"All my West side bitches throw it up
Stick a balloon in your pussy, weep and blow it up"

That's why

Hi, I am a programmer who already has an artist.

I'm looking for an audio guy. The game we're making will be an action/RPG thing (mostly action), so we're looking for that type of music. We have 2 people in mind, but we're open to new audio people.

The last game we made has achieved over 800,000 views over the web in 5 months, so we know how to make successful games (I hope..?)

PM me if you're an audio artist who's interested

DO NOT JOIN THE ARMY.

For God's sake, I don't care how bad the recession is. Do not join the Army.

Internet. That, and the wheel.

Sounds good. Just don't donate the money to the Rockefeller Foundation or a similar phoney charity.

There are three options

1. This is fake/not a real cure
2. Big medical companies will steal this with patents and kill the inventor
3. They will sneak sterilisation into it and have us all sterile like in 'I am Legend'

Paranoia? Yes. Educated paranoia, leaning from history? Yes.

Newgrounds Flash Maker

It pays about 30c a day.

I think love and emotion is something genuine.

Pleasure is something contrived chemically. They can stimulate certain parts of the brain and make you feel an orgasm.

Love, however, has to be meant.

It was necessary. One of very few necessary wars.

Snore. Snore. Snore. Shut the fuck up about racism.

Racism is NOT making fun of a Chinese person for their eyes. Racism IS denying a Chinese person of rights because of their eyes. No one is doing that. Miley isn't doing that.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

At 5/11/09 08:27 AM, Gagsy wrote: They want out the EU. I'd take a raping every now and then to see that happen.

UKIP also wants out the EU, and they're NOT a bunch of racist Nazis.

In front of your mom's face.

We don't know what the chances are. For all we know, Earth is the only planet with life.

We really just don't fucking have a clue.

I changed my life.

People are desperate idiots with programmed social disabilities.

KILL THEM ALL OFF

Download WinFF

Well, actually, MEXICO's population was slated to uprise against their government. With the swine flu, the government has claimed special powers, so yeah. Not cool.

In front of the police station.

If it weren't for the USA, Newgrounds wouldn't exist

And neither would half the world's misery, but hey

I just plug my PS2 Singstar mic into the computer and it's pretty much perfect.

In-built laptop mics ALWAYS suck.

INSANE is an amazing song. So is Bagpipes from Baghdad.

Not that I pirated them or anything.. they're all on YouTube.

She's pretty hot

It just worked for me... I didn't have to "set up" anything.

Imagine if you actually found decent info while in this war with yourself.

At 5/8/09 07:13 AM, Djelos wrote: Omg nothing happened can you beleive it? i was sure something was gonna happen!..lol

Someone's too retarded to do something simple. You have to be logged in to do this, I think.

Go to Facebook. With your keyboard press up up down down left right left right B A enter and then click on any white space

It's the same for everyone. Hollywood implants redness, lava, flames, red devils with horns etc.

Total crap.

I dare someone on NG to make a song that sounds decent.

Gun owners are not stupid for stocking up on ammo.

The government is very tyrannical, because control freaks always get into power. The Pentagon has openly talked about deploying 20,000 troops on the streets. It's always safe to have a gun and some ammo.