I'll never beat my child. I was never beaten, and I turned out just fine, probably even better than kids who were hit.

The General Forum is also like that whore you knocked up and deserted because you don't want the meme-babies.

At 11/19/09 12:13 PM, Obvious-M wrote: I'm fucking sick of playing on Favela, and search and destroy, and you get some dicks just running to the spawn points and camping there. dickery. :(

Almost nothing has changed in that respect?

On a related note, what's everyone's favorite map?

I always thought we had plenty of holidays to stuff ourselves on. Plus days and weeks off, we do just fine :3.

A walk at night is pretty nice, quiet and peaceful.

At 11/18/09 05:34 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

At 11/18/09 05:31 PM, DrHood wrote:

Professional porn can just be downright funny sometimes with how ridiculous its dialog gets.

I like seeing how ridiculous the situation is to begin with BEFORE the sex.

Whatever you do, learn to teach yourself, don't rely on teachers or professors to tell you everything. Crack open a few up to-date books on the subject you're most interested in and read them, take notes. That way, when your class finally begins, you'll be a step ahead of everyone else and it'll be much easier because you took the time to teach yourself at your own pace. Autodidacts need to make a comeback.

I'm finally getting the game today, I'll be on tonight, all night!

For the 360, GT is WesternShadow for people who don't know.

The part in Deadspace where you had to protect your partner while she opened the door for you. You can consider it an escort/protect "someone who has a gun but still won't shoot" episode.

At 11/17/09 01:10 AM, Warforger wrote:

"Liberal activism groups attempted to silence Beck by pushing his advertisers to abandon his program,

It's always "Liberal" or "Conservative," why is it NEVER just plainly "Activism group?" Are people that paranoid and proud?

after he courageously pointed out Barack Obama's racism against white people and Obama's hatred of white culture."

And ED was the one that earned an Internet award? I call fraud.

Unproductive, though fun, time-waster.

At 11/16/09 10:54 PM, shabbo wrote: Call of Duty World at War.

That was what I got last year, it's a nice choice.

Not much, if anything at all.

What the fuck kind of question is this? NO.

I hate gimmick accounts.

One of the comments: The "No Fun League" strikes again.

When you ordered from another place at the same time and they both chase you for pizza treason.

Just another day in the life, eh?

Usually with wheat bread, and sometimes I'll ad some Fluff.

At 11/14/09 03:02 PM, TOEZ wrote: So you shot his pelvis off. That's almost not funny.

Then he ATE it.

I agree completely.

At 11/14/09 02:31 PM, Shikamarana wrote:

At 11/14/09 02:16 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote:

And the King laughed. Not because he had to, but because he had two.

Oh you clever person, you.

I laughed, seriously.

More sexual innuendo than irony. Real ad, by the way.

At 11/14/09 12:32 AM, Funkybob2 wrote:

At 11/14/09 12:29 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: The main difference is that the basis for Animal Farm is a metaphor for Communism.

Well, in all fairness, I think Orwell pretty much viewed Fascism and Communism in a "same shit, different asshole" kind of way.

We could say that in 1984, Fascism holds out and wins, as evident in the main characters eventual allegiance to Big Brother, whereas in Animal Farm everything changed for the better. Essentially we could say they're basically the same novels, with only slightly different concepts and endings.

The main difference is that the basis for Animal Farm is a metaphor for Communism.

At 11/13/09 05:59 PM, Tancrisism wrote:

An odd thing considering America has had a very dominant role in the entire world's history for the past 60 years. Perhaps it's denial.

Denial of what? If anyone's in denial, it's certain Americans' denial of the European influence on the United States practically since it's creation.

At 11/13/09 07:56 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: Recess? Sorry, but you can't be in elementary school and be browsing this site.

Schools have recess up until 8th grade. Most kids are 13 or 14 by then.

This thread is possessed...

By the UNFUNNY! WOWOWWOWOWOWO @_@

The Kite Eating Tree.