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At 8/31/04 12:32 AM, Tool_Of_The_System wrote: Putting on that email on the front page was kind of pointless... doesn't really capture the stupidity of the NG public well.

That is so true. This post sucks. The e-mail isn't even that stupid. I'm sure Tom gets stuff a lot worse.

WTF? I remember the days when front page posts actually had some importance. It's not just me either, other people have noticed that the front page posts are crappin it up. East side.

At 8/26/04 04:29 PM, Sooziekillalot wrote: haha you typed that for nothing.. the links dont work

Haha you are retarded.

At 8/26/04 04:38 PM, grade-A wrote:

At 8/26/04 04:29 PM, Sooziekillalot wrote: haha you typed that for nothing.. the links dont work

the links work dumbass! you computer dosent work! problem solved!

You are retarded. The links do work, moron. Copy and paste idiot.

At 6/2/04 05:28 PM, Biscuitnoodles wrote: I'm going to hell, if there is one.......
I don't believe in god or the devil....
I think its a trick pulled by someone a long time ago......

So how did the Universe come into existence? No scientist in the world knows what created the Big Bang. Not one. Also, how did life begin? No scientist in the world knows how life was created from dead matter. Not one. The fact is, science proves God exists.

I made this topic a long time ago. Does Newgrounds allow links in reviews anymore?

Let's take a ride on the newgrounds time machine!!! Today Newgrounds is one of the most popular sites on the net. But how many of you know what it was like years ago? Now is your chance to find out. I have a flux capacitor in this post and this bitch is going fast. All I have to do is get this topic to 88 replies and we will go back in time. Let's Go!
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Arriving all the way back to December 7, 1998. http://web.archive.org/web/19981207074153/http://www.newgrounds.com/index.h
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Newgrounds is not yet the site you know and love. There are no public submissions yet. Check out this comment-
"General November Updates
November, 1998
I added a new section called The Portal. It's not really a full feature, but it is pretty weird. It sends you to random little mini-sites. Watch for it to keep growing."

And that is how the Portal began.

The BBS was brand new-
"New Ground Atomix BBS has Arrived!
October 8, 1998
Today marks day#1 of NGA BBS, the official New Ground Bulletin Board System. Sure, these things aren't anything new... But I worked hard to make it look real pretty, so people better use it!!! You may discuss anything remotely NG related... Any of the sites, future ideas, or even controversial topics such as censorship on the 'net. God knows I get a lot of heat about that one!"

Let's move on.
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Oh shit. My flux capacitor broke. Let me fix it.

Ok it works now. Let's go.
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Arriving at February 29, 2000. http://web.archive.org/web/20000229215631/http://www.newgrounds.com/index.h
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Just to give you an idea of how old this is, Blanco y Negro and the Reading Rainbow and Scrotum series were actually new! To submit to the Portal you needed Tom's approval!!! Hey, maybe we should try that system again!!!!
Tom said, "I added over 25 new fan-made movies to The Portal."

Check out this-
http://web.archive.org/web/19991009110709/newgrounds.com/biz/opps.htm
"I'll admit that I enjoy having this site all to myself, but if you can truely offer something great, then I'm all ears. Right now I am looking to accumulate more crazy Flash content. If you have any Flash skills and a sick sense of humor, send stuff my way! I may turn the Portal into a showcase area. Could be interesting! This is a non-paying gig, and you will only be doing it because you love this site and want to be a part of it. :)
e-mail: opps@newgrounds.com
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If you aren't a god at what you do, go back to Newgrounds."

Consider this. The Portal only had 97 movies in it as of December 30, 1999. It's wasn't the same portal that you know today. Here is the old Portal-
http://web.archive.org/web/19991013032520/newgrounds.com/portal/index.html
Instead of submitting content directly, Tom had to first view it, and if he really liked it, then it would get on. This obvously meant only the best content was a part of the portal. And instead of voting on movies to get credits (voting didn't exist yet) you gained credits simply by visiting newgrounds.com-

Tom said, "There are currently 97 movies in The Portal. Watch for more soon, along with a new look. Behold, Grounds Gold! At the bottom of every page, you've probably noticed the little button to deposit gold... Well, now you can! When you surf the site, you can accumulate up to 11 credits per day (for the 11 main sections of the site). Once per day, you may deposit these credits into an account. There is a lot of stuff planned to take advantage of this, so start saving up! Grounds Gold is also an effective way to show your friends how "cool" you are because you're an oldskool fan with documented proof. Can you stay in the top 20 from week to week? Give it a shot!"
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Arriving at September 22, 2001. Right after 9/11. http://web.archive.org/web/20010922132853/http://newgrounds.com/

Stranger, however, is reading the boards. Many Jews on the board blamed the Palestinians for 9/11. It's also interesting to see the Osama collection. It had some crap flash it that isn't in there today. http://web.archive.org/web/200...nds.com/collections/osama.html
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Alright. Back to August 2002. I hope you enjoyed this trip back into Newgrounds history. This edition of "Newgrounds history" was brought to you by www.archive.org "Search the internet, as it once was!"

I worked hard bringing making this topic. And the flux capacitor was a bitch to make! I hope you had fun going back into Newgrounds history. All I ask in return is that you vote 5 on all of my movies.

bump

At 6/1/04 07:15 PM, Vintersorg wrote: I've broken the Commandments, but it doesn't matter. I'm not an Atheist, I do believe in the existence of a god or multitude of gods, but I don't really follow any monotheistic or polytheistic religion closely. I have too many different views on life, death and the afterlife. Hell, I believe in Valhalla just as much as I believe in Paradise or the fiery depths of Hell.

It doesn't matter that you broke the commandments? It should.

You seem to be seeking the truth. Please read the Old Testament prophecies Jesus fulfilled every word of-
http://www.godandscience.org/apologetics/prophchr.html

And make sure you read Isaiah Chapter 53, the greatest Old Testament prophecy about Jesus.

At 6/1/04 06:30 PM, dark_trex wrote: look, here's what I think, God would not allow any of his creations, no matter how twisted or corrupt, to go to hell for an eternity. Yes, that means hitler will eventually be in heaven, but no time near the next 5 millenia. If you went and were a gangsta in your life, when you dies you'd serve some fair time in hell. Same if you weren't a gangster! Either way, you'll get punished before you get your reward.

That's not what the Bible says. God is infinitely good. The Bible says that if we as humans were to fully see and feel the glory of God we would die. God cursed the world when Adam sinned. Sin to him is not as menial as we think it is. The Bible says all liars will have their part in the lake or fire, and they will be tortmented "forever and ever". Lying to many people is "normal" and it's okay because "everybody does it". Since God is infinitely good and holy, Sin is infinitely offensive to him. Therefore, it must be eternal, it must be forever. Sound depressing? It should. But our God is so loving that he provided a way for you to receive pardon for your sins, by sending his Son Jesus Christ to die for you on the cross. God the Father put your sin on his flesh. All you have to do is believe in Him as Lord and Savior, and you will be saved. If you still have questions, ask Jesus. Pray to him and ask him "Jesus, if you are Lord, prove it to me." If you are genuine in that request, He will answer. He did to me, and he does every single day all over the world.

At 5/31/04 07:46 PM, SeybDizzle wrote: I am a very religious person, and even I would be going to Hell by those standards. Anyone who is worried about it should just ignore it, it is trying to scare the crap out of you so that you become a Christian.

God loves everyone, and if you've tried your hardest, you are going to Heaven.

"What exactly does it mean by "Put on the Lord Jesus Christ..."? Its a bit confusing, please tell me what that exactly means."

It means to basically put him on as a shield again the attacks of Satan, and the temptation to sin in this life. The Bible talks about this in Paul's letters.

MAD writes-
"There is no god"

Wow. And you would know that how? Do me a favor someday. Look outside, look at the clouds, look at the bees finding nectar in flowers, look at the birds of the sky, and look at yourself. Look at space, and at the planet Saturn. Look at the fact that every species on Earth is created in male and female. If there is no God, this is all random chance. Completely and utterly random chance. Not only random chance, but 1 in nearly infinite random chance. And all off these living creatures came from what? That's right, Nonliving elements. Make sense? Does it give you pause that we as humans are so vastly different from animals. Random chance, or design? Even evolutionary scientists to this day still have no clue how the first one-celled organism began.

By the way, to know there is no God, you need to be a God to come to that conclusion. Ever realized that? No matter how smart you think you are, there is some human living on this Earth that is far smarter. So how much more smart is God? The Bible says the hairs on our head are numbered.

I love when atheists say that religion is just some adult version of Santa Clause. I must be a total idiot for believing in it then, along with the other 2 Billion Christians living in this world. Do you think we are so foolish to believe in something without proof? "Proof, what proof?" So you can to the conclusion that there is no God without even looking at the evidence? Why don't you look at the proof for yourself?

Find out why God must exist scientifically-
http://www.godandscience.org/
http://www.reasons.org

Find out why God must exist prophetically-
http://www.godandscience.org/apologetics/prophchr.html

Jesus Christ was a real man. Every historian agrees on that fact accept for a few wackos. Same with the Holocaust. Every historian agrees that it happened accept for a few wackos.

The Old Testament told of a coming savior that would die for the sins of the world. He would be the lamb of God. Everything he would do was foretold in the Old Testament.

Read the evidence for yourself and tell me again Jesus is not Lord-
http://www.godandscience.org/apologetics/prophchr.html

"hahah i broke 'em all. Except for murder. I think that website is made by a bunch of bigot dumb fucks. They'll be the first to rot in hell."

Some Nectarine, you broke them all. Because I know of no human that has never hated. The Bible says hate is equal to murder in the eyes of God. You need a savior.

I see many people saying "Yup, I'm going to Hell" as if it's a joke. Is it funny? Does it scare you that you are in a state of rebellion against God? Does it scare you that if you were to die today you would go to Hell?

Does it scare you that he has given you a gift, and that is continual prophecies of the coming Messiah in the Old Testament, and you are so arrogant you have never studied this evidence for yourself?

Read it for yourself-
http://www.godandscience.org/apologetics/prophchr.html

At 5/31/04 08:22 PM, KiDd_AwEsom wrote: Find one person in this damn world that hasn't broken a commandment. Even you just told us to break one by saying if we're christian or not, to choose no. Last time I looked thats called lieing if you are a christian. So you're saying that if someone has broken just one of the ten commandments then they go to hell? Everybody is going to hell then!

Obviously you never read my 2nd post. THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT!

At 5/31/04 07:46 PM, SeybDizzle wrote: I am a very religious person, and even I would be going to Hell by those standards. Anyone who is worried about it should just ignore it, it is trying to scare the crap out of you so that you become a Christian.

God loves everyone, and if you've tried your hardest, you are going to Heaven.

What do you mean by "trying your hardest"? If you mean trying you hardest to live a holy life after accepting Jesus, I would agree. The Bible says that if we (as Christians) continue to sin willfully after accepting Jesus we no longer have a savior in heaven. A true Christian would never sin willfully, and if they did, immediately repent. But those "Christians" that think "All my sins are covering, I can do whatever I want now!" are terribly wrong, and the Bible says their sins are not covered. "according to those standards"? Didn't you read my 2nd post?

At 5/31/04 04:28 PM, NormTheGreat wrote: I stilll find this odd, out od alll the mentionings of hell in the bible, jesus doesnt talk about it one, according to that site. I think the profits were quite thge extreme missionaries.

Jesus mentioned Hell more than Heaven. Try reading the Gospels.

At 5/31/04 03:17 PM, scratchscientist wrote: But please make up your own mind rather than listening to what parents/teachers/Mel Gibson says.

I couldn't agree more. And that is why you should examine the evidence for yourself-
http://www.godandscience.org/apologetics/prophchr.html

http://www.blueletterbible.org...ion=nas&Go.x=35&Go.y=3
Psa 22:16 For dogs have surrounded me; A band of evildoers has encompassed me; They pierced my hands and my feet.
When David wrote this Psalm, crucifixition had not yet been invented as a form of execution.

Zec 12:10 "I will pour out on the house of David and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the Spirit of grace and of supplication, so that they will look on Me whom they have pierced; and they will mourn for Him, as one mourns for an only son, and they will weep bitterly over Him like the bitter weeping over a firstborn.

http://www.godandscience.org/apologetics/prophchr.html
Examine the evidence for yourself

At 5/31/04 02:15 PM, thedemonservant wrote: was the point of this thread to tell us that we are bad people cause i seem to remeber somthng about he who is with out sin throw the first stone

You are correct. The point of this post was to show you your sin. Not to say I don't have any, I have done plently. The Bible says no one is good-

Rom 3:10 as it is written, "THERE IS NONE RIGHTEOUS, NOT EVEN ONE;
Rom 3:11 THERE IS NONE WHO UNDERSTANDS, THERE IS NONE WHO SEEKS FOR GOD;
Rom 3:12 ALL HAVE TURNED ASIDE, TOGETHER THEY HAVE BECOME USELESS; THERE IS NONE WHO DOES GOOD, THERE IS NOT EVEN ONE."

That is why Jesus Christ came to be the sacrifice for your sins. He took on the punishment you would have taken in Hell, and if you reject his sacrifice, then you will pay the penalty for your sin in Hell. Either way, the sin is going to be paid. Jesus paid the debt. Will you accept it and turn away from your sin?

http://www.carm.org/doctrine/Jesusdieforsins.htm

At 5/31/04 02:23 PM, -Krossroads- wrote: If u can find something worse than living in this world please let me know. Killings, rape, robbery, & other horrible acts & deaths occur all the time.

It is Hellish, isn't it? But it's not Hell, it isn't a Lake of Fire. The Bible says man shall die once, then judgement, not "die once, then heaven"!

1Cr 6:9-10 Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor prostitutes, nor practicing homosexuals, nor thieves, nor {the} covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, will inherit the kingdom of God.

Anybody that has broken the 10 Commandments is going to Hell. The truth is every one of us has broken the 10 Commandments. That is why God gave his son, Jesus Christ, to die for your sins.

John 3:16 - "For God so loved the world he gave his only begotten son, and whosoever believes in Him shall not die but have eternal life."

God unleashed the punishment for your sins upon His flesh, the punishment would should have taken in Hell. All you have to do is accept the sacrifice He made for you on the cross and turn away from your sin.

I see many of you don't believe in God. So many atheists ask, where is the evidence that God exists? The evidence is the Bible. The ironic thing is, nearly every atheist I talk to has not read one entire book in the Bible (not the whole Bible, just one book).

If you are Jewish, or Muslim, or Atheist, or any other religion that doesn't accept Jesus read Isaiah chapter 53, the Old
Testament's most remarkable prophecy about the coming Messiah-

http://www.blueletterbible.org...ion=nas&Go.x=23&Go.y=7

Isaiah wrote his book around the year 750 B.C. according to most Bible scholars. We have manuscripts in Jerusalem today that date to about the third century B.C. Your salvation depends on determining who Isaiah was talking about in this chapter. Only one man that ever existed fulfilled every word of this prophecy, and that man is Jesus Christ.

You can learn more about the Old Testament prophecies about Jesus here-
http://www.aboutbibleprophecy.com/messianic.htm
Examine the evidence for yourself with an open mind.

At 5/31/04 02:14 PM, -Krossroads- wrote: We live in Hell right now if u didnt already notice. So there is no where else to go but Heaven.

You wish that was true, but that is not what the Bible says, nor is it what Jesus said.

Isaiah 53

Isa 53:1 Who has believed our message? And to whom has the arm of the LORD been revealed?
Isa 53:2 For He grew up before Him like a tender shoot, And like a root out of parched ground; He has no {stately} form or majesty That we should look upon Him, Nor appearance that we should be attracted to Him.
Isa 53:3 He was despised and forsaken of men, A man of sorrows and acquainted with grief; And like one from whom men hide their face He was despised, and we did not esteem Him.
Isa 53:4 Surely our griefs He Himself bore, And our sorrows He carried; Yet we ourselves esteemed Him stricken, Smitten of God, and afflicted.
Isa 53:5 But He was pierced through for our transgressions, He was crushed for our iniquities; The chastening for our well-being {fell} upon Him, And by His scourging we are healed.
Isa 53:6 All of us like sheep have gone astray, Each of us has turned to his own way; But the LORD has caused the iniquity of us all To fall on Him.
Isa 53:7 He was oppressed and He was afflicted, Yet He did not open His mouth; Like a lamb that is led to slaughter, And like a sheep that is silent before its shearers, So He did not open His mouth.
Isa 53:8 By oppression and judgment He was taken away; And as for His generation, who considered That He was cut off out of the land of the living For the transgression of my people, to whom the stroke {was due?}
Isa 53:9 His grave was assigned with wicked men, Yet He was with a rich man in His death, Because He had done no violence, Nor was there any deceit in His mouth.
Isa 53:10 But the LORD was pleased To crush Him, putting {Him} to grief; If He would render Himself {as} a guilt offering, He will see {His} offspring, He will prolong {His} days, And the good pleasure of the LORD will prosper in His hand.
Isa 53:11 As a result of the anguish of His soul, He will see {it and} be satisfied; By His knowledge the Righteous One, My Servant, will justify the many, As He will bear their iniquities.
Isa 53:12 Therefore, I will allot Him a portion with the great, And He will divide the booty with the strong; Because He poured out Himself to death, And was numbered with the transgressors; Yet He Himself bore the sin of many, And interceded for the transgressors.

The Prophet Isaiah, 750 B.C.

Who of us can say we are not guilty of breaking these Commandments?

This is what the Bible means when it says, "All have sinned and fall
short of the Glory of God."

Can you see your predicament? You are guilty of sinning against God
Himself, and, because you have a conscience, (con-with,
science-knowledge) you have sinned "with knowledge."

Isn't it true that every time you lied, stole, or lusted, etc., you knew
it was wrong?

Does the fact that you have sinned against God scare you? It should.

You have actually angered Him by your sin.

The Bible says His wrath abides on you, that you are an "enemy of God in
your mind through wicked works."

Perhaps you think God is good and because of his goodness He will
overlook your sins?

But if you knew of a human judge who turned a blind eye to the crimes of
a guilty rapist... would you describe him as a "good" judge?

No.

That would be a "corrupt" judge.

God could never be a corrupt judge.

He will punish all the rapists, murderers, and thieves... But he won't
stop there. He will also punish all liars, the lustful, adulterers,
idolaters, and blasphemers.

The place of eternal punishment is Hell.

God does not want you to perish. He is rich in mercy and compassion, and
has provided a way for you to be forgiven. He has invited you to come to
Him for a full pardon and receive the free gift of Eternal Life. You
cannot earn it, and you do not deserve it, but God is offering it to you
as proof of His love for you.
Imagine you are standing in front of a judge, guilty of multiple serious
crimes. All the evidence has been presented and there is no doubt about
your guilt. Your apologies and good works cannot erase your crimes;
therefore you must be punished. The fine for your crime is $250,000 or
imprisonment, but you don’t have two pennies to rub together. The judge
is about to pass sentence when someone you don't even know steps in and
pays your fine for you! The court accepts the money and declares that you
are free to go. The law has been satisfied, your debt has been paid in
full, and the stranger’s sacrifice was a demonstration of his love for
you. That’s what God did for you 2000 years ago.

The Bible says that the God of the Universe became a man (Jesus Christ),
and suffered and died on the cross for your sins and mine so that we
could be set free. It's as simple as this—we broke the Law, and Jesus
paid our fine.

"God demonstrated His own love for us in that while we were still
sinners, Christ died for us." (Romans 5:8)

"Christ redeemed us from the curse of the Law, being made a curse for
us." (Galatians 3:13)

Do you see God’s great love for you? Do you see your need for His
forgiveness? Do what He commands and “Repent…that your sins may be wiped
out and times of refreshing may come from the Lord.” (Acts 3:19) You must
turn away from sin and turn to God. Desire to have NOTHING to do with
sin, and surrender your life to the One who can save you. Jesus died to
set you free, and then he rose from death to be your Lord. Jesus said, “I
am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father except
through me.” If you will confess and forsake your sins (repent) and trust
in Jesus Christ as your Savior and Lord, God will forgive you and you’ll
pass from death to life.

If you are not sure how to pray, read Psalm 51 and make it your prayer.
http://www.wayofthemaster.com/goodperson/psalms51.htm

What does it mean to "put your faith in Jesus Christ?" It means to
personally trust in Jesus the same way you’d trust in a parachute if you
had to jump 25,000 feet out of an airplane. You wouldn’t just "believe"
in the parachute; you would put it on! In the same way, the Bible says,
"Put on the Lord Jesus Christ..." and you will be saved. There are
millions of people who "believe" Jesus exists . . . but they have not put
on the Savior—there’s a BIG difference. And the difference will be
obvious when you “jump” through the door of death.

Today, with all your heart—turn away from sin, and surrender your life to
Jesus Christ. Please don’t put it off till later. You may die today and
then it will be too late. You may not yet have all the answers to your
questions, but better to put on the parachute first and then ask
questions, than to pass through the door unprepared, grasping for the
parachute when it’s too late. You can pray something like this—"Dear God,
today I turn from all my sins (name them), and I put my trust in Jesus
Christ as my Lord and Savior. Please forgive me, and grant me your gift
of everlasting life. Amen." There is nothing magic about these words—it
is the attitude of your heart that God cares about.

God will transform you from the inside out. You will think and feel
differently as you learn to trust and obey Him. God will give you new
strength to live right and love Him above all else. Read your Bible daily
and obey His Word. You can trust God—He loves you and will always be
faithful.

If you've decided to reject the gift of forgiveness and you die in your
sins, there is no hope for you. There is no purgatory. The wrath of God
abides on you and you will spend eternity in Hell. Please take the time
to read what the Bible says Hell is like.
http://www.wayofthemaster.com/goodperson/hell.htm

If you are sitting here reading this, and either don't believe in Jesus
Christ, or God the Father, please read Isaiah chapter 53, the Old
Testament's most remarkable prophecy about the coming Messiah-
http://www.blueletterbible.org/cgi-bin/tools/printer-friendly.pl?book=Isa
&chapter=53&version=nas&Go.x=23&Go.y=7
Isaiah wrote his book around the year 750 B.C. according to most Bible
scholars. Your salvation depends on determining who Isaiah was talking
about in this chapter. Only one man that ever existed fulfilled every
word of this prophecy, and that man is Jesus Christ.

You can learn more about the Old Testament prophecies about Jesus here-
http://www.aboutbibleprophecy.com/messianic.htm

Please click here to view this flash animation-
http://www.wayofthemaster.com/wotm_flash.html

If you are on 56K click here-
http://www.wayofthemaster.com/wotm_flash.html

and click "No" whether you think you are a Christian or not.

Almost everyone thinks they are a good person...

But the question you should be asking is,"Am I good enough to go to
Heaven?"

How would you know?

The way to find out is to ask yourself if you have obeyed the Ten
Commandments.

Most people say, "Well, I've broken one or two, but nothing too serious,
like murder, etc." So let's go through them and see how you do...

1. "You shall have no other gods before Me."

Have you always put God first in your life? Jesus said to love God with
all your heart, mind, soul, and strength-- so much, that your love for
your parents, brothers and sisters, friends, and even your own life is
like hatred compared to your love and devotion for God. Have you ever
failed to put Him first in your life?

2. "You shall not make for yourself any idol."

Who is God to you? Is he only a god of love and mercy who would never
judge anyone and never cast anyone into Hell? If that's your god, then
you're right. Your god couldn't cast anyone into Hell because he doesn't
exist. He's a figment of your imagination. You've created a god in your
own mind that you're more comfortable with. You may call it your
"personal belief," but God calls it idolatry. It's the oldest sin in the
Book, and the Bible warns that idolaters will not inherit the kingdom of
heaven.

3. "You shall not take the name of God in vain."

Have you ever used God's name as a curse word? If you have, you've taken
the holy name of God-- who gave you your life, your family, and
everything precious to you-- and used it as a filthy, four-letter word.
Hitler's name wasn't even despised enough to be used as a curse word! If
you have used God's holy name in that manner, you are a blasphemer and
the Bible says "God will not hold him guiltless who takes the name of the
Lord in vain."

4. "Remember the Sabbath Day, to keep it holy."

God commands that we set aside one day in seven. Have you ever been
guilty of breaking this Commandment?

5. "Honor your father and your mother."

Have you always honored your parents in a way that's pleasing in the
sight of God? Ask Him to remind you of the sins of your youth. You may
have forgotten them, but God hasn't.

6. "You shall not murder."

Jesus warned "Whoever is angry with his brother without cause, is in
danger of judgment," (Matthew 5:22) and the Bible says, "He who hates his
brother is a murderer," (1 John 3:15). God sees hatred in the heart to be
as wicked as murder. We can violate His Law by attitude and intent.

7. "You shall not commit adultery."

Jesus warned," You have heard...'You shall not commit adultery.' But I
say to you that whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already
committed adultery with her in his heart. Have you ever looked at another
person with lust? The Bible says that adulterers and fornicators (those
who have had sex before marriage) will not enter the kingdom of heaven.

8. "You shall not steal."

Have you ever stolen anything (even if it was something small)? The value
of the thing stolen doesn't matter; petty theft is still theft. Have you
ever taken anything that belonged to someone else (from the office,
school, parents, etc.)? If you have, that makes you a thief.

9. "You shall not lie."

Have you ever told a lie? Then you are a liar. How many murders do you
have to commit to be a murderer? Just one. If you have told even one lie,
that makes you a liar. The Bible warns that all liars will have their
part in the Lake of Fire (Revelation 21:8). You may not think
deceitfulness is a serious sin, but God does.

10. "You shall not covet."

This means we should never desire anything that belongs to another
person. Not their house, nor their car, nor their money, nor their wife,
nor their lifestyle, nor anything that belongs to our neighbor.

How dare you. The CC makes the best flash movies NG has even seen. NG would be dust without the Clock Crew.

At 4/14/04 11:51 AM, violent_pastries wrote:

At 4/14/04 11:42 AM, Mushroom_Clock wrote: It's really depressing to see how much NG has gone down the drain since the demise of the Clock Crew. I never got the full story though, and I've been gone for a long time. Can somebody fill me in on exactly what happened to the Clock Crew?

Maybe they died? Elaborate. Who was the Clock_Crew?

Oh, stop. You are making me cry. The Clock Crew made Newgrounds, and now it is forgotten like a passing wind. Alas, such is life...

It's really depressing to see how much NG has gone down the drain since the demise of the Clock Crew. I never got the full story though, and I've been gone for a long time. Can somebody fill me in on exactly what happened to the Clock Crew?

I've e-mailed you guys a thousand million bajillion times asking you to delete my deleted movies, reviews, and BBS posts. How come you guys don't answer me?

Am I making a post which is either funny, informative, or interesting on any level?

At 10/13/03 08:06 PM, Scarface187 wrote: I plan on seeing Kill Bill Instead, I heard its better then P.Fiction

See that if you want blanant gory violence, see School of Rock if you want comedy. Comedy > Violence.

School of Rock is without doubt the funniest movie made this year. It was absolutely incredible, and I absolutely loved it. If you want to see a good movie that is well worth your time and money, see School of Rock. In Theaters Now!

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I just started a new year and got started doing my "Vocabulary Workshop" (a book that is used to teach vocabulary in most schools in the USA) and I decided to not waste 2 hours of my life (which is what it takes if you do it seriously) and find all the answers on the net. I heard rumors of sites like this but sites such as vocabsucks.com have been taken down by teachers. I searched for it and after about 10 minutes finally found it on the internet's most trusty device, a message board.

The address is- *Drumroll*
http://freevocabwork.2ya.com/

DOWNLOAD THIS SITE TO YOUR HARD DRIVE. Who knows how long it will stay online before it gets taken down.

If you never had these vocabulary books in your school, then you just don't understand what a pain in the ass they are. But if you do, then you are probably as excited as I am. You can thank me in return by voting 5 on all of my movies. =)
You could sell this URL to other kids at school, but I wouldn't recommend it. It would catch around quickly, and if you got caught you might be expelled. Most people would easily pay 5 bucks for this URL though.

At 9/21/03 05:01 PM, rsdig wrote: Ok you can bitch at me now.

You is my bitch. Your movies suck. You should never have gotten front page status. Your site sucks. Mario is a gay plumber. Nintendo is gay. X-Box ownz Gamecube. Microsoft ownz Sony and Nintendo. X-Box > PS2 > Gamecube > Gigli > Dickie Roberts Former Child Star > Super Nintendo > Nintendo.