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Response to: Your first kiss Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

this girl who i don't even like anymore. we were together at the time but not in a really good healthy relationship. my friend actually made me do it, cuz neither of us were making any moves...

Response to: Eyelovepoozy Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

At 7/30/09 08:04 AM, ReligiousZoo wrote:
At 7/30/09 07:48 AM, emo-penguin wrote: The DD fucked with people on the BBS, So poozy is stating how shit has gotten real
However unless he plans to actually do something to get rid of them in the long term it's all just hot air
Shit does not get real in real life from the internet. EyelovePoozy is claiming he will play pranks on a group of teenagers.

Imagine if you will the 100 Pizza Prank, if EyelovePoozy takes legal action after this prank he could be charged with having to pay for the prank. Or any other prank.

Vigilantism is wrong. EyelovePoozy is also on a marked forum. If he so happens to post any private information about anyone, telling someone to play a prank on them I will report him.

My finger is on the trigger.

oh common! Let the man have his fun!

So what exactly was supposed involved in these pranks???
I honestly don't know the specifics, so please fill the rest of us in on exactly what was gonna go on

Response to: Eyelovepoozy Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

roflsauce

1. it's called a raid. /b/ does it all this time, but then again, they're asshole (and i say that in the best possible way)

2. *scratches head* is getting someones number and pranking the against the law? I mean, phone numbers are available in the phone book, and I make prank calls all the time. Also, even if it is illegal, poozy won't give a fuck

3. DD deserves it

4. just you watch, this thread will be gone before you know it. I'Z SEENS IT WITHS ME OWN EYEZ

Response to: Open Discussion- The Bbs Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

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ban everyone

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Response to: Photoshop Palin Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

At 7/29/09 02:57 AM, FaceNine wrote: Not a photoshop, but I feel it belongs here anyways.

Gold...

Response to: Phoshop this..guy? Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

At 7/28/09 08:00 PM, Los-Illuminados wrote:
At 7/28/09 07:44 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:
At 7/28/09 07:39 PM, MonkeyV wrote:
At 7/28/09 07:18 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:
At 7/28/09 07:11 PM, MonkeyV wrote:
At 7/28/09 07:07 PM, TheThirdSix wrote:
At 7/28/09 07:06 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:
srsly?
Srsly.
Really? Are you sure?
Naturally.
Chemically.

This is epic. srsly. Naturally. Chemically, epic. Keep it going... There is alway moar room

Response to: Photoshop Palin Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

At 7/29/09 03:12 AM, FaceNine wrote: Who hasn't seen this yet? She sounds like a rambling five year old. My favorite part is at around 4:25 and after, where she sounds like a tard trying to be edgy by "insulting" the media.

I don't care WHO it is she competes against to be president, I will vote for a Zombie Hitler reincarnation before I vote for this bumbling tard xD

lol she sounds like she's making it up on the spot. The thought of even thinking about her ever even considering becoming the considered nominee that the republicans considered to be the best choice makes me think about murdering a baby and consider vomiting

Wait, WHAT?

Response to: Simulated Vaginas Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

it all depends on one thing...

Do you have a dog?

Response to: Torturing a fly Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

pretty sure thats an early sign of a serial killer

Enjoys others pain... CHECK
Tortures innocent things for no reason... CHECK

Response to: Photoshop Palin Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

At 7/27/09 08:29 PM, TheWingMan wrote: what an ms paint dick?

No, and it has been done....... read the damn thread before posting

:because I have TOTALLY never done that

Response to: Photoshop Fake Games Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

It's probably been done, but what the hell

Photoshop Fake Games

Response to: Photoshop Palin Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

All done? I'm surprised no ones done the obvious one

Whatever

I'll just keep quiet until someone does it

Response to: why dose newgrounds like cock jokes Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

because they're funny.......?

Response to: Photoshop Palin Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

At 7/27/09 03:15 PM, BrockManson wrote: That's not really Sarah Palin...

That would explain a lot

Response to: Photoshop Palin Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

MOAR!!!!!!

Response to: I can make spiders move Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

you can make spiders move?

So can mad-eye moody

I can make spiders move

Response to: Photoshop Palin Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

At 7/27/09 02:36 PM, Fim wrote: I'm not going to honour this pshop with a picture, this idea is many many months late.

How untrue, as she was just in the news, resigning from office. I though I would give her a goodbye present and remind her how much we love her

Response to: Books that blew your mind. Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

Odd Thomas By Dean Koontz

Response to: Photoshop Palin Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

At 7/27/09 01:40 PM, OneWordName wrote: Base pic is better, but you're still a racist.

I just thought it would be funny to see a woman THAT WHITE TRASH be turned black.

And the Miller Highlights guy is just funny altogether, not at all because he's black.

Photoshop Palin Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

I lost my original file, but I once made her black in the picture

Not racist. Really. Just thought it would be funny to see her black

Feel free to do whatever you want to her withing NG rules

Photoshop Palin

This Man Begs To Be Photoshopped Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

YOU MUST PHOTOSHOP THIS MAN. YOU SIMPLY MUST

This Man Begs To Be Photoshopped

Response to: Tv Intro Photoshop Contest! Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to: Swallowing salt water Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

sounds like a good idea...

Response to: Tv Intro Photoshop Contest! Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

Many, many photoshop contests are done this way. This was just MY submission.

Anyways, it was done in photoshop...

If you have a better idea PLEASE POST IT!

Tv Intro Photoshop Contest! Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

So heres what you do. You find a TV show you like, it could be anything, as long as it airs on TV. Find some way of getting a picture of it (I did mine by hulu screenshot) and photoshop it to be funny

Here's mine. It's from the TV show "Scare Tactics". The one where they play tasteless pranks on innocent victims. In this clip from the intro they had convinced a guy he had stepped into a radioactive zone, and that they now had to hose him off with some kind of foam. The thought of this occurred to me yesterday while watching the show, so I really hope it hasn't been done before

Tv Intro Photoshop Contest!

Response to: Comic Con and Pixar. Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

Anything by Tim Burton is fucking awesome,

Response to: First Church of Atheism Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

By making atheism a religion aren't you kind of taking away the point of atheism?

Response to: Making a movie Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

Q:How do you tell if a catholic priest is a pedophile?
A: Ask 2 Questions. 1 are you Catholic. 2 Are you a priest. Then you will know

Q:Did you hear about the reverse exorcism?
A:Yeah, the devil couldn't get the priest out of the boy...

Thats all I've got on the subject of Catholics

Response to: What do you think of Atheism Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

At 7/27/09 04:58 AM, UnknownOne wrote: Wow. This topic is seriously full of hatred here. I don't get it really. I thought religious people were supposed to be kinda nice towards others, and kinda "help" them to become religious (not forcing people of course), not post hate-messages on the internet. Also, I hope most religious are aware of this fact: If it wasn't for the scientists, who are mostly non-religious, the Internet, for example, wouldn't be the way we know it as. CERN (translated: The Europeen Council of Nuclear Research) created the World-Wide Web (WWW), which is pretty damn important. And how about all the technology the scientists and researchers provided us, the ones living in the 21st century? Non-religious people are actually quite important nowadays.

And why do some people think "I believe in God, therefore He must exist." There is no reasonable logic other than madness (at least to me), or that He exists only in their own minds. And what IS God? Is God good-willed, almigthy and allknowing? Is God at all original? Have a look at the history of religions. Many religions have used symbols from other religions, which makes a good deal of them un-original. I am not trying to disproof God's existence, but if people believe in God, I believe they should at least find out who and what He is, and why he has done what he has done. For why did he create humans, in the first place? When Adam and Eve ate the Fruit of Knowledge (no one can describe whether it was an apple or another fruit humanity know of), doesn't that prove that God created imperfect beings, which also proves that he is not perfect? And why does "evil" things like pain exist? If God was good-willed, almighty and allknowing, wouldn't he have done something about it? Jesus sacrificed himself to let God forgive all of humanity's sins, so why is there still pain? Shouldn't God have banished the pain, and made everything much better for humans? And why does young children in Africa die in like every 3rd second?

what he said...

Athiests are athiests. doesn't matter. People can believe whatever the hell they want to. Doesn't bother me.

I honestly think that of all the religions in the world, athiests are probably doing the least damage.

Think about all the people dying over the years just because of some god we can't even see.

Now I am actually Jewish, so i DO believe in god. BUT I DONT CARE ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DONT!

In fact i respect them.

And also I had to remove a large chunk of that quote, do read, this guy puts it better than me :)