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Well, if i had assburgers, i could always cheer myself up by chuckling at the name.

just for that post I AM an ass burger

At 8/23/09 07:49 PM, speeling wrote: Go fuck your dead mother.

win

Cats? On my keyboard? It's moar likely than you might think...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ What all of them said

*Beep*

Hey Newgrounds, this is Munzy
I was wondering if the mods will count this as a spam thread
If they do, I am screwed

*click*

Well, considering the fact that muscle weighs more than fat, i have no idea. I would have to know your body fat level. Pics?

It means your gay :3

Unicorns with dicks for horns

Here's mine

DON'T FUCK THIS UP NG

Somewhere Poozy is hanging himself...

Hey the can was asking for it!

The way she dresses!

Um, with all of them?

At 8/23/09 01:42 AM, SquigglesMcGee wrote:

At 8/23/09 01:21 AM, NeverHundred wrote: That was no video... that actually happened. True story...

No I specifically remember that happening. He falls off, the guy spreads his cheeks and necro's way

I remember that... What happens on clock day, stays on clock day. Unless Tom keeps it on the front page.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoIFQRghX Nk

WAIT

Wouldn't you be sterile?

That's a thinker...

Swing Vote

Shiver

I can't understand why anyone would care...

At 8/22/09 11:27 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:

At 8/22/09 11:05 PM, Munzy wrote: -A character shooting another character in the back of the head, then using the hole and a brace for his gun, and the dead body as a shield...

I recall him getting shot in the face.

Eh, still the same either way

WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL HERE?!

At 8/22/09 11:24 PM, Genocide wrote:
You...you accidentally typed www.newgrounds.com, clicked forums, click general, clicked post topic, and then accidentally wrote this here?

I'm dead tired and i wasn't thinking :(

actually, this was an epic fail on my part. I really want a mod to delete this topic because i posted it in the wrong fucking place. I meant to post it to one of my friends who wanted it in an email, but i wasn't thinking, and my instincts drew me to newgrounds.... anyways, don't abuse it because it's not even supposed to be here....

(WARNING, REVIEW MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS)

Wanted:
Wanted is a lame ass wanna be action film about exploding rats. Instead of you having to waste precious seconds of your life as I did watching the movie, I will sum it up for you in three words... It was terrible...

Sure, it was a fucking awesome total guy movie, but lets face it, the awesome parts were few and far between, as if the writers came up with some badass ideas, but they didn't have enough to fill up the whole movie, so the filled the rest with endless minutes of the main character Wesley Gibson (James McAvoy) bitching about how much his life sucked.

Here are some of the awesome parts...
-A bullet ripping slow motion straight threw a mans head
-Angelina Jolie's bare ass :D
-A train coming off the tracks and dangling down the side of a cliff
-Wesley Gibson (AKA the most annoying main character in the world) getting the fuck beat out of him
-Several shoppable instances (STFU, GTFO, and even one NO U)
-Exploding rats (awesome, but seriously WTF?!)
-A character shooting another character in the back of the head, then using the hole and a brace for his gun, and the dead body as a shield...
-Morgan Freeman saying "Shoot this mothafucka'!" XD
-Blocking bullets with knives :?

The rest of it was complete crap. It starts off pretty much the same way that the Matrix did (once again proving the writers "originality". Also James McAvoy seems to be doing his best Keanu Reeves impression, but failing, because he ends up looking like an even worse actor than Keanu, which is a low blow. Anyways, Wesley is a complete pussy and a failure at everything, even the ATM tells him so. His awesome best friend is fucking his totally hawt girlfriend, and Wesley doesn't really give a flying fuck. His boss is an annoying bitch who has a stapler fetish, who wins at trolling him until he eventually shouts (SHUT THE FUCK UP) and bashes her ass with good old fashioned words, right before smashing his best friend in the face with a keyboard. Somewhere in all of that shit, Angelina Jolie comes and shoots the fuck out of a market, while he complains. Yes, that's right, he is in a fast car with Angelina Jolie with her ASS in his face, shooting a guy on the freeway, and HE'S COMPLAINING. So we already hate this mother fucker. Things continue for a while, he joins this dead body fan club and kills some people, and then the writers ran out of ideas. So what did that add in? A TWIST (what a twist!). The twist was pretty lame, but they cover their hacky writing with explosions and hot girl(s), so it's okay.

Then Morgan Freeman comes out and makes everything better by showing us that he is still just as fucking badass and Samuel L. "Snakes on a motherfucking plane" Jackson. Win.

But then it gets lame again, because Bitchy McBitchpants is suddenly bad ass and hardened now, and proves it by blowing up rats (SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK?!).

The movie ends with Wesley breaking the fourth wall (talking to the audience), which everyone knows ONLY Mel Brooks can do.

Here, I just saves two hours of your life. Go out and play in the sunlight...

I was desensitized to those commercials long ago... I don't even get a boner any more.

Without even reading the thread, I already know that someone said "masturbate". If not, shame on you NG!

At 8/22/09 05:41 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: Sometimes I wish I could just go back to the old basement dwelling days.

Lol, wut?

Being a little kid...?

I'm really sorry man, shit like that's never easy. But your friend would have wanted you to pay him respects and then go on with your life.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1095 325

Yeah I hate people below a thousand. They need to die. Now.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1096 585