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211.

Elated

Topic: Tell Me Your Best 2009 Day

Posted: 02/04/09 06:24 PM

Forum: General

At 2/4/09 06:23 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote: 2009's only begun. This would be more relevant if it was at the end of the year.

That's the whole point. Basically I'm asking what's the most fun thing you've done this (January) month.


212.

Elated

Topic: Tell Me Your Best 2009 Day

Posted: 02/04/09 06:20 PM

Forum: General

Go on, lets hear the best snowball fight of your life. Or best day of 2009?

Mine was defiantly today. Team A vs B vs C too make it more simple. We were all on a huge field with a few hills. Most of us knew each other. There were well over 50 people in each team.

Team A were the winners. The most fuck fucking fight ever. I ave (another) black eye and my throat hurts cause some person shoved snow down my throat. Holy shit it was full on madness. 6 nose bleeds and at the end an ambulance had to come as some people had broken bones and dislocated knees. I was completely Kamakazi. Fucking ran in there.

I look cool with this black eye and scar on my chin :)

Honesty the best day of 2009. EVER.


213.

Elated

Topic: Dick Size

Posted: 02/04/09 06:16 PM

Forum: General

As long as you don't have a small dick it's fine. Anything above 5.5 inches is cool :D


214.

Shouting

Topic: Possible Suicide?!

Posted: 02/04/09 06:15 PM

Forum: General

Just say.

"What's up with your avatar pic bro?"


215.

Elated

Topic: to truly appreciate newgrounds...

Posted: 02/04/09 06:14 PM

Forum: General

Yeah. I's the users that make NG. If your here long enough you'll know all the users and stuff, It's all pretty nice.


216.

Elated

Topic: Shameless Promotion

Posted: 02/04/09 03:50 PM

Forum: NG News

I feel so loved that I am allowed to vote! I think I voted by effort and enjoyment :p


217.

Elated

Topic: Shameless Promotion

Posted: 02/04/09 03:46 PM

Forum: NG News

Heh I've already played all those games :p


218.

Elated

Topic: Why don't people lose weight?

Posted: 02/02/09 06:54 PM

Forum: General

THHAAAANNKKKYYOOOUUU.

I'm not fat. If anything I'm too skinny. But I view what your saying as in the same way of me getting muscles (which I am doing btw).

I always hear my girlfriends complain about them being fat and all. The ones that are and the ones that aren't. But for the ones that are, if you really wanna lose the weight, why not lose it? Shouldn't it be easy enough when you know the end prize is gonna be a nice figure which will probably last you your entire life?!


219.

Elated

Topic: Fuck you Bob.

Posted: 02/02/09 06:49 PM

Forum: General

Bobbbyyy! You know you want to make this a LOL thread. Go on. Just say the word....


220.

Elated

Topic: If The Whole Of Ng Lived Together..

Posted: 02/02/09 06:46 PM

Forum: General

Come on. We have some pretty awesome people here.

It would probably be the most video game filled mansion in the world with huge stylish rooms. Many NG members are amazing at architecture.


221.

Angry

Topic: How many of you can admit

Posted: 02/02/09 06:37 PM

Forum: General

I won't admit it because it is not true in my case. I just spend all my spare time here.


222.

Elated

Topic: Browser Crashing?

Posted: 02/02/09 01:52 PM

Forum: General

Nope, just scan your computer and see if it helps.


223.

Elated

Topic: Does this game have a name?

Posted: 02/02/09 01:52 PM

Forum: General

I don't know what it's cold but I play it all the time.

You make an OK sign with your hand and if the other person looks you punch them. If you can put ur finger through it without looking at it then you can punch the person doing it to you.


224.

Elated

Topic: I Sent Facebook Hatemail - Read Me!

Posted: 02/02/09 10:52 AM

Forum: General

"Dear Facebook, I'd like to let you know that I fucked all your mothers as you deleted my previous account. It got deleted for sending your mothers emails of when to fuck me, I mean, is that so bad? Alright, bye, I hope you guys choke on the cock you suck all day. Dearest love, Murad."

Immature - Yes.
Fun - Fuck yes.

You make one up too, but don't send yours :)


225.

Elated

Topic: I Made A Beaverdick Out Of The Snow

Posted: 02/02/09 08:42 AM

Forum: General

It looked like this before it got destroyed, but this one isn't mine I found it on the internet.
http://www.bwog.net/tags/uploads/IMG_003 51.jpg


226.

Elated

Topic: I Made A Beaverdick Out Of The Snow

Posted: 02/02/09 08:39 AM

Forum: General

At 2/2/09 08:37 AM, mwmike wrote:
At 2/2/09 07:20 AM, Murad136 wrote: pics coming soon, promise :D
I am waiting here in joyful anticipation now. I've got to see this, it sounds like a great idea of getting back at them. And if you've got enough time, try to make fuckloads of smaller ones to go around it, that would look great.

K I just need to wait. I need more snow. I promise it'll be up by 24 hours.


227.

Elated

Topic: I Made A Beaverdick Out Of The Snow

Posted: 02/02/09 08:28 AM

Forum: General

At 2/2/09 08:25 AM, LiquidRidicule wrote:
At 2/2/09 07:20 AM, Murad136 wrote:
BUT what I have done is made a HUGE dick :D
Hell yeah! That should teach those 11 year old bastards! Might get 'em in trouble with their parents, too. Heheheh...

The snow is back! I am hard at work!


228.

Elated

Topic: I Made A Beaverdick Out Of The Snow

Posted: 02/02/09 07:28 AM

Forum: General

At 2/2/09 07:25 AM, Killing-joke wrote: damn that would have made a good picture on the forum if they hadn't have got to it.... I can make a snowman and thats it so xD

Don't worry I'll make a new one when the snow piles up again. :D


229.

Elated

Topic: I Made A Beaverdick Out Of The Snow

Posted: 02/02/09 07:24 AM

Forum: General

Awww shame they destroyed it. I have to get back at these fucking annoying piss taking kids.

Hhhhmmmm, any ideas?


230.

Angry

Topic: I Made A Beaverdick Out Of The Snow

Posted: 02/02/09 07:20 AM

Forum: General

I'm really pissed of.

You guys may not know this but I am amazing with snow work. So I went onto my huge roof and started making shit. I started by making a Tankman helmet, but that went wrong when I accidentally cut of too much of the eyes.

Then I made literally the most perfect snowman followed by a BEAVER. The beaver was absuloutely perfect.

Guess what.

My dumb fucking 11 year old neighbours climbed onto our roof while I was putting on a jacket and wrote teir names on it and destroyed it. Snap them.

I'm gonna go onto their roof and piss my name on it. Naaah, joking. BUT what I have done is made a HUGE dick :D It's actually really easy to make one. Just make a base followed by a line. I put it right outside one of their windows, pics coming soon, promise :D


231.

Elated

Topic: Snow in London.

Posted: 02/02/09 05:14 AM

Forum: General

Holy shit! Every school is out and basically no transport is working! Woo!


232.

Elated

Topic: I'm getting picked on in school...

Posted: 02/01/09 06:35 PM

Forum: General

When he's alone tell him "Look, why don't you fuck off and stop bullying me? Don't you have anything better to do in your pathetic life?" Bullys hate being called what they are, trust me, do it.


233.

Elated

Topic: So you come across a talking penis

Posted: 02/01/09 06:30 PM

Forum: General

Go onto Newgrounds to post about it!


234.

Shouting

Topic: Pop-up prank reactions

Posted: 02/01/09 05:08 PM

Forum: General

Hah it's old but I gave my mum half a fucking heart attack.


235.

Elated

Topic: Guys Acting Cute. Stop It!

Posted: 02/01/09 05:07 PM

Forum: General

That is actually really good advice but I knew that.


236.

Elated

Topic: Dropping out of school = epic win?!

Posted: 02/01/09 03:10 PM

Forum: General

Two words.

LUCKY SHIT.


237.

Shouting

Topic: So, it's snowing heavily.

Posted: 02/01/09 03:05 PM

Forum: General

Yes I'm in London and everything is covered in a layer of white!


238.

Happy

Topic: I'm Pissed At Facebook

Posted: 02/01/09 02:58 PM

Forum: General

I'm guessing your messages just take up too much space. I suggest you e-mail the admins (again), and tell them to look at your message history, and they'll see that you were just talking with your friends, and not spamming.

I'll give that a shot. Cheers Elios!


239.

Shouting

Topic: I punched a girl in the face.

Posted: 02/01/09 02:48 PM

Forum: General

YOU PUNCHED HER?!?

Why the hell didn't you just grab her arm and pull it back and tell her what she was doing?


240.

Misunderstood

Topic: I'm Pissed At Facebook

Posted: 02/01/09 02:28 PM

Forum: General

At 2/1/09 02:27 PM, pizza4ever wrote: what were you sending messaged constantly or something? because they only delete your account if your spamming messages every 10 seconds

I guess I was just replying tot he ones I got really quickly and then my friends would reply fast and so would I. It's pretty annoying.

I asked them to lock your account because you still owe me money. The whole "you send too many messages" was just a cover.

Seriously.

Yeah ... about the money ...


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