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This is Nasa's genuine attempt at being cool:

"The seasonal flu tends to kill just a fraction of 1 percent of those infected.

In Mexico, about 70 deaths out of roughly 1,000 cases represents a fatality rate of about 7 percent. The Spanish flu pandemic of 1918-19, which killed an estimated 50 million worldwide, had a fatality rate of about 2.5 percent."

At 4/27/09 09:04 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Wait remember all those people who were immune to the Black Death?Most likely their descendants(Us) would've developed an immunity also, so now we should be fine.

You should really call the World Health Organisation and tell them.

When can we start looting?

I really wanna loot.

I thought she came across well. I want to split her in two more than ever.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glas gow_and_west/8019544.stm

Fucking Scotch. Too close to me for my liking, I think resurrecting Hadrian's Wall is in order.

You need to put on weight you skinny muffuger.

On what other forum would you actually get banned posting something as innocuous as "copy pasta".

It's ludicrous, no wonder this place is so shit.

That's what happens when you give power hungry, sociopathic college kids e-authority, though.

At 4/3/09 08:35 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: If you want to bring and end to Chavs, simply ask the British government to do something about them.

Oh wait but that would mean the British Parliament would have to admit they made mistakes, gasp!

Sterling grasp of the British political system you've got yourself there.

Me thinks someone is a little jealous of MC Charver getting all the 13 year old pussay!

At 4/2/09 06:50 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: My friends tell me it's kind of like Peep Show but with teenagers instead.
And I already thought it looked shit before they told me that.

I can't even begin to imagine how much of a mong you'd have to be to not like Peep Show.

Goodness me.

Who watched it then?

I woke up my house because I was in hysterics.

Absolutely awesome.

What an efficient way to spend your time, you boring cunt.

It all seems a bit Dwight Schrute to me.

"The Montana Standard reported in an online story that it crashed in Butte's Holy Cross Cemetery."

That's handy.

At 3/21/09 09:17 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: I hate typos:

IT'S NOT MY KID.

FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

I was going to say...

You strike me as a chap with very weak seed.

Actual Irish people, those actually from Ireland, think people like you are a little bit silly.

the smiths weren't new wave ffs

At 3/12/09 04:27 PM, Triskele wrote:

UK dubstep generally sucks. It's buzzy, stupid, and annoying. The Bay Dubstep subgenre (originating in the San Francisco area) is undeniably brilliant.

You absolute fucking rapist. You can't generalise about a sound that is so eclectic. Rusko sounds nothing like Kode9 who sounds nothing like Digital Mysikz who sounds nothing like Ikonika who sounds nothing like Pinch who sounds nothing like Shackleton and so on.

Your post just displayed a massive fundamental ignorance of the music. Utterly moronic.

At 3/10/09 04:06 PM, Fim wrote:

At 3/5/09 06:00 PM, Mr-Pope wrote: They're two wildly different genres but with a similar name and penchant for focusing on bass granted.

alot of people still think of it as chavvy music

wow you must hang about in incredibly middle class circles lol

You seem to have an incredibely childish 'I liked them first!!' attitude.

I'm struggling to see the correlation between what you quoted and what you said tbh...

?

I said before I don't care how wildly popular it gets, just that I feel the stuff that actually is getting wildly popular seem to be on the crap and reductive end of the spectrum, which will lead to greater insularity and ultimately a poor quality of music, same as happened to DnB a decade ago.

i did like it first though bitches

At 3/8/09 03:54 PM, Jimbobsthebest wrote: I like dubstep mainly because it's the new drum and bass. It's really cool and totally the in scene now.

YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING SCENE KILLING FAGGOT I WAS BUYING DUBSTEP VINYLS WHEN YOU WERE STILL GETTING YOUR ARSE WIPED BY YOUR MOTHER YOU MOTHERFUCKER

At 3/2/09 09:18 PM, Mr-Pope wrote: I'm predicting an early Barca exit. They seem to be imploding.

Fail.

They're back to raping La Liga now as well.

At 3/7/09 02:39 PM, k14pc wrote: I'm the opposite. I can get horny from watching girl on girl or solo girl but I never get off to that. I usually time my orgasm to the cumshot in a guy on girl porno.

Exactly this.

Who's watching Rampage vs Jardine tomorrow night?

I can't see Keith avoiding getting KTFO for 3 rounds to edge the decision. Hopefully then Rampage will bulldoze through Rashad and defend the title against Machida. Jardine has a habit of fucking shit up though.

Also, someone really needs to start an MMA club (one was created ages ago and then got locked because there was already a martial arts club...idiocy tbh).

At 3/5/09 04:10 PM, Fim wrote:

I duno if any of that was directed at me :P I have heard alot of the older 'dub' not dubstep and to be honest it doesnt appeal to me much.

It wasn't but mate, if I'm talking about "older stuff" I'm not talking about "dub" - dub emerged in 60s Jamaica, I'd be talking about stuff that was produced in 2001/2/3 in London.

They're two wildly different genres but with a similar name and penchant for focusing on bass granted.

alot of people still think of it as chavvy music

wow you must hang about in incredibly middle class circles lol

At 3/4/09 10:19 PM, Mr-Pope wrote: also wtf dub does not equal dubstep.

dubstep is jamaican soundystem music that grew out of reggae in the sixties

dubstep is music that grew out of the darkening and subsequent deatH of uk garage in the early part of this decade in london.

ALSO seriously anyone who does the classic "dubstep = slowed down drum and bass innnit" is A CAAAHHHNNNTTT

oh man that's obviously meant to say "dub is jamaican blah blah" rather than dubstep

I also used "taking" instead of "taken" in my last post.

At 3/5/09 04:47 PM, Rucklo wrote:

At 3/4/09 10:02 PM, Mr-Pope wrote: i'm drunk but i'm Right.

HAH!
no you're just one of them cunts who value STYLE over actual MUSICAL TASTE, one of them bitches who moan when a genre takes a turn and become more mainstream, being all like "OH MUH GODD, I LIEKD DAT SHIET WHENN I WUS LIEK FIEV YERS AGO, DERFORE IM SO MUCHO KOOLER DEN ALL YALL LOL"

I did like that shit like five years and and I AM so much cooler than all of you, however valuing style over music WAS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS DOING. I was railing against how dubstep has been taking over by an assortment of hipsters and drum and bass dropouts looking for a "cool" new sound. This would actually be more than bearable if it wasn't for the fact these cunts are appreciating (and therefore creating a market for more of) the most derivative, tedious side of dubstep - your wob wob wob wob halfstep bullshit.

So, go fuck yourself and start appreciating MUSIC for what it is, instead of being a bitching cunt who look down on other because "they weren't there when it started", or whatever the fuck.
you're nothing but a MOTHER FUCKING POSER yourself, you little piece of cuntjuice.

I would love it if people appreciated the music. I would love it if new fans actually liked good music and didn't just masturbate over the tedious, halfstep wobbler shit that gets raved over these days.

i had my first dubstep period about two-three years ago, and picked up on dubstep alot more this last fall.
Comparing now and then, dubstep have evolved into something that i personally like better than the old stuff i listened to. the old shit ive come across is pretty good to, but the new stuf that have come out last year is, well, better. i guess there's more to choose between now too, along with my personal taste having evolved.

This is all very vague and probably bullshit but yeah, have fun listening to Rusko and Caspa and having "Cockney Thug" as your ringtone.

Spastic.

it actually makes me sick that your average 18 year old kid has heard of dubstep and think they know what it is

it's wrong but THAT'S HOW I FEEL DAMMIT

also wtf dub does not equal dubstep.

dubstep is jamaican soundystem music that grew out of reggae in the sixties

dubstep is music that grew out of the darkening and subsequent deatH of uk garage in the early part of this decade in london.

ALSO seriously anyone who does the classic "dubstep = slowed down drum and bass innnit" is A CAAAHHHNNNTTT

i didnt even read the thread but see the first post is a link to rusko lol sorry. also sounds like i'm being an elitist cunt but i'm utterly not arsed probably overdid it a bit though. fwiw people should check out:

Zomby
Kode9
Ikonika
Joker
Hudson Mohawke
Rustie
Burial
Starkey
Early Digital Mystikz
Early Skream/Benga/Loefah
Anything and everything released on the Hyperdub label
Shackleton and Appleblim (their tunes have genuine SERIOUS WIGHT.
TRG for the more garagey vibesssssss

cunt

this is joker's 45 minute purple wow mix. not strictly dubstep - more the wonky side of things which is an area of music a tthousand times more exicitng than what has become the "regular" dubstep scene

http://www.zshare.net/download/534446459 4dfa8be/

its farking sick mate yah

this is kode9's(DUBSTEP DON) classic sonar set play it loud mate yah:

http://www.barefiles.com/download.php?id =1593

maryanne hobbes GENERATION BASS radio show special showcase is also excellent - showcasing some of the most exciting talent in the scene, particularly joker and starkey

http://sharebee.com/6aaf5f7c
http://sharebee.com/86933ce1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dd8NgurH BM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBF6UCGLN mE

play it all loud as well ffs

seriously joker is fucking sick