At 11/21/09 07:02 PM, evan210 wrote: Delete Syst- oh wait...

Don't be a pussy.

Delete fucking system 32, it's where spyware and viruses plant in.

Hey, can you rate my cock?

No, I didn't have sex yet and it's too much of a risk.

They make sims for everything, don't they?

I wan b gay

At 11/21/09 02:38 PM, LTmatt wrote:

At 11/21/09 02:36 PM, Jackdabomb wrote:

At 11/21/09 02:34 PM, schoolboy11 wrote: but the doctor didn't think a 70-year-old lady with absolutely no English knowledge would know how to finger a person.

teehee

Took the words out of my mouth.

I second this motion.

At 11/21/09 06:36 PM, Arsonist50 wrote: Dark Tranquility

Dark Tranquility is amazing.

Also Kataklysm.

Just about everything, I watch movies once a year if that.

Probably In Flames, if you're asking Genuine metal.

At 11/3/09 08:19 PM, Canas wrote: I SWEAR TO CHRIST SHEELA IF YOU DON'T MAKE TACOS TONIGHT IM GOING TO STAB OUR KID IN THE FACE

You, sir, have just made my day.

You're definitely Japanese because you watch anime and can actually spell it.

At 11/3/09 09:08 PM, scotty13 wrote: yo

Get out.

At 10/31/09 08:19 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote:

At 10/31/09 08:17 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote:

At 10/31/09 08:15 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: Tell us if anything comes of it. Such as your house being fucked up, or the police showing up. Who knows.

That would really make this thread funny.

Well one of the things that made it funny was that her whole family was crowded up in the street right afterwards talking about something seriously. The girl looked like she was going to cry.

I was laughing so hard I was crying.

Take your laptop with you when they drag you into the middle of the street and beat you. How many people are we talking about?

13.

By the way, it's a little thing that me and my brother make fun of, because it's an inside joke, but it was pretty clear that you guys could see the evilness anyway.

By the way, I think I am so cool for doing that. I'm going to tell all of my friends and get laid,.

At 10/31/09 08:15 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: Tell us if anything comes of it. Such as your house being fucked up, or the police showing up. Who knows.

That would really make this thread funny.

Well one of the things that made it funny was that her whole family was crowded up in the street right afterwards talking about something seriously. The girl looked like she was going to cry.

I was laughing so hard I was crying.

At 10/31/09 08:12 PM, Samen wrote: All I see is a guy throwing up, am I missing something?

Well, I was just there to fuck up everyone's time.

Happy motherfucking Halloween.

I did the most cruel fucking thing to a trick or treater.

By the way, if you are in any case Emetophobic, I suggest not clicking on the following link.

I basically pasted this picture in Microsoft Word with the bottom saying "LOL" and printed it out. I proceeded, with the candy, to put it in a little girl's bag. It was obvious though, because she looked at it right away after that. Her parents stared at my house, angrily.

I think it's fucking hilarious.

And yes, I'm a dick.

I don't even understand how a 10 year old could have hormones like that. I didn't even know what a penis was until I was 12!

At 10/30/09 06:10 PM, Ejit wrote: Should terrorists and Orientals be allowedto have custom internet addresses?

No.

Aww.

Nice save mah boy. Respect.

Make no sense.

Mai brain r hurtin.

Lord of the Flies was fucking amazing.

Is the economy THAT bad?

People = Shit.

Agnry.

MS Paint is pretty good. Lots of filter effects. Except, though, you have to create them.

At 10/24/09 07:44 PM, DaShadowz wrote: well, i'm going to be a real douche and point out all the letters of the alphabet are in teh dictionary, so....

bcdfghjklmpqrstvwxz

You forgot n.

I got permabanned for being racist towards blacks.

Oh well, lol

At 8/22/09 02:37 AM, Sinitech wrote: Huge tits are disgusting.

I thinks they're awesomes.

At 10/20/09 07:19 PM, Eye8UrBrains wrote: get this and get this now, girls are sympathetic. She'll eventially get over it

But... but she almost kicked me in mai ballz...

Again, I fail at attempting to flirt with girls.

I was talking with this hot girl for 2 months, and I was right about to ask her out, because it was obvious that she liked me too.

But today, it all changed when she saw me watch this, and I was laughing so hysterically hard I couldn't breathe.

She thinks I'm a total asshole, along with her friends.

Shit.