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Author Search Results: 'Mr-Contradiction'

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Topic: Oh dear god...

Posted: 06/29/09 12:32 AM

Forum: General

At 6/29/09 12:31 AM, FatJoe214 wrote: dont tell her its that fucking simple

Correction: Don't tell he unless you want some of that sweet poon.


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Topic: Google and Billy Mays

Posted: 06/29/09 12:32 AM

Forum: General

At 6/29/09 12:27 AM, sculpted-cold wrote: Runescape

...

I am appalled.


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Topic: Anti-God Idiocy

Posted: 02/15/09 11:03 PM

Forum: General

At 2/15/09 10:47 PM, WATCHurFLAG wrote: I'm part atheist, Its not that we don't believe in god, its parts of the whole "god" thing we don't believe.

The other half is douche?


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Topic: Laptop not connecting, Desktop is?

Posted: 02/07/09 11:04 PM

Forum: General

It's called shitty laptop wireless cards... I prefer wired anyways, just to make sure that my internet isn't reflected off my refrigerator.

Bonus points to anyone who can tell where i lied.

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Topic: Please Help Me Find This Song!

Posted: 02/04/09 10:50 PM

Forum: General

At 2/4/09 10:49 PM, benjadaninja wrote: I re-created a hook of a rap/hiphop song I heard in the 90's with my voice. I really want to know what it is, please help! Here is the link to the hook of the song I re-created.
Thank-you.

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air... Gawd...


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Topic: Fuck you Hollywood.

Posted: 02/03/09 11:21 PM

Forum: General

At 2/3/09 09:43 PM, WayoftheJelly wrote: Isn't Metal Gear already a moviehurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I laughed.


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Topic: worst experiences with the game

Posted: 02/03/09 11:18 PM

Forum: General

DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Six months... gone...


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Topic: Do you make the "uahh" sound?

Posted: 02/03/09 11:17 PM

Forum: General

I thought this was about sex.

Sorry.


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Topic: Sentences that don't work

Posted: 01/31/09 12:21 AM

Forum: General

At 1/31/09 12:20 AM, Digital-Terror wrote:
At 1/31/09 12:09 AM, Mr-Contradiction wrote: Intelligent conversation on Newgrounds Forums...
That involves only 3 people.

The joke was that it is nonexistant.


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Topic: A Gamer/Jock cross-breed?

Posted: 01/31/09 12:20 AM

Forum: General

Jocks of this generation play first person shooters.

They are still ignorant to pretty much everything, but who among the currently 13-17 year old generation isn't?


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Topic: Newgrounds Backyard Wrestling

Posted: 01/31/09 12:17 AM

Forum: General

I prefer MSPaintAdventure's system of stats, Imagination, Vim and Pulchritude.


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Topic: Sentences that don't work

Posted: 01/31/09 12:09 AM

Forum: General

Intelligent conversation on Newgrounds Forums...

But seriously: Best thing since sliced bread. Sliced bread is a pretty shitty invention to be comparing with...

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Topic: i need flash animations and games

Posted: 01/31/09 12:05 AM

Forum: General

Great, I have 6 goatse screamers on my old harddrive, give me a sec and they will be loaded!!!


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Topic: No love for the semicolon

Posted: 01/31/09 12:00 AM

Forum: General

At 1/30/09 11:50 PM, TheWolfe wrote:
At 1/30/09 11:24 PM, Mr-Contradiction wrote: Most people hate semicolon's because they don't know how to use them. I never understood what's so difficult about the concept; it is beyond simple.
Most people hate semicolon's because they don't know how to use them. I never understood what's so difficult about the concept, it is beyond simple.

I was hoping that someone would correct me... Gawd its getting difficult to pull my subtle troll on these forums...


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Topic: Can someone tell me what this is?

Posted: 01/30/09 11:58 PM

Forum: General

At 1/30/09 11:57 PM, WaffleVoyager wrote: Its a man dressed in black holding a couple (man/women) whilst fire burns around them. If you read the description it makes sense.
Try downloading it and zooming out.
Do I win?

>:(

Yes.


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Topic: All you can eat restaurants...

Posted: 01/30/09 11:56 PM

Forum: General

At 1/30/09 11:48 PM, WaffleVoyager wrote:
At 1/30/09 11:46 PM, BonSkaffa wrote: oh fuuu-
It looks like your brain is shooting out of your arse. Notice the head in fig 1 and then in fig 2.
home run..

Oh lawl, a most amusing observations good sir.

Most amusing indeed...


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Topic: Can someone tell me what this is?

Posted: 01/30/09 11:55 PM

Forum: General

At 1/30/09 11:54 PM, qu3muchach0 wrote: probably a weeaboo

Hmm, I can't see it.


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Topic: Images are for weenies

Posted: 01/30/09 11:54 PM

Forum: General

That looks like a TF2 spray for some reason...

My homemade spray:

Images are for weenies


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Topic: Can someone tell me what this is?

Posted: 01/30/09 11:52 PM

Forum: General

At 1/30/09 11:48 PM, DaveB4T wrote: open to interpretation sort of thing

COP OUT!!!

I have the sinking feeling that it's a close up of an amputated gall bladder beside a jug of milk.


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Topic: There Was This Gal At My Party.

Posted: 01/30/09 11:50 PM

Forum: General

C-Cups my ass, those are barely A's.


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Topic: Can someone tell me what this is?

Posted: 01/30/09 11:44 PM

Forum: General

It's for a school project; if we don't get it right, we fail.

Link?

But it's not worth many marks so no big deal.

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Topic: All you can eat restaurants...

Posted: 01/30/09 11:40 PM

Forum: General

At 1/30/09 11:37 PM, BonSkaffa wrote:
At 1/30/09 11:27 PM, Mr-Contradiction wrote: Just goes to show, when there is something to be learned, other than how to be a blithely ignorant fuck, everyone turns the other cheek.
Buh-uh? This may be just the alcohol talking but you make no sense to me.

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Well you are experiencing the first stages of an intense bowel impaction, I wouldn't expect you to be conscious right now, let alone concise.


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Topic: "How it's Made"

Posted: 01/30/09 11:36 PM

Forum: General

At 1/30/09 07:46 PM, se7enty wrote: I remember this one episode they described how to make mirrors. I have no idea how anybody figured out how to do that.

Mages did it first, then you mortals caught on and ruined the fun.


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Topic: Remember Duddley the Dragon?

Posted: 01/30/09 11:31 PM

Forum: General

At 1/30/09 10:13 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote:
At 1/30/09 10:11 PM, SwampLord9 wrote: I honestly have never watched it.
Your a kid from Canada right?

I saw it in Canada...


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Topic: All you can eat restaurants...

Posted: 01/30/09 11:27 PM

Forum: General

At 1/30/09 11:23 PM, BonSkaffa wrote: I will shock you on two totally different issues.

At 1/30/09 11:18 PM, Mr-Contradiction wrote: Yeah, kids these days.
I'm foreign! Me no smart, I blabber moonspeak.

Interesting, did you learn it from Mr.Rogers or has someone else made a pact with General Forbes to be allowed onto the dark side?

Would your response have been different had i been a British native? Yes. This is because you are blatantly racist.

Good on you.


Watch more gory shit on Discovery.
I have not watched television in over three years and I haven't missed it for a day. No thanks.

Just goes to show, when there is something to be learned, other than how to be a blithely ignorant fuck, everyone turns the other cheek.


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Topic: No love for the semicolon

Posted: 01/30/09 11:24 PM

Forum: General

Most people hate semicolon's because they don't know how to use them. I never understood what's so difficult about the concept; it is beyond simple.


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Topic: I want to start doing music

Posted: 01/30/09 11:21 PM

Forum: General

Remember to wear protection when doing music.

Dirty whore...

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Topic: Someonepm Me To De-mod Eyelovepoozy

Posted: 01/30/09 11:20 PM

Forum: General

I find that banner in the screenie to be offensive.


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Topic: Ausfalia sucks

Posted: 01/30/09 11:19 PM

Forum: General

Guess what, its minus 30 Celsius here in Canada, maybe we can take our two former British colonies and merge their climates somehow...


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Topic: All you can eat restaurants...

Posted: 01/30/09 11:18 PM

Forum: General

At 1/30/09 11:11 PM, WaffleVoyager wrote: Silly me for using the correct medical term for shit being stuck in system. Well then i guess theres nothing left for you to do but take a big steaming dump and submerge yourself in victory.

Yeah, kids these days.

Watch more gory shit on Discovery.


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