I remember the post with that hat in it
sorry but bad mistake posting a picture of yourself
everyones just ging to be evil and critisise you

but you don't look bad, good luck on the date!

probaly something like hostel 2 very gory makes you wince
but 28 weeks later is kind of grusome especially the scene where hes killing his wife
evil dead 2 is so funny : ) ive played the game thought it was quite good but the movie was so incrediably crap- made in 1980s but still they got lazy

i love warhammer ^_^ collect tau and dark angels- all painted to perfection :3

lezbian walks into a weight watchers meeting- the guy there started lecturing people that they are what you eat

lezbian stands up. "are you calling me a cunt?"

about a 5 not as bad as some of the others still freakin hurt had to wake up for school >.< i had a variety of drinks we all just brang somthing different and started passing it around, damn light weights

i must be a 10!
nahh what am i? about a 2?

wow i very much like your first piece very nice style

sorry about your dog : (

anime kids..? how can you tell thats a child? also sorry to say but it's incrediably crap no resemblance to anime what so ever

ermm.. so much detail using only mspaint? lol come on.. nobody puts that much effort onto paint photoshop is just.. essential
in the style of "my self portrait.." ok then... basically ragged lines no sense of shading or proportion a random doodle... but hey this was done quite quickly
and.. is this against the rules? ive just going to go ahead and say it- about 4 different people use this account all the time- constantly logged on in this downstairs computer- the lounge- and the two beedrooms

so some posts will come from two 13 year olds one 16 year old and myself anonymous
i normally never post in the art forum and try to just read and look at others art, matt is the artist really so i will ask him for a decent picture sometime soon

as for the jack-o-lantern... probaly dave if you inspect the picture theres no blend and hes probaly just used paint for it so if any mods see this if it bothers you then delete it
oh and i will personally make sure no more poor mspaint drawings are submitted here- in future if you see me post and theres a hell of a lot of "lols" and smileys around its probaly just dave whos on most of the time.. depositing experience
sorry about that

sorry for the pixels- the original was v small so i got it zoomed 2x lol now the pixels are huge but still

still ms paint

that are one gigantic penor

etiquette is nice in a girl- looks do not really matter then again you don't have to shag their personality

all guys like different types of girls, but on the whole i'd only date a girl if she does not look like a complete freak

ah the blender part and the woman- open the blender mash it to make her walk over- what to do with the draw the knife and dial thing on the wall?

... ingrown toe nail
i had that and it was not painful at all
some painkillers then he got some scissors and cut under neath the nail. full stop, i doubt he put it through your toe stop over exagerating somtimes the cure can be worse than the disease but hey its quicker

this new flash game- the visitor can anybody talk me through it plz? its a good game so far and i can't get past this part any help would be appreciated

no gtfo of newgrounds!!!

ermmm take advantage of little girls ^_^
hopefully ill be high or drunk through most of it

i love you you mentioned steve! lol what about the blob? kermit kombat... dont put the paladin series in its completely crap but dont forget BBBB

anime is the greatest thing man has come up with

2good2bforgotten
lol!
how old are you?- the guy who made this thread?

one two. hes coming for you....

i want to get stoned?

name of the thread?

fail.. what he said ^

rap= FUCKING NOT MUSIC TALKING TO A BEAT AGRH ITS HORRIBLE AND 50 CENT IS A FUCKING RETARD

metal- nice, really aweosme can't go wrong with metal

ARGUMENT FROM BEAUTY, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (II)
(1) Isn't that baby/sunset/flower/tree beautiful?
(2) Only God could have made them so beautiful.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM MIRACLES (I)
(1) My aunt had cancer.
(2) The doctors gave her all these horrible treatments.
(3) My aunt prayed to God and now she doesn't have cancer. then the treatments worked!!!!!
(4) Therefore, God exists.

MORAL ARGUMENT (I)
(1) Person X, a well-known Atheist, was morally inferior to the rest of us. huh?
(2) Therefore, God exists.

MORAL ARGUMENT (II)
(1) In my younger days I was a cursing, drinking, smoking, gambling, child-molesting, thieving, murdering, bed-wetting bastard.
(2) That all changed once I became religious. not quite
(3) Therefore, God exists.

wow what a great little coplex nugget of horse shit
i belive in god but all these arguments just annoy me.. what is their problem

... your blonde

being depressed or feeling sorrow for yourselfare very un attractive qualitys i found that out the hard way! anyways never apologise to much

dont do that

GTFO

-win

your like 8 years old are you not? can't belive its not butter made me lol- evaluation... your not even in highschool are you

PARAGRAPHS

not hard

are they

anyways you should not be afraid to punch somebody its quite fun you have no idear how fun it is to just crack alittle nerdy guy int he face.. ah good times

done on mspain...

paint can be a good program to use ffs lol just do it pixel by pixel and get your proportion right

ffs dont make the lines so jagged dont be lazy- 100 pictures like this will not be bearable