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I DID have sex with that woman... And you know why I can get away with it? Because I'm motherfuckin' president!

I would be honored to fall under the æEDæ radar

At 8/1/09 02:36 PM, Pounce wrote: I can't have sex

Isn't there an age of consent? And also, isn't it legal if your both under age?

Correct me if I'm wrong

Every time I see Fred I think a small bit of my soul disappears

this is going in my mental archive of most pointless thread

...fap...

then the russians should own space and africans should own the planet

disco has got to be one of the biggest fails of all time. it only lasted about 5 years and now everyone hates. the people who like it are failures

you send PMs in your sleep?

I can't seem to find the story online but I saw a story once on discovery where a guy stabbed his wife nineteen time and drowned her all while sleeping

this is your future

i take my camera into concerts all the time.

I think that it shouldn't be a big deal when people illegally download music but i personally believe that if you really support a band you like, you should pay the 99 cents for their shit.

and as for this idiot, if that kid wanted to listen to music so bad that he was will to pay that much money...
it's on god damn youtube people

also fox sucks

thats all i have to say here

make egg ham cheese and onion breakfast burritos

Just seeing the title of this thread made me actually laugh out loud

At 7/29/09 10:11 AM, Drildo wrote: Can you guys recommend me any horror movies that you think stand out?

I'm tired of all of this SAW shit and I wanna see some actually well made horror.

That was an opinion, get off of me.

Doesn't exist

Boosh boosh, stronger than a moose

Not very big in america but it is british so..

Well they came up with old gregg

Does anyone watch Tim and Eric Awesome Show?

That has GOT to be one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen.

some times when my friends and i troll wiki but they always delete it in 3 seconds

I was MIA from NG for a few years, and I looked back at some of my favorites when i got back. It's seriously stuff i would never favorite! I deleted it all though

At 7/31/09 12:05 AM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

At 7/31/09 12:04 AM, Munzy wrote:

At 7/31/09 12:01 AM, MudkipsPiano wrote: I remember when I got banned for saying "OMG LOL" in one post, and that's about it.

Ah yes,remembering...

NOT BRAGGING

REMEMBERING

right Malachy?

You're just asking for it....

Hahaha, it was meant in the best possible way.

At 7/31/09 12:01 AM, MudkipsPiano wrote: I remember when I got banned for saying "OMG LOL" in one post, and that's about it.

Ah yes,remembering...

NOT BRAGGING

REMEMBERING

right Malachy?

So General, what was your first memorable NG experience.

Do to cranky mods, the section of text that was here had to be removed...

So tell us, what were some of the n00bish things you did in the early days?

So General, what was your first memorable NG experience.

For me it was being B& on like my third day for letting a gentleman know that his body of text was beyond what my mind could consider absorbing (if ya know what i mean)

So tell us, what were some of the n00bish things you did in the early days?

...yes...

yikes... that's messed up in a few different ways

At 7/30/09 10:46 PM, Munzy wrote: This is really, really creepy... Find photos of cartoon characters in real life, and post them...

heres mine...

^100th post! I've been here since 07 i just lurk most of the time.

this will creep the fuck out of you. Trust me, before i saw this picture, i was filled with fuck.

This is really, really creepy... Find photos of cartoon characters in real life, and post them...

heres mine...

How is babby formed?

How is babby formed?

How girl get pregnant?

lollerskates i didn't see the end coming

Some of us are too lazy

They hacked accounts, posted CP, deleted topics, deleted accounts, rigged flashes, and a fuckload of annoying scum of the earth shit