Mods are janitors, they clean the filth that other users leave.

Do not kiss their ass, instead you should spit on their face for being part of the "untouchable" class and doing all the dirty work.

At 5/18/05 05:02 PM, Miikro wrote: yeah, she reminds me of your mom.

OH SNAP

At 5/18/05 04:58 PM, Frangek wrote:

At 5/18/05 04:57 PM, BlazingFlame wrote: LOLOLOLOOLOLO your not funny ):<

You forgot this pic:

Stfu i could kick your ass

look at me

www.schoolsmells.tk

check it out

what the hell is up with the reviews??

since when does a movie with 3000 views get 2000 reviews?

Nigga plz!

BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THE GUY WHO SLAPPED YOU

My part is the best in the movie

LOL @ RETARD WHO SET HIMSELF ON FIRE WHEN THE POLICE CAUGHT HIM

At 4/19/05 12:20 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote:

At 4/19/05 12:19 AM, Spell_Checker wrote:

At 4/19/05 12:17 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: acutually

The correct way to spell that word is "actually."

Sorry 'bout that. Now do you have something to contribute?

Alt accounts can be used for flash artists who are in several flash groups.

Like say im in the Locklegion and Clockcrew at the same time, then I would have 2 accounts, my clock account and my lock account.

Prowlies at the river was god in flash form.

I almost ejaculated in my pants after whitnessing the talent in that flash

Ok lets see if i can answer all your questions in one post since you wont be quiet

1. I was comparing the GROUP of the LL to The Joe HIMSELF because he said that ALL LOCKS are pathetic, so i compared showing that HOW can a group that has acheived so much BE pathetic? Espeiclly since Thejoe is not one to talk with his n00b flash skills.

2. To the guy who wants to lick joes penis, your pritty stupid, espcially since
"Dumbass who makes a Collection Page to kiss the LL's ass to make interweb friends - One"
yhea im sure that describes Tom Fulp perfectly, fucking retard. And yes if you READ The post, he said that LOCKS AS IN ALL LOCKS READ THIS YES IM SAYING ALL LOCKS CAN YOU READ IT?? YOU MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME, ALL LOCKS are pathetic so i compared him to ALL LOCKS.

And ok ill compare him to myself
- Awards from him, none
- Awards from me, Daily 4th, Daily 1st, underdog.
I win.
(Anyone with enough time on their hands can jack up a billion blam points, it takes talent to make movies)

To klacid, since you have no idea what your talking about, you should shut up and go back to tracing hentai for pre-pubesent NG users like yourself who jack off to that shit and vote 5.

And to anyone i missed, your most likely some Noob who has no idea what they are talking about or doing thats just trying to suck up to someone who probly sucks in the first place.

Anyways i dont want flamming shit, i never asked for arguments, you guys bitched at me, so i defended myself with valid points, some were to stupid to read the points and went fof ranting about stuff they dont know, so i made that clear.

I would like to end this, i am no longer going to reply to any more as it is a waste of my time and yours, if I offended anyone, then you probably deserved it.

But yes, the main motto in the LL and the CC is SREAD TEH LOEF. so in respect to spreading the <3.

I shouldnt of even replyed, this is a waste of my time. But hey, what can ya do?

At 4/18/05 09:30 PM, TheJoe324 wrote:

At 4/18/05 09:24 PM, Seizure_Dog wrote: Are locks a race?

Nope. Just pathetic.

Daily Features by you - zero

Daily features by the Locklegion - well over 10

Collection page dedicated to you - zero

Collection page dedicated to the LL - One

You lose

At 4/18/05 09:24 PM, Seizure_Dog wrote:

At 4/18/05 09:22 PM, Mp3_Lock wrote:

At 4/18/05 09:17 PM, TheJoe324 wrote:

At 4/18/05 09:15 PM, cheesebizkit wrote: haha mp3lock you whiny bitch

Well yeah... he IS a lock.

Fucking racist now are we?

Are locks a race?

they are now =P

At 4/18/05 09:17 PM, TheJoe324 wrote:

At 4/18/05 09:15 PM, cheesebizkit wrote: haha mp3lock you whiny bitch

Well yeah... he IS a lock.

Fucking racist now are we?

WAID ISH ANGREEEH!!

Hmm if you wanna crack down on PORTAL AWARD STEALERS, why dont you go for the mass stealers? Like KNOX who has succesfully stolen over 60 Awards with his shitty fan club mass voting on his movies. or what about ILLWILLPRESS? Whos retarded single-tweened squirrel has also stolen the awards of many hard working flash artists.

The point is NGs has a flaw, this flaw has been exposed by the SS and is most likely to happen later, prehaps you should fix the flaw, like making reviewing IP adress sensitive and not just account. Or why dont you crack down on the true portal theifs, you have no idea how sick it makes me to see well deserving flash artists get ripped from their hard earned award from KNOX who makes a shitty DUB in less then an hour and gets his fanboys to mass vote it.

It fucking makes me sick. And knox dosnt even care about his awards anymore, he just steals them for the fuck of it.

lol tremor you idiot you have six thousand and three hundred posts.

see instead of making pointless posting numbers higher in my profile, i take my spare time (which is not as much as one would think) and make flash with it, Flaash. Newgrounds is like a game you see. For me, instead of owning a gaming consol of any sort, i just play "newgrounds" the fun game in the locklegion where i make flash and get famous.

Lots of people do this too, most of us have lives, i know for a fact I do, and im still able to shit out flash movies every week, plus posting, and all that shit. It takes like 12 minutes a day out of 24 hours to rack up NG exp and blam, Its not hard at all to live a perfectly healthy and happy life AND be a NGs addict at the same time

heres a pic of a cloud/sky i made for a peice in an upcoming collaboration movie

any construcive critisim would be nice, even if it is on the smallest things

Edit from last post, i kinda screwed it up with the damn exports and movie clips bla bla bla heres the real pic

At 4/13/05 11:38 PM, HeinousDude wrote: Sure, rate me.

Your cat movie was pritty funny but shitty

your e-card was suprisingly good (since your other stuf was shit) and it was pritty underated.

heh 7/10

Im not gona rate em all so ill just do the best one

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=123582
Quite possible the most groundbreaking flash i have ever seen
9/10 good work

At 4/13/05 11:33 PM, SmallSinisterKisses wrote:

At 4/13/05 11:32 PM, WadeFulp wrote:

At 4/13/05 11:24 PM, SmallSinisterKisses wrote: Wade, have you ever sold any of your pictures professionally? I swear you could get big money with National Geographic or some nature magazines.

Nah. There are people out there who take even better bug photos than me. :)

Meh, the artist is always hardest on themselves.

No man, its true

Compared to the heavy hitting bug photographers out there, wade is an ameture n00bie

Thats right folks, i will personally rate your flash movies.

if your movie-less
then ill rate your audio

if your audio-less

then you suck but ill rate your blam / protect points

X-Naut

Post Quality:
924 posts - meh average 4/10

Level:
17 - Pfft who ISNT level 17 these days - 2/10

Username:
What the fuck is a X-naut? - 1/10

Review Quality: you have hundreds of reviews yet you didnt review my movie - 0/10

Blam/savior points : pfft a mere 33 thousand, everyones got that these days - 2/10

Style : what style? 1/10

Flash:
Holy fuck in tis section you DOMINATE, i have never in my life seen anyone with a lower batting average! Ahhaha thats halarious - 54/10

Overall.
UserBob333, I grant you a 11/10 , mainly for your godly batting average

i think i can sum my answer up in one word

sux2bu

Rate me for great Justice

At 4/13/05 11:03 PM, -king-o-games- wrote:

At 4/13/05 11:00 PM, twilight_venom wrote: i hope you're not going to post them. i had some bad experiences with bees and wasps. :(

Heh, I have never been stung by an insect, nor have I ever broken any bones. :o

neather have I and im 3 years older then you plus im always outside doing stupid shit.

heres are some more of the greatest phobias around

Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
Phallophobia- Fear of a penis
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch.

If you want to relive your stress the shin2k2 way, then just stick your dick in your cars exhaust pipe and turn on the engine

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.

The guy who named that phobia is a fucking genious

K all you need to do si call his mom over saying its an emergency, then say he had like a heart attack or something, then shell burst in and see them haven pooty-tang and you will get your ass kicked by his mom, him and his naked girlfriend, but if shes hot then thats a plus, if shes a hippo then your fucked

you pussys, spiders are mans best friend.

But honestly, how can you be scare of like a 1CM SPIDER, especially when your like 6 feet tall and could anal rape the shit out of it without trying.

To be honest when im stressed from school work i go to NGs

There i just read reviews that i never got around to or rack up on blam points.

but NGs is actually really calming, and it makes me forget that i have a major assignment due tommorow