The mods all get together every year at a secret location and plan attacks on the Newgrounds servers. I heard they have a team of 3 people in a base right underneath the Newgrounds headquarters. They're planning to blow the thing to pieces.

Call the FBI

At 7/22/09 12:06 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Doesn't change anything? Well, maybe all those sheep out there following Al Gore should wake up and realize he doesn't practice what he preaches. He's getting rich scaring everyone about man made global warming and using that money to power his giant home.

Exactly. It's all a big scam.

At 7/20/09 09:11 AM, mothballs wrote: I just figured out today why my computer is so fucking laggy.

You have Windows installed.

She only walked out to get attention. She'll be sucking dick all day long.

Is it just me, or did Newgrounds used to be really cool, and has since gone downhill? What ever happened to making something for the sake of it being funny?

Tupac: prequel, by Brian-Beaton Type: Movie Rating: Everyone

What the hell is a Start Menu?

What if Jesus has already returned and is on Earth right now? Who do you think he is?

I'm surprised you have enough food stockpiled to last that long.

I think we're all forgetting Mariah Carey

I doubt you make $2,000 a week when you're 18 years old and not even in college.

I'm convinced that your parents are the biggest problem in your life. So many parents just don't know how to bring up their kids. It's soo disgusting. A lazy, Hollywood-educated generation of degenerates. Disgusting, decadent, slobs. I mean, if you're happy with your girlfriend, fuck your parents and go live with your GF.

Man, some people are so fucked up. Television has destroyed this society.

I remember when Dick Cheney said a new Pearl Harbour would be needed to bring in 2 simultaneous theatre wars, and then 9/11 happened a year later. Haha. You're run by criminals. Quit the army, now.

Frankly, I would have punched her until she was unconscious.

Don't take the vaccines for this pathetic little flu

At 7/14/09 12:43 PM, BrockManson wrote: Yo dawg, I heard you like random facts, so we put random facts in your random facts so you can bullshit while you bullshit.

wow, i think you just proved my point. go sip some more sodium fluoride.

At 7/14/09 12:28 PM, Spiff wrote:

At 7/14/09 12:26 PM, Mr-Money wrote: is it posisble that this is all eugenics?

So you are saying that the government is secretly trying to biologically kill people off? That's a scary thought...

well yeah. i mean, donald rumsfeld was instrumental in getting aspartame approved, despite its horrendous side effects. and i have US foreign policy god henry kissinger in 1974 saying food needs to be used as a weapon against growing third world populations. there is a massive trend across universities across the country, where all the top scientists say an 80% reduction in world population is needed.

it seems very scary indeed.

i've heard that lemonade, diet cola and other drinks contain aspartame, that causes a lot of depression, and that genetically modified food does the same -- with loads of cases in india of farmers committing suicide

then i started thinking about the size of the population, and is it posisble that this is all eugenics?

the rate of cancer has gone from 1 in 20 to 1 in 3, and now it's approaching 1 in 2. that's one in every two people getting cancer.

what is going on here? this seems like some kind of eugenics project.. i heard that a lot of the US population is on prozac, and it's all starting to get very sick now. the US water supply contains sodium fluoride, proven to cause bone damage, cancer and brain rotting. this really seems like biological warfare. softkill. population reduction.

Honestly, I last for maybe 1-2 mins most, usually 20 seconds.

Obama has accelerated all the Bush policies, yet the media treats him like the second coming.

MSNBC said he's "kind of God"

Hormones in the US water supplies are doing it. It's disgusting.

And then the sodium fluoride in the water makes everyone dumbed down and gives them cancer.

Take that shit out the water!

How much do you have to think about working in some motherfucking restaurant? It's a waste of time. There's my recommendation. Don't waste your motherfucking time being nervous over some motherfucking job with a bunch of slobs sitting down filling their overweight bodies with poisoned garbage and having their little self-absorbed "social life".

Your parents are programmed idiots who sit and watch TELEVISION for 5 hours a day, MINIMUM. And then they shout at us for using the computer. Get real, fuckers. This isn't the 1960s.. we don't all gather around the TV and fireplace and watch what the motherfucking Beatles are up to.

Some people believe that we live on through the species. When we die, we live on through our children. That wouldn't have to involve any kind of God, so yeah, you don't have to believe in God to think life is worth living. It's all about the species.

He said he's giving the throne to his 20-year-old son.... another 80 years of terror is in store!

North Korea is where it's at, homies

At 6/25/09 05:49 PM, EpicFail wrote: The program I am using is called something like FPS Creator blah blah blah

OK, that killed my interest

Finally. there is some justice in the world. a paedophile dies early.

At 6/25/09 01:29 PM, YahooAnswers wrote: You damn republicans best start gettin use to change.

Shut the fuck up.

Eventually....!!

They finally legalised your right to use your own body........ and it only took until 2009 to do it!

America, take notice.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/06/
24/pentagon-dismisses-silly-north-koreas -threat-wipe/

The Pentagon shrugged off a threat from North Korea Wednesday to wipe the United States off the map.

"I don't even know how to respond to that. It's silliness," said Pentagon spokesman Geoff Morrell."For what and with what?"

But even as the spokesman discounted the threat from the communist nation, which reportedly may fire a Taepodong-2 toward Hawaii in early July, he defended Defense Secretary Robert Gate's decision to move the THAAD system to Hawaii along with the massive SBX radar system.

all drugs.