one) how did you get up to take a dump and decide to take a piss instead?

but, hypothetically, if this was real:

go into the same stall with a big marker and write

LIAM MADE BANG BANG RIGHT HERE

annomymous, funny, revenge, publicity. perfect.

bold, my friend, very bold.

unfortunately this will probably go unnoticed. your effort is of good nature nonetheless.

Keep fighting the Good fight, man.

i think they generally recorded their stories in bas relief (flat sculptures) like around the parthenon and stuff and also around vases. but i dont think it came out of a book. they just told stories and then recorded them via art.

am i right?

hey i have a question.

i have a friend owning an ipod and he said it somehow knows if you got the songs illegally or could detect it came from a fileshare program, and therefore wont load them?

1.is this true?
2.if so, can the zune get around this robocop anti-piracy warning thing

im willing to spring for either than can take files from limewire(85% of my files)

good thing you "dont give a shit"

because we dont want any of your shit

its just something else we have to wipe and flush

threads that tempt female nudity often succeed

next time wait in your room with bags full of carrots, onions, and diced chicken

and next time you hear thump thump thump run over and throw them in the water and turn on the jets and yell

WHO WANTS SOME FUCK SOUP

thats a good looking cello propped up in the corner there ozcar

do you play or is that just a decoration?

i was sort of screwed up in my first attempts at masturbation

i used to masturbate to dave matthews band.

no hear me out. i would just turn on a song and see how long it took me to feel pleasure. it was like my little timer and that was the only cd i owned

i just always used to think it was a tiny splash of pee comming out because i worked it too hard or something. yeah i wasnt very good but i learned through process of elimination.

the method i used to use was not much unlike how one starts a fire. how you spin that little stick with two hands? yeah that on my penis. i dont know i sort of just was really bad at it.

whenever i picture abortion clinics, i picture them doing that to a fetus instead of a copy machine. and then it makes me laugh and then somehow im insensative?

sounds like you need to hop on the amateur audio portal or something.
and for real man, for up and comming bands just myspace it.
not as harsh criticism and just as much exposure.

i saw some newer episodes on adult swim, heres my quesiton

what is up with floory?

since when is the floor a freaking character. he doesnt do anything! he just has his little lsd eyes and sometimes he swallows a child from the playhouse gang and they are never heard from agian. worst character

its back. for the month of october.

that frenzy that makes you stuff your face a little faster, monopoly.

i usually dont buy into this hooplah because its all a scam, but i have potential now
the first day i sat down with a drink and nugglets, i got 3/4 of the railroads

if you happen to come across SHORT LINE RAIL ROAD. contact me. any way
pm, aim, carrier pidgeon, morse code. do it. ill make you an offer you cant refuse

where you guys are, do you have certain restaurants where they have wings that are so hot you have to sign a wavier to eat? ive never tempted it just because the wavier makes me nervous but i am for certain that i could best it.

i think they buy your wings or something if you eat them all? i dont know exactly

it appeared in the pauly shore movie biodome

and really makes me want to reproduce with bunnies

contract an infectious disease

mono puts you out for a good month

kiss like the wind young soldier!

look at that mighty spider-bulge

id like that thing to shoot webs all over my chin

there are clever pneumonic ways of working around the mystery username stealer

PH and F are interchangable

S and Z

and plus you totally ghetto flavor it up.

fo sho

if i had a stalker id kind of feel a little honored

oh yeah and sometimes i go on red herring threads to throw off potential stalkers

thats why ill occasionally look at the male porn thread....and thats the only reason....you dont know me.....i can feel your eyes......

SPURTSPURTSPURTSPURTSPURT

the funniest part is probably that someone

before comedic voiceovers

was absolutely serious about this. makes it funnier. people jerk off to that.

how hiliarious to think about

HATE CRIME

there should really be a standard 52 card deck with the NG tank on the back.

id purchase

i heard if you put this floppy disk up into your gooch you can see the 4th dimension

EITHER

ploping your face down on freshly freshly cut grass

or

vinegar on a food like french fries. its so intense and excites the nose and oh baby.

in order to really solve this problems you should delete your accounts and get friends.

real ones, not e-friends.

well i hope there is a big party for the death of Oldgrounds.

get it? its a pun.

as i was just shouting words at traffic, i came across an interesting one.
just as you read it, say it aloud for the kids at home

Masturbatin' Bastard Nation.

ChuckNorrisClock must have declared you unworthy of his roundhouse kick which brings both death and life at the same time.

your Xbox contracted AIDS.

maybe you shouldnt have so many gaming partners

or else use better protection next time.

i think we should rename this thread Canas and his sexual enuendos about pizza. those are the best so far

"Does it really take 30 mins for you to deliver"

yes ma'am. we have the fastest delivery cars in thes tate.