At 2/13/09 02:09 PM, No36 wrote: I use Pay as you Go. I barely ever top-up as I barely ever need my phone - It's more of an MP3 player to me. I get texts for 3p, which is awesome :D

Holy shit that might be cheaper for me :o!

Yeah my friend is giving me his 16GB memory card, CAN'T WAIT!

Holy shit he looks 8???

Some girl must have REALLY taken advantage of him.

Heya. How are you guys?

So what phone contract do you have? Are you on pay as you go? How man mins and texts do you get and for how much? Do you get any special offers with it?

I'm upgrading to unlimited texts 70 minutes and free internet 20 pounds a month tomorrow, I think that's an amazing deal :)

Also, check out my tres embarrassing rap on my profile.

At 6/4/06 12:42 PM, Kenneth-Knows-All wrote: Same game, Only instead of using Jesus you're Allah.

Yes that would probably lead to about 1,400,000 Muslims trying to sue your ass.

Hahahahahahahha! Holy shit! That was hilarious!

Oh wait I just swore! Shit!

SHIT!

ARGGHHNNN SHIITT!!

It's cause it's a Krispy Kreme!

At 2/11/09 11:18 PM, AngelSierra wrote: dude thats horrible!

My exact thoughts!

At 2/12/09 09:04 AM, Luis wrote: I will make you a banner and you will like it.
btw these types of questions are better suited in the where is/ how to forum

Erm ... I wanna delete mine too *cough

Holy shit that was so much fun :o

I like told them all they were perverts and got like 10 chat windows in 10 seconds! I feel so loved!

I'll watch it

Agreed with WritersBlock.

The way he described as as being monkeys who can never be happy angered me slightly actually. His view on life is just so depressing. It's all about the way you view life. I try to be as happy as I can all the time, no matter what's going on around me. I just don't see the point in being held back by all this little crap, so he is wrong, we are humans with something we call brains :)

At 2/12/09 08:49 AM, Robbis wrote:

At 2/12/09 08:42 AM, AntoArts-Admin wrote: You can replace it with a 1px high blank header. That's the only way to do it

It has to be 40-100 pixels high :/

Why don't you just get a banner you like more then?

OMG that video was amazing.

I don't know how but it managed to persuade me that Charle's theory was true even though I have never really acknowledged it.

There is a chance but only a small one. Depends really on her body.

In more important news, my keyboard looks similar to yours!

It was all about the machine guns during the tench wars.

These pictures make my dick get smaller.

Yes. That is very interesting. But parrot's aren't that smart. They only have the power of an average animal plus the pro of remembering some shit and repeating it. But yeah, that's one cool parrot, what's his name?

Hahah. Sorry, no comment. Just a lol.

Ouch 2 online friends.

38 for me :p Damn I have the most perfect insult to say to myself if I were in your shoes :p Yeah I get that shit all the time.

My girlfriend is in fucking Sweden so I'll meet with some of my friends :(

I'm so gonna do that! Unlucky mate.

At 2/7/09 09:43 PM, TheLameSauce wrote:

At 2/7/09 08:21 PM, Murad136 wrote:

My fucking drink got spiked.

He lied. He took me to ANOTHER party with loads of gangsters doing weed and shit it was so scary.

To make this even worse when my mum found out she had a stress attack and is in hospital.

um...what the fuck? what the fuck are you talking about? do you live in a soap opera?

I'm afraid I fucking do. The other person who got spiked fainted for ages but I seem to be reacting better to it.

For the other guy, that was a nice story to read :)

At 2/7/09 08:44 PM, scruffydog90 wrote: Is your girlfriend hot---?
I mean to say, whats he doing/was trying to do to get your girlfriend?

Well yes. She's fucking stunning. He was just flirting with her trying to touch her as much as possible and since she was drunk she just did nothing.

Thanks to the other guy for inspiring me. I'm gonna tell that prick how it is. Shame he's twice my size, but hey, I can still take him out if I strike first :)

Look. I'm going to bed but I've made my mind up. That guys getting a piece of my mouth and if he doesn't like it he can taste my fists. I'll talk to my gf tomorrow. Night.

Awesome job on the 40k! You HAVE to record that or at least get someone else to record it.

Awesome!

Yes I do.

I got shot on my face once cause my team leader thought it would be funny. I shot him in his balls afterwards :)

I want your penis

At 2/7/09 08:31 PM, Aliensandwich wrote:

At 2/7/09 08:29 PM, Murad136 wrote:

I'll see how it is tomorrow.

No, go to the fucking hospital if you don't know what it is!

It's too fucking late I'm a lazy shit. I'll do my best and sleep on it or probably stay on NG all night!

let the douche steal her

FUCK NO! I'm not letting him do that >:(

At 2/7/09 08:28 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: What was your drink spiked with?

If your stomach is burning, go to the fucking hospital!

That's why I'm so fucking confused! My sister who is being a fucking legend thinks it's LSD as I was dizzy for the first few hours and was feeling asleep.

I'll see how it is tomorrow.

At 2/7/09 08:23 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: At 2/7/09 08:21 PM, Murad136 wrote

My tummy burns which is the worst bit :'(

Do you need us to kiss it to make it better?

No! I don't want your kisses!

I want your penis to massage me

Kay, everyones asleep so I'm gonna fucking complain here and hope you guys listen.

I went to a party today. Long story cut short everyone got drunk and puked and blaah blaah that type of party. My fucking drink got spiked. When I went home at 11 30 my mate told me he'd take a cab to his house and I could stay. He lied. He took me to ANOTHER party with loads of gangsters doing weed and shit it was so scary.

I took a cab home. To make this even worse when my mum found out she had a stress attack and is in hospital. That guy is a dickhead. He's also trying to steal my gf. How the fuck do I deal with this? what the hell do I do and say?

Here's what I got so far.

1) I'm cool with my mum, I explained everything to her and she understood, so my mum is out of the picture.
2) This dickhead, I'm just gonna ignore him for the rest of my life.

AAAHHH IM SO FUCKING CONFUSED!!

My tummy burns which is the worst bit :'(

This day was a big fucking mistake. I shoulda just stayed on NG.

So, what the fuck did you do today?