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Fisty McPaedophile

It's hilarious because it's actually someone's real name.

This guy obviously lives in New Jersey

So why do we all want to see disturbing flash cartoons? The fact that noone bothers to dig these things up again is because they're pointless anyway

People are gonna be annoyed when they realise that this particular installment of "christian camp" was actually something created for an episode of Law & Order...

I guess suck it is some macho way of saying "hello there, i am a straight man who has declared that you be my bithc as i have just beaten you in some form of verbal jousting, hairy sweaty man wrestling, or maybe even armed combat! Therefore, i am going to hint that you are possibly gay by saying "suck it" as you are also a man, who knows that they are straight, you will see this as an insult and i will see it as a great way of winding you up, making me a complete douchebag."

At 11/8/09 12:17 PM, sandmanstaysawake wrote: The Old Testament.

Agreed

At 11/8/09 03:39 AM, Ranchero wrote: Too old, do not want.

whatever happened to midlife crisis?

There are toilets on overseas oil rigs that are used especially for certain divers who need to sit in a depressurised room after a dive for 3 days because of the exces nitrogen in their bodies, they have a special toilet that when flushed creates a massive powerful vacuum that sucks whatever was in the toilet out with no mess whatsoever (it even tears off stains!) Of course, one certain diver was feeling particularily ill at the time, and pressed the several levers needed to flush it whilst still siting down, this resulted in him being stuck to the seat and his insides being pulled out through his body, killing him instantly. Try pissing in that toilet!

You've just got to keep an eye out, when i was on this site a while back you usually see them quite frequently, the server is very quickly updated and if something is so terribad that everyone blams it then the likelihood is that the vote percentage (combined with the majority of NG's experience and blam points) will fill up very quickly and it will often go so quickly past the verge of death to blamming that it can happen in the time it takes to refresh the page....But also, would you really need to see them? I guess everyone goes there anyway just to spam their blam points.

At 11/7/09 06:04 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 11/7/09 05:58 AM, AdY886 wrote: I`ve got some serious back pains since last Saturday and I can barely move,at every move in my back is like hell
What can I do?i`ve tried everything,even exercise but its a lot badder if i exercise and my doctor is stupid,he just give me some pills and the end but its still hurting

try laying on the floor
if its still bad after awhile, maybe ask your doctor for stretches you can do, if its a muscle problem, if not,uhh, i dunno, drink?

A muscle problem after a week? It would be nice if we knew how it started :P could have trapped a nerve or something.=, but yes, a doctor's appointment would be the best step i think.

To be fair, if you have a suspicion that is that well founded with that much evidence, you should tell her to take a walk, also seeing that your gf seems like a bit of a "sociopath" and your friend is a bit messed up in the head for hiting her in the face, mind you, this could mean that your friend is really loyal which i doubt, because most males jump at the chance for sex.

Hmmm Conundrum.