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Well Steve, this is what google thinks of your thread

you could have just called the cops for the dog. Animal abuse is illegal in the US. I did that once with a lady who left her fucking baby in the car.

holy shit. This is awesome. Post this in the art portal

This IS what's up

photoshop is amazing

and this is hilarious

seriously

this is the hottest pussy i have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you love pussy you HAVE to check this out!!!!!!1!

OMG THIS IS SOOO HOT!

Goatse is not shocking. It's just a guys ass

this belongs in the where is/how to forum

At 7/25/09 03:50 AM, reveihca wrote: My Dad says if you circle jerk you'll end up like Fred Savage (with the GAY!), and if you mono jerk you'll grow hair on the palms of your hands and you'll go blind!

I'm not sure if you're kidding or not, but either way it's one of the funniest things I have heard all day

At 7/17/09 10:59 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: But you found out she's underage, to make it worse

She's also the adopted daughter of Chris Hansen

What would you do?

You have a seat over there

At 7/24/09 06:34 AM, Officer wrote: is that a 4 man here or a 4 man wanting to be in the megabites lameo

lol wut?

I have no idea what you are talking about. Plz explain...

I think this is probably the best thing I have ever heard in my entire life. Best. Thread. EVAR!

At 7/24/09 05:58 AM, Podburrys wrote: After reading the story, no. Did you miss the tortu - sorry, 'interrogation' by security gaurds, who kept him in confinement? This is China we're talking about - people = property. Poor bastard probably couldn't take it anymore. :(

The an hero joke wasn't against him in particular, but moar like just the reputation that apple has now caused two ppl to kill themselves. I am an apple user myself so this really caught my attention

Yeah, I was just making a bold assumption haha, I think after going on things like 4Chan, SA or Encyclopedia Dramatica your sense of humor changes and your reactions to things just change...
without the internet I'd probably get upset/shocked over things like people dying or shock pictures like goatse or pain olympics....after I stayed on the NG BBS I make a lot more cock jokes and say a lot of stupid things.

Hrmmm.

I have the pleasure of never having been past the front page of /b/. I do go on Encyclopedia Dramatica, and i wanna know from actual /b/tards, is that as bad as the shit on 4chan?
Also, to the quote above:
1. For some reason I NEVER found goatse that shocking. It's just a guys ass. anyone else think this pic is not as bad as everyone says?
2. I may be wrong but a lot of sources have told me that pain olympics is fake.

Also, your fucked-upedness (now a word btw) may have resulted in you accepting these things as normal. I have scrolled through the entire ED offended page and it was disturbing. I think when we see that shit we try to calm are selves down by making our brain think it's normal. Just embrace that what you saw and thought is fucked up, but it's similar to what a 'nam vet might think, based on the massive amounts of shit he's seen. It's normal to let yourself get fucked up, so just stay on milder forums with more rules like NG, and convince yourself that shit like pictures of death and rape is not socially acceptable.

Also, stay away from /b/. That might halp...

Yeah, I was just making a bold assumption haha, I think after going on things like 4Chan, SA or Encyclopedia Dramatica your sense of humor changes and your reactions to things just change...
without the internet I'd probably get upset/shocked over things like people dying or shock pictures like goatse or pain olympics....after I stayed on the NG BBS I make a lot more cock jokes and say a lot of stupid things.

Hrmmm.

I have the pleasure of having been past the front page of /b/. I do go on Encyclopedia Dramatica, and i wanna know from actual /b/tards, is that as bad as the shit on 4chan?
Also, to the quote above:
1. For some reason I NEVER found goatse that shocking. It's just a guys ass. anyone else think this pic is not as bad as everyone says?
2. I may be wrong but a lot of sources have told me that pain olympics is fake.

Also, your fucked-upedness (now a word btw) may have resulted in you accepting these things as normal. I have scrolled through the entire ED offended page and it was disturbing. I think when we see that shit we try to calm are selves down by making our brain think it's normal. Just embrace that what you saw and thought is fucked up, but it's similar to what a 'nam vet might think, based on the massive amounts of shit he's seen. It's normal to let yourself get fucked up, so just stay on milder forums with more rules like NG, and convince yourself that shit like pictures of death and rape is not socially acceptable.

Also, stay away from /b/. That might halp...

Click Here For Full Story

So apparently this guy jumped to his death after losing a rare iPod 4G prototype.... Some REALLY odd details in this story. There are some CRAZY rumors flying around about this guys death, article above for full story... What do you think. Was he an hero?

this is what i do... all of it is insanely unhealthy and not a good idea

Take one half more of the sleeping pill than you think you need
If you don't take, GET, then repeat above
Stay up all night until you crash *I use this almost every night*
Write an essay about WHY the NG rules and regulations are the most important part of the last

^that last one will work every time

oh and also, I heard drinking every thing under the sink with a yucky face on it can also help you sleep

Too Long; Didn't Read

So many possibilities, all resulting in a lifetime ban...

Fox sucks, thats why...

Found these on æEDæ

Pretty funny but I'm sure it's a repost of a repost

Rules 22 and 23 dude...

22: Copypasta is made to ruin every bit of originality
23: Copypasta is made to ruin every bit of originality

Case closed...

Everyone is going to agree with you. No one likes them....

At 7/21/09 01:58 PM, RobbyPaulLul wrote:

White males are superior, therefore there are no joke about them.

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would have posted the whole thing but NG wouldn't allow it.

Interesting...

At 7/21/09 06:20 AM, le-el-martini wrote:

At 7/21/09 06:07 AM, Munzy wrote: I'm sorry, but a post like this makes you seem moar and moar like a thirteen year old n00b.

So, who are you? A guy that doesn't seem to be able to catch a joke?

NO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, fuck it. I'm not gonna just keep this back any longer.

Dear Dugh... I am unsure of what to think of you at this point. One option is that you are gay and exploring sexual fantasies, which explains the oddly specific nature of your post. This is FINE. Just stop pretending to be afraid of gay people. If you are not in fact gay, then this is still sad. Gay people have the same restraint that straight people have. Also, not ALL gay people are rapists. RAPISTS are rapists. They come in all shapes and sizes. The correct question would be "what if your best friend was a rapist".

I'm sorry, but a post like this makes you seem moar and moar like a thirteen year old n00b. You obviously don't understand the complex world of hypothetical questions.

There's so fucking many, this is only a few of them.

How to microwave anything
How to bake pot related pastries
How to lace anything with acid
Why do you care, your stoned.
Directions to White Castle
Hahahahaha... wait wha?...?...?
TWO HOURS OF PICTURES OF FOOD

First of all, it's her fault. If she decided to go out with you when she still had feelings for dickwad monkeyfucker (aka her ex) then she is the one who has no control over her feelings.

You shouldn't feel worthless if it's her fucking fault.

It was a week, so fuck it, you will meet awesome girls who are more stable than her and you can do a lot better for herself. Just keep trying, she's a bitch, don't let it bother you..
.

You should go back later at night, steal all the CDs, then go to his house, steal his TV and his identity while your at it.....

No but really, its not a biggie just go back and say you accidentally took it if their service is THAT good then they really won't give a fuck.

You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive
Let me import my dick into your vagina
Fuck me or I will delete YOUR system 32 (geek for kill)

I absolutly love drinking sunscreen. It has a warmth of its own as it trickles down my throat and settles into my stomach. On cold winter days when there is no more cocoa i drink hot sunscreen. Sometimes i mix with glue and windex. sunscreen is orcasmic. Ooooooooooh i need some. Im going to drink some now

Fall out boy is gay (in the literal terms) and i havent heard of the other one