country did during the war.

The US didn't win the war, but the US did the most to win the war tactically, strategically, and logistically.

I doubt we ever would have won if Hitler hadn't been in charge. The guy was insane, in a way he was one of our greatest assets. He tried to micromanage his forces and disregarded the advice of his generals multiple times. I don't think anyone should undermine the amount the US contributed to the war, but in no way was the US the largest contributor. Russia held a front on its own, the US held it's front with allies from Canada, Britain, and France. If anyone should be called the "largest contributer" it would be Russia with near 25 million deaths (2/3rds civilians) as opposed to the US who only lost 292 thousand soldiers

seriously...

At 10/3/07 11:10 PM, McFooFa wrote: Oh..they get along just fine.

hahaha WIN

http://www.gameinformer.com/News/Story/2 00710/N07.1002.1438.22348.htm

so I hear bungie has bought back all of it's shares. That means that they are now independent and can release their games on any system. who knows we might just see Halo DS come back to life.

At 10/2/07 10:39 PM, IammeoramI wrote: Worst: Sweat of a female *full stop* unless its one the inside.

so you prefer the sweat of a male all over you then?

http://macorpc.org/

here's another one

post mac vs pc parodies here, excluding the one done by maddox because we've all seen it.

mine: http://mvpc.ytmnd.com/

it's the first thing I would do if I were president. I wouldnt just de-criminalize it, I would legalize it.

At 9/30/07 09:05 PM, Kuro wrote: It's hardly an essay.

It's all plot description, and no analysis.

what's there to analyze? seriously

At 9/30/07 09:02 PM, Fantum wrote: quite a blunt ending, if you ask me.

it's more detailed in the movie, but that's basically the gist of it.

At 9/30/07 09:00 PM, Cema wrote: ...And I was rejected.

So now I'm thinking of new girls to ask out, but it's hard because they are all either slutty or not to my preferences.

God damn, when did all girls drop 1/3 of their base IQ?

did you cry?

just a friendly inquiry

I'm going to be submitting the following to my literature teacher tommorow

----------------------------

The Princess Bride
J******n M*****e
Fantasy Fiction
Sept 30, 2007

The Story of the Princess Bride is a comical romance, pure gold. The story begins with a romance between a woman commoner named Buttercup, and her farm boy Wesley. They fall in love and kiss n stuff and then Wesley has to go across the sea and on the way manages to get himself slaughtered by the dread pirate Roberts. Buttercup is oh so dismayed and becomes a hermit saying that she'll "never love again".
Well time passes and the great prince Humpherdink sets his eyes on Buttercup. He asks for her hand in marriage and Buttercup accepts realizing she has no bread n butter. Their wedding is announced and the whole kingdom is abuzz when all of a sudden Buttercup is kidnapped by a bunch of bozo's trying to ruin everyone's fun.
The three riff raffs are a Spanish swordsman, a giant, and a midget who likes to pretend he's smart (INCONCIEVABLE). While they're riding across the sea they notice that they are being followed by another vessel. The midget whom likes to pretend he's intelligent concludes that it's probably just a fisherman. But the boat keeps following them even when they reach the cliffs of insanity.
While they are climbing the cliffs of insanity the dread pirate Roberts jumps out of his ship and starts climbing the cliffs after them. The retarded midget leaves the Spanish swordsman behind. Well the dread pirate Roberts finishes climbing up the cliffs and rips the Spanish swordsman a new hole to breathe from. The retarded midget realizes that Roberts is gaining on them and leaves the giant behind to deal with him. Roberts takes care of the giant by choking him Chuck Norris style. Finally the dread pirate Roberts reaches the retarded midget holding Buttercup, unfortunately the midget forgets to breath and drops dead (Haha no I'm joking he was poisoned but it sounded funny right?).
Buttercup realizes that it is the dread pirate Roberts that has saved her and she pimp slaps him down a hill. As he's rolling down the hill he screams "as you wish" which basically means "I'm not Roberts, I'm Westley the dread pirate Roberts made me his successor so that he could retire whilst the dread pirate Roberts lives on". Buttercup realizes what a horrible mistake she has made and throws herself down the hill as well. Once they reach the bottom they decide the best course of action is to enter the fireswamp.
They enter the fire swamp which is infested with fire spouts, quick sand and ROUS's (rodents of unusual size). Princess Buttercup falls into a quicksand trap and Wesley has his shoulder bitten off by a ROUS but other than that it's a pretty smooth trip.
After that they exit the swamp only to be ganked by prince Humpherdink and his band of griefers. They're all about to beat the living ___ out of Wesley when Buttercup is all "stop please don't hurt him", so Prince Humpherdink agrees to let him go if she comes with him. She's carried away and Wesley is given a lump on the head by a man with six fingers (by the way the guy with six fingers killed the Spanish Swordsman's father, more on that later).
Wesley starts getting tortured and Buttercup unaware of this realizes she cant live without Wesley and tells Prince Humpherdink that she'll commit suicide if he continues with the marriage. Prince Humpherdink agrees to send out ships looking for Wesley but in reality he heads down to the torture chamber, hooks up Wesley's nipples to "the machine", and turns the suction level to 50 making Wesley the first male in history to die of extreme trauma to the nipples.
Meanwhile Prince Humpherdink has the nearby thieves village raided saying that he's afraid they'll try and kill his wife. This is only a ploy seeing as he wants to kill Princess Buttercup in order to start a war with another country that he just doesn't get along with. The Spanish Swordsman happens to be in this village and he's going to get arrested when all of a sudden the giant comes out of nowhere and slaps the guard silly.
The giant then dips the Spanish Swordsman's head into a vat of water to sober him up. The Spanish Swordsman concocts a plan to save buttercup and kill the six fingered man but he realizes that they don't have enough man power, so he raids the torture chamber and takes Wesley's lifeless corpse to Billy Crystal to be rezzed. They successfully rezz Wesley but he's unable to move do to resurrection sickness so they only have Wesley's brains to rely on.
Using a brilliant plan concocted by Wesley they raid the castle, save buttercup, and ride away into the sunset. Also during all this the Spanish Swordsman manages to kill the six fingered man and avenge his father.

OH CRACK!

when did they start making 13 year olds mods?

what?

At 9/24/07 11:57 PM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: I lol'd.

x2

you're right, fuck the freedom of discussion on these boards. Lets all just talk about what you want to talk about right? I mean after all your opinion is the only opinion that matters.

ass

tastes like soda? what you were drinking was not alchohol...

It's that simple. I HATE Comcast.

I pay for 6mbs of download speed. I get 70kbs TOPS. during peak hours I am unable to play video games because of high latency because they oversell their service, And their customer service is abysmal and completely incompetent (haha their technicians DONT SHOW UP!).

but hey what do they care right? they're are a fucking monopoly! they don't give two shits if you leave or not. FUCK COMCAST </rant>