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i havnt been menitned so im gonna comit mascre aginst u all i nthe year 2286

evil bong

9/11 simulator
sk00l sh00ting simulator

hentai is boring as hell
cartoon porn is disturbing and fucked up
furry porn is freaking creepy
and stop spamming mlp shit on /b/ weirdos

because most people are stupid and evil, it's always been that way.

I am 35% from 'none' to 'weak'. Very slight colour blindness.

I always thought my sight was normal, but I can only clearly identify objects from a distance of 15 feet max when I'm in like walmart. everything is blurry as hell.

For instance, at the other side of the store I can still see people, but I could barely make out the details.

At 12/29/14 05:19 AM, AboboJoe wrote: Honestly? To finally quit smoking weed.

I haven't been high since april 20th 2014, then again I ran out of weed in the first place..

changin' the game

Looks cool. Do it

At 12/27/14 04:29 PM, Carlos01 wrote: Hug version is better. Go and see it. The actual game looks pretty generic to me, however.

Nah this trailer is better. B)

hatred lol

All I want is to be able to buy some of those cuban cigars.

being depressed and bored

did the j00s do this

At 12/27/14 05:11 PM, someaveragechap wrote:

At 12/27/14 05:09 PM, MrApophis wrote:

At 12/26/14 09:34 PM, DarkMatter wrote: Meh as long as it's humorous it's good.

Whats more painful than a rusty nail? A sandy hook.

You made me chuckle, then made me feel like a total asshole. Good job.

check this out

my 500th post and I deserve to be drawn so hurry up x.x

remember the internet before youtube

At 12/26/14 02:43 AM, ZE13 wrote: Everyone here is so funny, for now on if everyone comments on my theads and I like the comments I'm going to use them in a scirpt

stay in school
brush your teeth
make friends
enjoy life
don't do drugs

or else you'll become me.

At 12/26/14 03:28 AM, leasheddemon wrote: So i ruined Christmas. did you ruin it too?

what, are you adam lanza?

At 12/26/14 09:34 PM, DarkMatter wrote: Meh as long as it's humorous it's good.

Whats more painful than a rusty nail? A sandy hook.

Do anything painful with their teeth.

At 12/20/14 10:00 AM, Vinnyy wrote: The only thing I remember are the discs containing multiple game demos. I would try to get as far into the game as possible before the timer runs out and I'm booted from the game. Yeah, those were the days.

Playstation Power magazine! I'm sure all the other PSX mags had the huge demo disc selections, but I really fucking wish my mom didn't throw out this magazine when we moved.. Then again, I wish we never had to move back to the US in the first fcking place.

At 12/21/14 11:56 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 12/20/14 11:04 AM, AcetheSuperVillain wrote:

No one's going to remember your decade fondly because your generation witnessed the trade center attacks and got embroiled in a decade long unwinable war and suffered massive economic recessions and lost your souls to cell phones and social media.

We had Jurassic Park, you had Jar Jar Binks. That pretty much sums up the differences between our decades.

The 1990s also had the 1993 WTC attack, Oklahoma City bombing, mishandling of Somalia in 1993, Rwanda genocide, Kosovo crisis, a certain scandal that ruined Clinton's presidency, and the embassy bombings. Don't act like the 90s didn't have issues either.

Also, waco siege, michael carneal, umm that other kid, and columbine. The last of which pretty much ruined american schools and 16 years later, still bears an extreme effect.

At 12/27/14 02:10 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: My day after Christmas was better than my Christmas Eve and Christmas day combined.

One week in 2008 was better than 2010~2014 combined.

It's not just NG that's lost a lot of its charm, practically the entire internet is like that now. Internet culture is no longer underground. A lot of us aren't kids anymore. Being an adult, you lose the magic that childhood has.. Now the internet has 3 billion users, or almost half of the world.

Back in 2005~2006 youtube, the most popular videos got 100,000, then a million hits.
Just 2 years ago, Gangnam Style got a billion, then 2 billion hits.
There are thousands and thousands of videos getting to a million seemingly overnight.

It's tougher than ever to be a content creator when there's so many others you gotta compete with, and even with 100x more people to reach out to, it's still difficult getting the views.

At 12/27/14 12:59 AM, SmartyPants wrote:

At 12/26/14 11:35 PM, dinopirate23 wrote: i dont live in America

Wow, I feel sorry for you.

how? Unless they live outside Europe, aus or NZ then they're better off.

At 12/27/14 01:56 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: No snow here in Florida. More snow for you guys.

Hey, the desert wasteland four corners got a bit of snow, while utah, arizona and the rest of new mexico got nothing B)

Temperature is down to like -2 f, a record low.

At 12/24/14 06:44 PM, NGPulp wrote: Jokes get annoying when they are overused and poorly executed.

Shoop da Woop to OVER 9000! Leave SPARTA alone, all your chocolate rain belong to us

At 12/26/14 07:05 AM, renejohn wrote: Happy Holidays Everyone :D

Thanks, also your first post o.o

At 12/25/14 11:59 AM, JDaggs99 wrote: Merry Christmas, all! I got a couple of gift cards and some clothes. Simple, but enjoyable.

$50 steam card
$50 subway card
$50 gamestop card
Sony alarm clock for when i get a job
axe anarchy pack

how big is the map compared to 3's? how much content compared to 3 too?