At 11/8/09 08:09 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote:

At 11/8/09 08:03 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: Don't take it to heart... just realize he is an asshole.

What? No I'm not mad at my boss for making me cry, I'm mad at the guy that said I had it coming.

You should've grabbed his cock.

plzdntban

At 11/8/09 07:47 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: and made me cry

Whenever you feel it coming, kick the person in the fucking balls.

That thing is for old fucks who are too lazy/scared to pick their toast out of the toaster.

I'll get my grandma one though, and I won't tell her the special feature just to piss her off.

Candy is shit. Salty food is the way to go.

I think I found a new hobby.

At 11/8/09 07:45 PM, FloppyEarBeagle1337 wrote:

Anyone who says "Epic fail" needs to be shot and killed.

This I agree with. Not only I can't say "fail" in the correct way but, some internet prick from 4chan will say "FAIL?? EPIC FAIL XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!". It's really bad that I can't use a word that was destroyed by un-funny shits.

Exactly. Both those phrases were killed so quickly and anybody who uses them together sounds like a fucking moron.

At 11/8/09 07:39 PM, Guest8792 wrote: This thread is Epic Fail.

Anyone who says "Epic fail" needs to be shot and killed.

And yeah I agree, TV does suck and always did. The only thing I watch on TV is sports, because everything else is pointless.

I'd love to be a girl for a day, I wouldn't have the same method of jerking off all the time. I would be able to stick various objects up my cunt, and there wouldn't be a stop.

Also teasing men would be funny.

Racist is funny.
Murder is funny.
Rape is funny.
Cancer is funny.
Incest is funny.

Learn your Newgrounds.

At 11/8/09 04:54 PM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: Wow even you guys argue about genres, I though that was limited to the youtube fags :p

Protest The Hero - Bloodmeat

Don't you know, this place is full of genre scientists.

Oh, and Helloween sucks. Can we all listen to some metal that doesn't have any transsexual vocals? kthx

I'm 15 and just started shaving 2 months ago. I'm grateful I started, I can't even believe how much more awesome I look.

At 11/2/09 07:25 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Blackened death? Dissection all the way.

You seem to always mention them when we talk about Blackened Death.

Not that it's a bad thing, though. They are awesome.

My thoughts on smokers smoking to make themselves look cool is that it's supposed to be a bad thing, and doing bad things makes you uncommon and stand out. Attention purposes.

At 11/2/09 05:26 AM, AniMetal wrote: You're very short duff.

I went as a 70's/80's glam rocker/metaler.

Sadly, no pictures were taken.

That's nothing. I was a giant penis monster.

Oh, and it was black, too.

Gah, just got all the medals on Revert to Growth soon to find out that they are broken.

Oh well, it was an awesome game anyway.

At 11/1/09 04:03 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Yeah, they're deathcore.

I won't hurt you for enjoying them (even though I despise them) just so long as you don't admit to liking Bring Me The Horizion and Waking the Cavader. Then you're in trouble.

Alright, that's cool. I don't like Bring me the Horizon and Waking the Cadaver is just funny bad. Most of the deathcore bands kind of sound like Cannibal Corpse wannabes.

Blood Red Throne - Slaying the Lamb

Originality +1

Just my luck, I'm at number 51 this week. Fuck. Looks like I'm going to have to get a bunch more if I at least want to make it next week.

At 10/31/09 09:26 PM, Zodir wrote: listlol

Thanks for the list. I was really impressed with Dark Funeral, I think i'll start listening to them for a while.

Also, is Job for a Cowboy supposed to be deathcore? Because I just started listening to them, and I have to admit they're pretty good.

Don't hurt me

At 10/31/09 06:33 PM, Piss wrote: Any crying infant can match the talents of a heavy metal vocalist.

You're a dumbass. Metal is probably too fast for you to comprehend, because you know nothing about music. Go try to do metal vocals, and see how tough it really is. You obviously were making a terrible interpretation by posting that, without thinking and just pulling whatever's on the top of your head out of your ass.

Sorry for being a total dick, but when somebody posts something as ridiculous as what you said I have to act this way.

After seeing Corey Taylor's name on that list, I know it's just a piece of shit.

They should at least have someone like Angela Gossow on there, just because she's a woman and she's still amazing.

HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN

Sorry about that. Anyway, I downloaded so much of Behemoth on my iPod, I didn't even hear all of their songs. All I know is, their fucking sick.

Besides that, I need some more metal bands to listen to. Someone recommend me anything of melodic, black, thrash, or death metal that's not on my list so far:

Amon Amarth
Arch Enemy
Behemoth
Blood Red Throne
Cannibal Corpse
Carnal Forge
Children of Bodom
Cradle of Filth
Cryptopsy
Deathchain
Deicide
Devildriver
Dew-Scented
Dimmu Borgir
Dying Fetus
Gwar
Hypnosia
In Flames
Insomnium
Kataklysm
Lamb of God
Meshuggah
Metallica
Moonspell
Nile
Scarve
The Scourger
Septic Flesh
Sepultura
Sinners Bleed
Slayer
Sodom
Suffocation
Trigger The Bloodshed
Vader
Venom

At 10/28/09 08:44 PM, Zodir wrote: Am I the only one really pissed off about this?
Granted its from the 80s, but they take the bands SO SERIOUSLY! Am I the only one who can tell that the Morbid Angel guy was being really sarcastic?

If I ever saw that bitch reporter, I would snap her fucking neck.

First of all, they're forgetting about other music like rap, that talk about far worse shit than metal. Second, they shouldn't be getting involved in our business, we listen to our music while they listen to ours, and we should respect each other. They shouldn't be accusing us for no reason.

Oh, and to answer your question, I was severely pissed off about that as well, probably more than you if anything.

At 10/27/09 06:56 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: You guys are forgetting the heaviest, tr00est all-girl band... KITTIE

All of them except the one on the left.

At 10/27/09 06:51 PM, 111122223138 wrote: and do you agree that mario is better than.. everything?

Pretty much.

Gameplay > Graphics

31 years for that?

Holy shit, people are really just way too sensitive nowadays.

At 10/27/09 01:23 AM, AniMetal wrote: I've finally found a metal band with all female members!

Do I win?

Vocals are decent, but the instrumentals are WAY slow.

Women belong in the kitchen.

At 10/26/09 06:43 PM, Tobi wrote: Well, NG, any similiar experiances?

Not with a hobo, but with some asshole drug attic who tried to act all tough in front of his girlfriend and attempted to fight me.

Too bad a cop was right there, lol.

At 10/26/09 08:16 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:

At 10/26/09 07:50 PM, mothballs wrote:

Cryptopsy - Worship your Demons

How did that show up?

lolwut

At 10/26/09 06:53 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: Most of the guys that are in to Black Metal here go on to Doom. Alex did too. I guess I'm old skool. St8 legit brah.

The only black metal I listen to that I can think of at the moment is Dimmu Borgir, Moonspell and Behemoth, but I still fucking love it.

I'm going to assume that Doom is a band, therefore I will go check them out.

Cryptopsy - Worship your Demons