At 11/9/09 06:31 PM, Master117chief wrote:

"110bon0".

I see..."Boner"

I WIN

He sure does. Boner forever <3333

You get girlfriends in high school by these few AWESOME winning steps.

STEP ONE: You cannot be fat, and be a little attractive. But you also need an amazing personality.

STEP TWO: Talk to girls. All of them.

STEP THREE: Befriend girls. DO NOT GET FRIENDZONED.

STEP FOUR: Fuck them.

At 11/4/09 12:46 AM, Gagsy wrote: God what happened to being 14 and hanging out behind shop alleys smoking a quick cigerette while on the lookout for anyone you might know you and catch you smoking, then sipping on some soda.

It's only been three years and I miss doing things like that =[

I went to the mall today. The fucking Christmas tree was in preparation of being put up. I raged.

It was dumb. I went to my local Cinemark to see Evil Dead 2. The fucking company that was supposed to mail the reel to the company never did. So as I was leaving with my friend I seen three kids about the age of 12 or 13. I got in my car, took off my pants (kept on my boxers though) and pulled up next to them and got out of the car. I yelled at them "THIS IS MY MISCHIEF NIGHT PRANK" and proceeded to drive away.

Worst prank I ever thought of, ever.

I never poop in school. Nor anywhere else but my own home. If you're a regular pooper in school, you should bring your own toilet paper.

You know, not only do you have to buy the power mat, but also these little things you attach to your electronic device that allows them to charge. They cost $30 each. So not only are you paying for $100 for the mat, but $30 per little charging device.

T_T I'm sorry..

The 13th floor in Philly is a myth. I live in South Jersey (Gloucester County Area). I heard myths about that place since I was a kid. It's fake, it's not real. Sorry to be a fun killer, but it's just a little myth that all the kids put on here. I heard people talking about it since I was five or so, and still hear them today. How "It's so scary you pass out", "They actually try to knock you out", "They're allowed to beat you up", ect. Sorry to kill the fun, but the place doesn't exist.

Dick flavored.

I've had an iPod current gen classic for 2 years. iTunes is a terrible program and pain in the ass, but I love my 80 gigs of storage. <3

I honestly wouldn't want weed legal. It's more fun of doing it as a "secret" thing or whatever. I love how it is now. Me and my friends get together, and roll up a dutch. It's a nice excuse to get together. And we all put in for our part. But if it's legal..it'd be available all the time. Not as fun =/

This morning I had Sugar Smacks. They were so cash.

It looks like a bad show. Seth's got talent, he proved this in the older Family Guy episodes (before the non-sequitur gags kicked in). Fox see's though that his shows are what America wants to watch, so he provides them.

This whole scenario sounds fake. It sounded plausible until you said "Then we'll rub on butts on his face until it's smelly". You sound like your ten. You don't know where Seth lives. You fail at life.

I don't care what anyone says, the main riff in Creeping Death by Metallica is my favorite riff of all time.

I drew a dick on my toaster strudel once. My mom saw it and laughed. Then my brother saw it and said i like frosty dicks D:

System Of A Down when they were together. No hands down.

Look, just go up and talk to her. Ask her questions. Women love small talk.

At 9/8/09 01:24 AM, theshadowwolf wrote:

At 9/8/09 01:19 AM, AniMetal wrote:

Bring me the horizon is the worst band ever.

I agree to this more than I've agreed to anything in my life. Foronce, someone hates that shitty band as much as I do <3

I did it. It's not really worth it. Plus I wanted to lose my virginity to someone I loved. That can never happen now.

Have sex with this girl Chelsea.

She's hawt and wants my cock.

My dick is ten dollars long. And thirty quarters to the end of the light.

I'm a bit religious. With Jesus and all. But the idea of living forever...scares me. Honestly, isn't there ever a complete end where we can just rest for awhile?

My brain hurts from reading this.

At 8/7/09 12:43 PM, Blackfang wrote: I'd watch out if this was cuming towards you.

/thread.

You won the thread. God damn how did no one see that coming.

I'd ask him if he ever had sex with his children.

Can't we respect Billy Mays?

BY YELLING REAL LOUD!?

No I don't think so. All my posts are scattered throughout the year. I've never done a ton of posting at one time.

At 8/7/09 12:21 PM, Lightshade850 wrote: So like everyone else, you thought he was a a Pedophile before he died. Now that he died, all you hypocrites want to call him a hero. You people make me fucking sick.

Sort of true. Many people thought he fucked kids but still loved his music. But the fact after they call him a sick fuck and want him to burn in hell, now call him a hero? It's a bit wrong =\