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Response to: U.K magazines Posted January 12th, 2009 in General

PSM2 was epic back in the day, haven't bought any for a few years though.

Response to: What shoe brand do you wear? Posted January 12th, 2009 in General

Wearing these atm.

What shoe brand do you wear?

Response to: What shoe brand do you wear? Posted January 12th, 2009 in General

Zoo York.

Response to: Am I desensitized? Posted January 12th, 2009 in General

Times article on the Ukranian murder video.

I started watching it a couple of weeks ago but stopped it as soon as I clocked what was going on and realised I had absolutely zero desire to watch these kind of things anymore.

Response to: College Life Club Posted January 12th, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

I just sent off my UCAS application today.

What a stupid, procrastinating faggot I am. Should have done it months ago.

Applied for Politics/Economics at Newcastle, Birmingham, Leicester and Liverpool.

And Hull lol.

Hull actually has one of the highest rated politics departments in Europe, but still...Hull lol.
Response to: Ng forum topics. messed or just me? Posted January 12th, 2009 in General

Can't see shit.

Response to: Brits and the Suffix, "Er" Posted January 11th, 2009 in General

OP can't handle our swagger.

Bitch that he is.

Response to: Rap Music Posted January 11th, 2009 in General

Mobb Deep - The Infamous is the best rap album ever. Fact. You can fuck off with your "conscious" backpacker bullshit, just give me some sublimely written tales from the ghetto, darg.

Response to: Maths/Physics problem halp Posted January 11th, 2009 in General

At 1/11/09 05:57 PM, Korgha wrote: Can anyone help me turn the equation s=ut+1/2at^2 (one of the equations of motion) around so it begins with t
thanks :D

t2^a2/1+1tu=s

No need to thank me!

Response to: Brits and the Suffix, "Er" Posted January 11th, 2009 in General

At 1/11/09 10:45 AM, EyelessArchfiend wrote:
At 1/11/09 10:30 AM, mranarchy wrote: Americans who cant say 'er' irritate me
Sorry, I just don't see the logic of putting an 'r' on the end of a word that doesn't end with an 'r.'

Also 'eye-rack'
That's how I say it. Saying "ee-rawhk" just sounds like your puking while you talk.

What the fuck is "ee-rawhk" you fucking spastic? British people pronounce it "Ih-rack". You know...correctly.

Also why do Yanks pronounce "herbs" "as "erbs", is it some hilariously misguided attempt to try and sound sophisticated?

Also you pronounce "offence" as "awwfence", "mirror" as "meeeer", "route" as "rowt", "data" as "datta", "Craig" as "Creg", "garage" as "graaarge" and so on.

Because you are vile, repulsive, ignorant American scum.

Response to: Chavs Posted January 11th, 2009 in General

At 1/10/09 06:23 PM, ClockWorkViking wrote: L gets separated from us by one of the chavs who is trying to get the guitar hero controller off him. Me and one of my other friends hears whats going on and I pass the beer to my other friend and we start to run at the chavs laying into L.

So while your mate was in the process of being accosted by this young gentleman you two just walked off like little bitches leaving him to get beat up?

Very disappointing.

Response to: Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe Posted January 10th, 2009 in General

I have his book which is a collection of the Guardian articles. Makes for very good toilet reading.

He's also responsible for turning me onto The Wire, which is probably the greatest TV series ever.

Response to: Favourite Spree Killer? Posted January 10th, 2009 in General

Martyn Bryant of Port Arthur fame.

Seriously, read that Wikipedia article. It's fucking awesome.

Response to: I lost my fucking wallet. Posted January 9th, 2009 in General

At 1/9/09 09:37 PM, Mr-Pope wrote: Your mum stealing it to fund her crack habit appears to be the most likely scenario.

I don't know why i said this it was needlessly and gratuitously offensive, i'm sorry

Response to: I lost my fucking wallet. Posted January 9th, 2009 in General

Your mum stealing it to fund her crack habit appears to be the most likely scenario.

Response to: support hamas? not anymore :< Posted January 8th, 2009 in General

At 1/8/09 12:23 PM, AapoJoki wrote: Fuck Palestine and fuck Israel, they both deserve what's coming to them.

Immature views like these are also being aired a lot recently, under the guise of "balance". It's just a lazy intellectual failure to actually engage with the problems the conflict poses.

So what your essentially saying is Palestinian civilians deserve to be economically and militarily oppressed for the rest of their lives (because that's what is "coming to them" if the status quo is maintained), and Israeli civilians deserve to, er, um...live in a prosperous first world country. Right, nice and balanced.

Response to: support hamas? not anymore :< Posted January 8th, 2009 in General

At 1/8/09 12:08 PM, Rig wrote: When some guys are firing rockets into my country every day for years on end, killing thousands of people, I'm gonna want to retaliate as well.

This is where the Israelis have pulled off a major propaganda/PR coup - successfully presenting the Hamas rockets as the starting point of this particular conflict.

"But the bulk of the western media would have us believe that the cause of this war is Hamas's firing of mostly home-made rockets into Israel - which no state could tolerate without retaliation.

In this myopic fantasy land, there is no 61-year national dispossession, no refugee camps, no occupations, no siege, no multiple Israeli violations of UN security council resolutions and the Geneva conventions, no illegal wall, no routine assassinations, no prisoners and no West Bank."

Not to mention the fact that it was Israel who ignored and then comprehensively broke the most recent Cairo-brokered cease fire.

Response to: Coolest Accent? Posted January 7th, 2009 in General

At 1/7/09 06:08 PM, MissingNYC wrote:
At 1/7/09 06:06 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Yorkshire.
isnt that a dog breed?

The dog is named after the place you ign'ant muhfucker.

Response to: How old were you... Posted January 7th, 2009 in General

I was too gangsta to ever get grounded if I'm honest.

Response to: Was this humane? Posted January 6th, 2009 in General

Beheading a puppy is pretty hardcore.

Response to: Tiesto Is the best DJ to ever live. Posted January 1st, 2009 in General

Trance is for faggots.

It was proven by a bunch of sociologists at Oxford university.

jus sayin

Response to: If black people were white Posted December 30th, 2008 in General

It would certainly have been harder to legitamise their dehumanisation, although I imagine some form of slvaery would have happened either way with even more specific ethnic minorities being identified.

Response to: Attn: British Users. Posted December 30th, 2008 in General

Come to Newcastle so I can kick the fuck out of you for banning me that time.

Response to: Leting Your Gf Make A Ng Account? Posted December 30th, 2008 in General

I would never even talk to a girl who had heard of Newgrounds, never mind go out with some bint who had an account.

Response to: This is how you lose friends Posted December 29th, 2008 in General

Oh dear, that sounds like a story straight out of a bratty American high school. A nice devout Islamic boy would never act like that, it seems we have corrupted you.

Response to: "Backseat Modding" Posted December 29th, 2008 in General

lyricalrabbit it think it is great there are people looking out for newgrounds best interests well done lyricalrabbit

Response to: So I Won't Get Caught... Posted December 28th, 2008 in General

Your parents know you masturbate.

Response to: Music: America v England. Posted December 28th, 2008 in General

I listen to far more English acts than I do American. So I choose England.

Yeah?

Response to: The movie Slumdog Millionaire Posted December 28th, 2008 in General

Just finished watching this.

Pretty fucking amazing, tbh. Easily the best film of the year.

Response to: TheInternet as you know it is dying Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

I think I'm personally going to have to move into politics just to sort all this shit out. Just sit tight for a decade or so gentleman.