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Lol, I seldomly (not a word i made it up) use Y!A and I asked "how to measure your fist for mma gloves"

if that is a good or stupid question let me know please

There were two answers:

A guy gave me a website to tell me how to measure my fist, (chose as best answer)

Another guy:

"go to the store and try some on..."

REALLY? If it was that simple, would I have asked this question? Like for fuck sake, I may be dumb sometimes, but good lord, if it was that simple I wouldn't have even asked.

All pop music, all rap/hip hop, and all country, except T-Swift. And I hope no one says Screamo is bad, I mean I don't like it, but People consider Five Finger Death Punch as screaming, but you have to listen to more than one song. And at least Five Finger Death Punch's songs have meaning.

At 12/19/11 01:14 AM, MrMeD wrote: If they're fat and lazy, chances are they won't be leaving till they're married out.

which sucks.

At 12/19/11 01:07 AM, Dogmeat wrote: Beat her when your parents aren't around.

Ha, yeah right. Shes like, three times the size of me (width wise). Im 5'10" 150 lbs in muay thai and jiu jitsu, so yeah I could if I wanted to, which is why she doesnt hit me or start fights with me anymore

At 12/19/11 01:05 AM, Xyresic wrote: 1) Get a job
2) Wait 5 years
3) Move out
4) Don't complain on NG, I can assure you no one cares

Yeah I knew no one would care, I was waiting for that post. My 16th bday (march) im definitely gettinga job. And I cant wait 5 years. Especially if my lazy asshole sister still lives at home for like another 3-5.

doesnt this relate to video games? Isnt there a sub forum for that?

And like all of the other people, who gives two shits?

definitely not me.

At 12/19/11 01:00 AM, Winrar1337 wrote:

At 12/19/11 12:55 AM, MRK15 wrote: (No, Im not committing suicide, either.)

Have you considered homicide?

Yeah. Im going to be an insane murderer hyped up on cocaine and weed and im going to murder my family.

No, Im not considering homicide lmao

Bitch and complain about my life. No I'm not emo, my life is actually really good right now. BUT, I have two lazy as fuck sisters who wont get out of my house. One of them is 20 (turning 21 in january.) Kso, this one is the worst of the two. She fucking eats all of my food, and is the laziest piece of shit ever. All I ask her to do (I asked nicely) to PLEASE keep my bathroom door shut, because my puppy goes in there and goes through my garbage, or shits in there. And about my food, she eats everything that is not hers, like my dad one time went to an expensive restraunt and bought like a 20-30 dollar steak, she fucking ate his leftovers. And along with eating all of the food, she's always walking around belching or farting, which is truly disgusting. Now about my 18 year old sister. SHE WONT DO SHIT. She spends all of her time in her room, and the only time she comes out is to eat. What should I do to be an only child for once in my life, NG? I cant stand this anymore. (No, Im not committing suicide, either.)

Ohh I see. Thanks

Too much text for a quote, so whoever replied to me, thank you. (i forgot the poster's name)

At 12/19/11 12:05 AM, jeremynative wrote:

At 12/19/11 12:04 AM, JellyTea wrote:

At 12/19/11 12:04 AM, MrMeD wrote: Either OP is trolling or really fucking stupid.

Or thirteen and new to the internet.

there r thousands of 13 yr olds on newgrounds...n im not new 2 the internet. i play mw2 on xbox live all tha time

...I think it's stupidity.

Jesus Christ, there is spelling and grammar of a fucking 3 year old in the OP's post.

Here's a pro tip, stop being a freak, get some cool clothes, do your hair, brush your teeth, get some Nikes, say dawg a lot, and you'll be so cool.

I did that, got a girlfriend, and I was the coolest shit at school when I came back after that weekend.

Instead of a rap OP, you should cut off your penis and give it to her in a heart-shaped box.

" insert small clever message here" if you go out with me

At 12/18/11 11:07 PM, Grubby wrote:

Also LOL age 69.

I thought the same thing.

Now, please don't troll me, I understand N Korea and S Korea have been fighting, and I guess the Korea's didn't like us (who doesnt, lol trolls and haters) but like, why is this so good? What did he do that was so bad?

shit, because when it is diarrhea, its liquid.

...Scared the shit out of me last night.
Some woman screamed bloody murder at 11:20 PM last night when i was asleep. God damn I almost lost control of my bowel movement.

she must have broke a nail while making sammiches in the kitchen.

Do you have rude neighbors?

I want to learn how to play a guitar, or maybe vocal lessons so I can sing. start a band

OR

start MMA competition.

after july '12, it would be one full year of starting muay thai/JiuJitsu

At 12/17/11 09:42 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote:

At 12/17/11 09:14 PM, punkdudesmosh wrote: DUDE ITS FINE. YOU DOnt want to risk AIDS or haven a KID!!!!!!!!!!!

You type like my dad.

Your dad types like my Grandma.

Sad face..

Your grandma types like my cat.

your cat types like my balls

uidehuiwiuhhu78yyhuhhuihu lolwut
High.

At 12/17/11 08:27 PM, Scarface wrote:

At 12/17/11 08:24 PM, Luis wrote: Thats MINE.

I could picture you shouting that at her.

Lmao you beat me to it.

And to OP, jokes on you, I dont have a girlfriend!

not gay, just currently single, damn trolls.

boxers. Every man needs his space.

+1 comfortability.

yes I made a new word.

Yeah, I think popeyes tried something similiar, which made for a pretty funny (slightly racist) video. If I remember right, Oprah pimped the fuck out of the discount and caused a shitstorm of people running out for fried chicken.

The reporter was the cream filling.

At 12/17/11 06:28 AM, tzusch wrote: Coincidence that those cities' populations are largely made up of blacks?

Bunch of bloods and cripts is what it is. And if not them, then it's two other rival gangs. May be stereotypical, but most blacks are in gangs. (from my experience.)

Let's bring Biggie Smalls back to the end of 2011 here. In one of his songs, he says something about not mixing... "Like two dicks and no bitch, find yourself in serious shit."

Im sorry, but gay marriage is disgusting. I am a major troll here, and Im going to get trolled here, but what if Im in the bathroom, and a homosexual goes to the urinal right next to me, and looks at my penis the whole time I'm urinating? Would that bother you too? And don't lie to protect gay marriage. You would be sickened out too.

Im surprised Las Vegas isnt on there. I mean, I live in the NW part of LV, but downtown by the strip (specifically, by the stratosphere), that place is fucking scary.

OK, first of all, I did not/could not find any sports sections, so do not troll me.

HERE IS HOW IT WORKS:
Post a match up, and the next person posts their answer on who would win, and then they post a match up of their own. I will start.

(It could be a title fight, or a regular 3-round fight.)

George St.Pierre vs Anderson Silva, 5 round championship fight in MW division. Go.