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At 7/2/12 11:15 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote:

At 7/2/12 11:02 PM, MRK15 wrote: This may be disrespectful for my cousin, but what a dumbass.

For someone who made a thread for his dead cousin, you seem to be flip flopping on what you think of him.

Respect the dead.

You're right. Idk I mean that's terrible that he died, for like the only cousin on my mother's side I actually hung out with, but like with the proof that we have, how he died, what time he died, where he died... If it was like a raging river than you'd have to think to stay away, you know? I'm not trying to troll, but lets think about it! Idk what happened, but still.

That's what we're saying about the 'Paranormal Activity' franchise, but yet there's a 4th one coming out in october.

Big balls!

and Im just ITCHING to tell you about them.

Ok so the autopsy reveals (obviously) that he was drowned, and there were no signs of foul play. This may be disrespectful for my cousin, but what a dumbass. AT LEAST die with your damn shoes on smfh.

At 7/2/12 02:56 AM, GoodFish wrote: Rest in Peace.

Lol shit that scared me

At 7/2/12 02:43 AM, Painbringer wrote:

At 7/2/12 02:34 AM, MRK15 wrote: And what if, very very unlikely but a possibility, that isn't his body and he's alive somewhere?

You're right about one thing: It is a "very very unlikely" possibility.

Chances are that him missing really means he's dead.

If he's not dead then why would he be missing?

Yeah I'm sure that's him. He would probably be missing because, well, he wasn't the best child a mother would be proud of... A troublemaker, maybe he wanted to just go away or maybe he was mad or something, I'm not positive

At 7/2/12 02:26 AM, Painbringer wrote: I don't really know how you feel.

But I would be just as worried and desperate for closure if I were in your position.

I hope my little bit of empathy helps.

I know what you mean, but like, I've only hung out with him only one time. And what if, very very unlikely but a possibility, that isn't his body and he's alive somewhere? I mean that's a plus, but still, I can't really feel sad or anything if I don't really know him, you know?

At 7/2/12 02:20 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 7/2/12 01:57 AM, mothballs wrote: I think your uncle has some pretty awesome facial hair

yeah

just imagine how much skill and technique is required to not shave for a few days

badass

LOL I was thinking the same thing, and on the same note, that's not even my uncle haha

At 7/2/12 02:16 AM, GuerrilleroHeroico wrote:

At 7/2/12 01:45 AM, MRK15 wrote: My aunt&uncle are 100% positive that's his body, but they won't be sure until tomorrow or Tuesday.

Wait what? They're 100% positive but they're not sure?

What I mean is they know it's his body, but the police have to do a test before they can assume I mean for all they know he could still be living, chilling in a tree

At 7/2/12 02:07 AM, Darthdenim wrote: Well, that's unfortunate.

What the hell else do you want me to say?

Good point... Idk why I posted this but oh well, too late. Did this story make you hungry too?

At 7/2/12 01:57 AM, mothballs wrote: I think your uncle has some pretty awesome facial hair

Being honest here, that's not my uncle... He's a redneck, but that's not my uncle... And no, like I'm just wondering what you guys think, because I somewhat care, but all these possibilities of how he died is making me confused. What do you guys think?

At 6/27/12 11:58 PM, VJF wrote:

All country songs by Dickfaced Rednecks (meaning all country music sucks)

This. Simply this.

My cousin, who lives in Utah, went on a family trip up to Idaho this last weekend. My cousin, Robby, went out of the truck to probably take a piss. The next morning my uncle realized he was gone. Earlier today, stories have said they found a body. My aunt&uncle are 100% positive that's his body, but they won't be sure until tomorrow or Tuesday. They say that the body was found about 2 miles away down by the riverbed, so it's most likely he died by drowning, and his body was pretty beat up.

"story" of him missing

Here's some more of the story, talking from my aunt

I wasn't too close with my little cousin, we hung out like once. He seemed pretty cool, but he was a little bit of a troublemaker. If this is his body, which I'm 100% sure it is too, at least my aunt has closure.

Please don't troll, but what do you guys think of this?

ZOLTAN OPEN THE SKY!

do straight vodka. First time I did that I felt so warm inside. And light headed thats all I remember. Then another time I drank vodka and smoked a bunch of green. Ohhh my. Best ever

even though I can't remember that night besides from smoking and drinking...

MMA

It really depends... Sometimes if its those lumpy ones that hurt your hole really bad, those one i push. But when its a big greasy shit or diarrhea, it comes right out.

At 1/26/12 01:48 AM, jjjkuk wrote: Try sparking a conversation with her about how the class is going without you.

Lol Im too dumb to never have thought about this before. Finally a serious, non-trolling answer. Thanks! I'll keep you guys updated on what goes on tomorrow and the next few days. As of now, bed time

At 1/26/12 12:27 AM, MR-DOS wrote: But the annoying mexican chick is HOT.

A lot of people seem to think so apparently.

With a giant ass mouth too

TONY ROBBINS HUNGRY

The most annoying show to ever air is Modern Family. That shit is fucking annoying.

I don't know what could be more funny than an annoying mexican chick, and two fudgepackers. If anyone can find a show that annoys me more than this show, You will receive a prize.

Hate bein a troll, but i dont think anyone really cares...

Lol. Okay for the person up there, I'm turning 16 in march. I dont lie. Go be a troll somewhere else. Im just going to take it slow, im going in tomorrow to her class (before it starts) and since I was in the class before, my teacher will (hopefully) be chill, I'll just be like, hi, text me or something, get a number, walk to class.

Since you guys are trolls im just going to do my own thing.

At 1/25/12 08:29 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote:

At 1/25/12 07:18 PM, MRK15 wrote:

Today, I saw her walking with this fat mulatto kid, who "flirts" with EVERY GIRL. (and he fails miserably at it.)

So then what are you worried for?

Ahh. I see now....

I love the trolls in this thread. Anyway, in my above post, I meant BOARD not bed. Lol that was embarrassing. Anyway, I don't know what to do... If she's friends with a lot of guys that's cool, but with a guy that flirts with every single girl he talks to makes me uneasy, and she's a really nice girl.. If my old geometry teacher doesnt try to kick me out when I walk in the door, Im talking to her tomorrow.

At 1/25/12 07:38 PM, desert116 wrote:

At 1/25/12 07:23 PM, MRK15 wrote: I dont think she does, she's really shy

In that case the best course of action is to walk up to her and something along: "Hi, you might not remember me, but we were in the same geometry class and I think your TOTALLY SO HOT but anyway I would like to have wild kinky sex with you."

100% work guarantee.

Im going to try this. Tomorrow. I'm going to write it on the white board because my old geo teacher liked me, so Im going to ask her if I can right on her bed

This means I can finally use that condom in my wallet guys! :D

Not if she has a fetish for such a thing, if she does you're fucked.

I dont think she does, she's really shy

At 1/25/12 07:20 PM, georgesodini wrote: dont worry OP

so long as the mulato kid is ugly or doesnt have a HUGE penis, you are okay and he will be friendzoned

He's fat. Is that good enough?

about this is making my head explode. So, about a week or two ago, there was a new girl who came to my geometry class about two weeks ago from Florida. She is SO GORGEOUS. like omg. So, in an attempt to talk to her, I get nothing but cock blocked by my mexican friend. About a week later, I took my geometry final, and bombed it. My mom took me out of geometry, so most of my communication with her is cut. Today, I saw her walking with this fat mulatto kid, who "flirts" with EVERY GIRL. (and he fails miserably at it.) So I am pissed but scared because I wouldn't mind dating her for a while, but I'm scared if she took up interest in this kid or someone else. Help :(

and that's why everyone says:

"the movie is always different from the book"