Alright, now that I made a triumphant comeback (well for now at least), I was just wondering how you guys would handle a love letter written to you by a homosexual. I kid you not, some guy in my swimming class gave me a really weak and odd poem yesterday morning, including such classic lines as "la sacoche de mon coeur" (wich literally means the purse of my heart, don't ask me what the hell that means) and other not so interesting and downright frightening passages.
The guy just downright gave it to me, not saying a word, then went away before I could even comprehend why he was giving me an enveloppe. If it matters, the guy is absolutely horrendous and dosen't talk for shit, your basic total loser. Anytime I see him outside of class he's either in the library or just standing outside of it.
Oh yeah, and I'm not gay. I LIKE GIRLS! BOOBIES! VAGINA! CURVY HIPS! ALL OF IT!
So what should I do with this? Nicely turn him down, kick his ass, publicly denounce him, etc.
Keep in mind I have nothing against queers, but gay or not, you don't just give someone a love letter without even getting to know the person beforehand. Honestly, I think a girl wouldv'e been more disgusted in this situation than me because of the sheer unatractiveness of the guy. This is probably what bugs me the most, that he just dropped this all in one shot. Sure, I,d be pretty freaked out any other way, but the fact that he never hinted or naything makes this 10x worse.
Man, it sucks being a queer magnet. Believe it or not this is the second time this happens to me. Dunno why, I don't look gay or anything, and I especially don't act like one.