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Author Search Results: 'MrCrawford'

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1.

Kissing

Topic: Pubert

Posted: 11/09/09 01:37 AM

Forum: General

At 11/9/09 01:36 AM, Gagsy wrote: I fucking love that film. Thanks for the memory.

Can you name a better target, a military target, then name the system!


2.

None

Topic: Pubert

Posted: 11/09/09 01:34 AM

Forum: General

Where is your ass cannon now, Rebel scum?

Pubert


3.

None

Topic: Ways to make yourself puke!

Posted: 11/09/09 01:31 AM

Forum: General

Fist your mother's ass while tonguing your dad's ballsack. Then drink half a gallon of anti-histamine and ram your 3 inch rod down the cat's mouth.


4.

Angry

Topic: Things you were never allowed to do

Posted: 11/09/09 01:28 AM

Forum: General

Sleepovers.


5.

None

Topic: Newgrounds Police Dept.

Posted: 11/09/09 01:09 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Irreconcilable differences are still irreconcilable it should seem.

I'm still looking for a midi of "Bad Boys" for the page theme song.

Nostalgia, officer?


6.

None

Topic: Halp - need stimulation

Posted: 11/09/09 01:05 AM

Forum: General

At 11/9/09 01:04 AM, Rig wrote: Red Bull?

Sounds good, I think there's a dep open early around the block. Good enough for an hour and a half lecture by a robot talking about metaphysical poets


7.

None

Topic: Why are you fab?

Posted: 11/09/09 01:04 AM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 06:39 PM, Earthshine wrote: Because
I
am
FABULOUS

This post.


8.

None

Topic: Halp - need stimulation

Posted: 11/09/09 01:03 AM

Forum: General

Put your lubed up hands away, boys. It isn't Friday anymore.

I just need some advice for this morning's class. Its one AM, just finished two papers, and need something with extra kick for my 8:30 lecture (for which I need to get up at 6).

In before illegal shit. No time/money to contact a dealer. Something I can find in the house with more pop than a coffee.


9.

None

Topic: The Hypothetical U.s. Coup.

Posted: 10/10/09 10:40 PM

Forum: Politics

I respond simply: Democracy is merely a tyranny of the masses. A physical majority is not a moral majority, and can be just as wrong as any one despot.

Note: I don't necessarily subscribe to this, but it is the best counterpoint to your argument.


10.

None

Topic: Mwc9 : Oct : Punkoween : Talk

Posted: 10/06/09 10:53 AM

Forum: General

I have an odd hybrid of mytho and steam punk genres.

Gonna rock the house.


11.

Happy

Topic: First university midterm...

Posted: 10/05/09 08:00 PM

Forum: General

Exam went well. I'm pretty sure I merc'd the whole thing.

4.0 here I come


12.

Shouting

Topic: First university midterm...

Posted: 10/05/09 05:49 PM

Forum: General

I have it in about a half hour (6:15). Nervous as all fuck, since I'm not sure if its going to be as easy as my other college exams*** or if its going to be dead hard featuring all the things I forgot. Will report back later. Subject is comparative politics fyi

*** N.B. In Quebec, you go to a pre-university thing called CEGEP. Its like college, but not. I'm basing my previous experience on this and not high school midterms.


13.

None

Topic: Help, Keybord Broken!!!

Posted: 10/05/09 03:33 PM

Forum: General

Smash your keyboard into little bits. Bake it with slices of provolone cheese and catsup at 375 degrees for an hour. In the meanwhile, read the novel that was shipped with your product. Its about a Spanish guy named "Manual". Enjoy, and bon appetit


14.

None

Topic: Make an infomercial!

Posted: 10/05/09 03:31 PM

Forum: General

This is a terrible idea. Its not a flash project, its not a contest, its you wanting people to do work so you can judge it and feel good that you organized TEH EPIK INFOMERSHUL THING ON NUGRNDSLOLROFLPWN!!11!!ONEELEVEN!!!1


15.

None

Topic: if your depressed aout your weight.

Posted: 10/05/09 03:28 PM

Forum: General

Lots of sodium. Have fun passing those gall stones, boys.


16.

None

Topic: Are ghosts really real?

Posted: 10/05/09 12:57 PM

Forum: General

I've seen that picture before. Exposed as doctored.

Also, no.


17.

None

Topic: Weirdest dream?

Posted: 10/05/09 12:57 PM

Forum: General

I was dreaming about wrestling. Not very weird until my girlfriend woke up half choking... apparently I had put her into a full headlock.

Huh.


18.

None

Topic: Some guys should not expect a Gf..

Posted: 10/05/09 12:56 PM

Forum: General

That man is a comic genius and deserves more sex than your bitter ass will ever get.


19.

Elated

Topic: two christans came to me door.

Posted: 10/05/09 12:55 PM

Forum: General

Preach to them the dread gospel of the Ancient Ones, and show them a maddening terror from beyond Hell itself in all of its non-Euclidean majesty.


20.

None

Topic: "I told you, Luis..."

Posted: 10/05/09 12:53 PM

Forum: General

Look, Luis... you can't just come in here whipping out your cock all the time. Its fucking unsightly.


21.

None

Topic: Recommend me a book

Posted: 10/05/09 12:52 PM

Forum: General

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, I guess if you like Palahaniuk


22.

None

Topic: Eggnog.

Posted: 10/04/09 08:00 PM

Forum: General

That is too fucking early.

Despite this fact, I demand egg nog now.


23.

Shouting

Topic: Your old posts...

Posted: 10/04/09 07:59 PM

Forum: General

Ever realize how tremendously horrible your old posts are? I've been looking back at mine, I can hardly consider myself the same person even a paltry year back into the past... let alone the same 15 year old fat nerd who started this account.

Post ITT if you have a comment on your old posting habits.


24.

None

Topic: Legalize Marijuanna

Posted: 09/30/09 03:23 PM

Forum: General

At 9/30/09 10:31 AM, StCyril wrote:
Ok then lets legalize meth. People should be able to do what ever they want to themselves, ok. So we'll legalize meth and have meth labs... oh but wait, the fumes from it will cause problems to the people who live nearby and to the workers in the factories, and then to the people drug addicts hurt and kill to feed the habit. But thats ok because PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO W/E THEY WANT TO THEMSELVES... thank you Dumb Argument #3.
I think that pretty much perfectly covers my opinion of your outstanding argument. Keep it up!

Haha, as if regular factories aren't detrimental to the environment, to workers or the people who live near them. If the danger in manufacture of a single substance is the only argument up against freedom of will, then I don't see how your point is exactly relevant. But keep it up!


25.

None

Topic: Xbox 360 club.

Posted: 09/30/09 03:18 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 9/30/09 12:39 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: Your gamerscore is safe. I assume your Xbox is screwed. Google, RedRingsOfDeath 'RROD'.

lol gee thx


26.

None

Topic: Military Crew

Posted: 09/30/09 03:17 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

War, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
War, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all


27.

None

Topic: Newgrounds Sig Makers

Posted: 09/30/09 03:14 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

lol wow it is shit

Perhaps I should extend my definition of "not picky" to not include tolerance for shit.

<3


28.

None

Topic: Popular MMO's today?

Posted: 09/30/09 03:11 PM

Forum: General

There are no good MMOs. Quit wasting your time, get a job, and find yourself a nice girl.


29.

None

Topic: Cleaning Dog Poop From Your Shoes?

Posted: 09/30/09 03:10 PM

Forum: General

First I rape the dog that did it. Then I fuck its eye socket and wipe my shoe on its lifeless husk. Finally, I mount the shit and cum ridden mongrel on a pole as a warning to all others.

Thats how I do it.


30.

None

Topic: Schools - Why teach different...

Posted: 09/30/09 03:08 PM

Forum: General

Learning multiple languages is excellent mental exercise, and given the language can almost guarantee jobs in certain markets if a person happens to be fluent enough.


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