So is this a joke or what? Is this Google's idea of humour?

Yeah, I think we've all seen them.

What the fuck is this? I ask for directions from England to Florida and it tells me this

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y52/TheUnsto ppableForce/GoogleMapsFunny.jpg

And yeah, I realise it's a bit stupid to ask for such bland directions, but even if I put in specific Postal/Zip codes it would give me the same thing.

At 6/18/07 02:18 AM, BigLundi wrote: What the fuck? Seriously, the whole world had it right when they named it futball, or however each language spelled it. You use mostly your feet, so foot, and then you kick the ball, hence, ball. Football. Makes too much sense to Americans. We hear of the sport and we say:

"...hmm...Soccer."

What the hell is wrong with us?

I totally agree, except there's just one thing that pisses me off. You say you play it with your foot, yet you just typed "FUTBALL". Seriously, what the fuck?? It's FOOTball, ie played with your FOOT, not your FUT!!

At 6/17/07 03:25 PM, Ziggy-Stardust wrote: Dude it is a fucking phone, the biggest mp3 phones hold 4 gigs right now so its a inprovement secondly it does big videos, which other phone does that? thirdly if you are anti-mac keep it to you self because a mac could kill a pc, look at doctor offices what do you see... MAC

in closeing gtfo the interweb

Just die. Seriously. Just stop being so fucking mentally impaired. How am I being anti-Mac? The iPhone offers all these amazing features, and then gives us fucking storage space that can be quadrupled by SD cards. Shit, they migh as well just include an SD card or Flash memory internally like the Wii. That would also mean the hard drive wouldn't break, just like with almost every iPod.

I'm not for a minute saying this is all entirely true. But fact of the matter is: YouTube has completely removed a lot of vids related to the Lucifer Project. Why would they do that?

At 6/17/07 03:06 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: My phone has a 1Gig memory card, and I still have about 600MB left, seriously, atre you really gonna listen to 8GB of music anyway?

When you get an 80GB product, it will last you for life. No one's suggesting you listen to all 80GBs of music in one go. Damn, that would last you weeks. The advantage of 80GBs is that you never have to delete any of your music. You could be using the device 10 years from now to get nostalgia from all the stuff you listen to.

There really is no denying that 80GBs of music is simply better than 1. My point is that even Apple's own iPod has vastly more. As I said, it's possible Apple is doing this so it doesn't have to compete with its own line of products.

What I don't understand is the bit about all this stuff coming down and killing everyone on Earth? What, is this intentional, a mistake, what?

People simply don't learn. All the foundations of possible human mistakes and their consequenes can be learned from literature.

If there's one thing people should know, it's that the pursuit of forbidden knowledge is not the path to go down. Unless you know exactly the side effects and consequencs, it simply isn't something to experiment with for the pure exhileration and excitement.

Playing God NEVER works.

At 6/17/07 02:02 PM, DemiousRising wrote: Also, people don't seem to get how apple wins every time.

In about 2 months, a 16 or 30gb will be out, and then THAT will sell like wildfire because it'll be the NEW AND IMPROVED iPhone

and there's nothing you can do to stop that from working, EVERY TIME

That's true. That's basically when I said I'd consider buying one. The iPhone will basically be perfection in a few years. At the same time, I don't think Apple wants to make the iPhone competition for it's intensely popular iPod, so I can't envision a price cut anytime soon. Upgraded hardware is a given, though.

And to the n00bs saying how they haven't even filled a gig or whatever, just fuck off. Seriously. You're in the minority. The iPhone has every oter feature of a PC for God's sake, yet its storage resembles that of a run-of-the-mill SD card.

At 6/17/07 01:27 PM, DemiousRising wrote: Yesterday you bashed on Mac for being dumbasses and Zerok handed your ass to you.

Are you just ASKING for someone else to do it today?

Do you like getting your ass ripped out by people more intelligent than you? Does it turn you on?

YESTERDAY I praised Apple's browser, noting its OS sucks in comparison. No one handed anyone's ass to anyone's.

And what is your point now, anyway? How is my argument not valid. For something approximately the price of a PS3, 8GB is pretty pathetic, considering files, applications, music and movies will be stored.

Stop being such a fucking dumbass tool. God, I can't describe how much I hate you.

It's quite simple. The largest, most expensive iPhone model only has an 8GB hard drive. When you can get regular iPods with 60 and 80GBs, 8 gigs is going to run out in no time.

I think this is going to be the main reason why people won't want it, especially considering you can't easily add more storage capacity.

So my advice: get it when a new model comes out, at a cheaper price, in a few years.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeemoooooooooooooooo

By the way, that's long to represent an emo crying. Onomatopeia.

And I'm refering to somebody writing stories on the Internet as emo, not the actual story.

Really, only black people like PS3? I thought you were going to say clocks are used to tell the time, not appear in crappy flashes.

Anyone who owns any property can ask for it to be blocked.

If you want to rock so badly, do it already!

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Na, I'd rather not waste my time moderating the BBS.

It'd be like being an assistant in a retarded school.

At 6/16/07 08:48 AM, Sawke wrote: well here.I kinda dropped some of it on the floor....I found some brown stuff too....it looks like meat.There's no smell so i dunno give it a try.

Why do so many people post pictures of their food on Newgrounds? I mean, it's not as if any of us can eat it.

At 6/15/07 08:45 PM, Jon4life wrote: So woopty doo I just found out today the week before my school gets out, I have an F in Math, an F in Social studies, an F in English, an A in P.E. and pretty much I failed the whole 11th grade. Now I am held back. That adds another year onTO my boredom! School sucks balls.

Haha, you failed everything except sport!! You really are a retard. And we're not even talking hard stuff! You're in dumbass America in only the 11th grade, and you're failing everything. It's funny. I hope you keep getting held back every year and everyone takes the piss out of you.

You have no one to blame except yourself. Seriously.

I don't get it.

Well, of course they are. In this day and age, it's all about sequels and CASH-INS! Taking advantage of the population's stupidity is the way forward in the corporate world.

Wow, you paid money for a server... Just wow.

At 6/16/07 05:36 PM, Zerok wrote: If they were actually dumbasses they wouldn't have much of a company, now would they?

They're dumbasses for the reasons I specified. I'm not saying all of their stuff is shit and the product of bad decisions.

Stop being so unbelieveably fucking pedantic and stupid.

It doesn't take a genius to look at the console's respective prices and see Wii is the cheapest.

But that isn't the point. All games consoles are for relatively rich people.

I just downloaded it from apple.com. It's soooooo much faster than Internet Explorer or any other browser. Also, the buttons are really shiny and it auto detects any printers or other peripherals on your network. Further still, all your favourites are at the top of the page, so easier to access.

I guess I can see why people say Apple is better than Microsoft. If only they weren't such dumbasses as to sell hardware and operating systems together, and at a ludicrous price. If it weren't for those factors, I'd probably be sitting here on a Mac right now.

As long as it doesn't have a monthly subscription, which I'm sure it will.

I have a Wii and online.

All you need is a wireless router for your PC and the Wii connects automatically.

Alternatively, you can use a wired ethernet connection, in which case you'll need to get the LAN Adapter for the Wii.

At 6/16/07 08:51 AM, RicardoJr99 wrote: LOL

Read the rules. It's called WRITING WITH THIN BLACK PENCIL, NOT TYPING!

The word is Newgrounds, cunt.

Wow. 29 pages, because this user is apparently a girl. I think some of us need to get a social life, or, realise that there are pics of girls all over this thing you may have heard of called the Internet.

Let's start this shit.

The person above you tells you something to write in Paint and you write it. Can't be obsenely long.

Then, the person below you rates it out of ten and gives the next person something to write.

Writing should be in black, thin. An additional colour letter or picture can be used, but only one per picture.

My word for you is: Newgrounds.