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Family and friends are very nice, but not as nice as drugs.

Can you get this shit in the states?

That man is a hero.

I'm sure someone has enough time to waste to read this whole damn thing, maybe someone who plays WoW.

Angry video game nerd sucks in general

It depends if her penis is bigger than mine.

Generic WRPG protagonist

We aren't at war with Cuba, so we can't make peace with Cuba. An embargo has nothing to do with peace.

Not only did you screw up your computer, but you paid for programs that are available for free on the internet.
:Ha Ha HA

Today was National Gay Silence Day, where people did not talk in order to respect gays.

Someone has been smoking too much reefer.

You could always kill your parents.

I don't like Street Fighter, if that is what SF stands for.

Wait till Halloween, then put it out with the other candy for the little kids to eat.

Never heard of her, before this point.

We should all vote for a curse word.

$250, shit you can get a real instrument for that much. The Beatles would probably have wanted you to bought a guitar and weed with that money. I don't count Paul as a Beatle.

Send to Microsoft, get a new one. That is of course if your warranty is still valid.

Death just seems so absurd that it is hilarious in my eyes.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!

At 4/13/09 11:54 PM, Venomyz wrote:

At 4/13/09 11:44 PM, MrFrizzleFry wrote: Somebody has been sitting too close to the tv.

more like to the computer

For the sake of the joke, I don't think it makes much of a difference.

At 4/13/09 11:56 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote:

At 4/13/09 11:56 PM, yodd wrote: And what music do you listen to? Your name resembles "Bring Me The Horizon" which is the worst band that has ever been categorized as metal. Hopefully that isn't what you're into.

Every 21st century band classified as metal sucks ass.

I'll just leave this here.

At 4/13/09 11:51 PM, Pounce wrote: I'd give FFXII a 3/10

The graphics made it a 5/10

FFX2 or FF12?

I need to know if graphics meant sexy ladies or not.

I thought it said phallicosarurus.

It's called an ipod, buy one and shut the fuck up.

Somebody has been sitting too close to the tv.

I heard smoking helps you overcome caffeine addictions. So go to the store, and buy a pack of Marlboros, you won't be complaining about the amount of soda you drink for long.

At 4/13/09 11:32 PM, simon wrote:

At 4/13/09 11:30 PM, MrFrizzleFry wrote: The best guitar ever made is the plastic one that comes with guitar hero.

I quite like these better.

Are those custom or are they commercially available. I don't own guitar hero, I am just kind of curious.

want a cookie?

The best guitar ever made is the plastic one that comes with guitar hero.