God knows why a woman would bother having sex right after having a blood clot like that.

At 11/25/09 03:07 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote: We all know there aren't really any boys on the internet.

I was born a guy, but my dick got cut off at the age of 3 by a really scary vampire.

Does that still count?

Bullshit, black people are never gay.

At 11/25/09 02:27 PM, zalecot wrote: *suppresses a giggle*

also, she has two eyes she should have gotten up and went back to what she was doing...

That's an assumption. You have no idea whether she had two eyes, or if she was a pirate.

But yeah, I once shot this girl in the face with a pen on my rubber band, and shit I couldn't even say how fast it went. Since it was from a faraway distance I never got caught, but yes, she was hurt, and it was funny.

Well then, that makes me feel a whole lot better about my goth fetish.

I guess I have the right to say that YOU, sir, are fucking crazy.

At 11/24/09 07:26 PM, smeagol1 wrote: this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtjksfgCp 0I

That song is related to this is a lot of different ways.

At 11/25/09 06:55 PM, batman64 wrote: Oh shit, missingjack likes High ON Fire>
That there is one fine band.
I knew I made the right choice letting you in.

I fucking love HOF, this song in particular.

In addition, I WOULD LIKE TO PUT EVERYONE'S ATTENTION TOWARDS ANOTHER EXTREMELY FUCKING UNDERRATED BLACK METAL BAND.

At 11/23/09 08:31 PM, DM692 wrote: Experimental Metal: Meshuggah

I less than three Meshuggah.

Deathcore: Amon Amarth

They're not deathcore, man. They're melodic death. But yes, they are still awesome.

Set aside all the people mentioning classic metal and core shit, my favorites are in this order:

1. Dew-Scented
2. Vader
3. Insomnium
4. Kataklysm
5. Dark Tranquillity
6. In Flames
7. Suffocation
8. Cannibal Corpse
9. Meshuggah
10. Dimmu Borgir

I'm not going to post my full list, because i'll probably run out of characters, lol. But those are my current favorites, at least the ones that made the top 10. I have a million others, just can't name them all.

Dunno, man. I guess the more the merrier.

Also I guess if you're fucking a girl with huge tits they start slapping on her chest over and over again, then it gets funny.

At 11/24/09 02:40 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:

At 11/23/09 08:41 PM, mothballs wrote: The Black Dahlia Murder (I know, I'm late on this one)

<3

Better late than never

lol ZpLiNtEh, I know you love BDM, but seems like not that many people on here like them.

At 11/23/09 09:58 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

Dark Tranquillity

I think they have recorded a few of the best melodic death metal tracks ever written. They fucking kickass.
Btw, I have listenned to some of my high-school years albums and I found myself thinking that In Flames albums, Colony and Clayman were actually pretty good.

Out of them all, this is easily the band I've been listening to the most for the past week. I'll be honest, my favorite genre is melodic death metal. Just has the emotion, along with the brutality and awesomeness. Still like Insomnium and Kataklysm the best though, but I pretty much been only liking Dark Tranquillity's song "Focus Shift".

The Black Dahlia Murder (I know, I'm late on this one)

You are late and going to be hated for this. As far as I'm concerned, I'd say they really aren't that great. They sound a little too generic for my tastes, but really aren't as bad as the other guys says.

I know. I didn't consider them THAT great, just a new band for me. I like to listen to different stuff, and to be honest I never really liked them that much until I heard the song "Funeral Thirst". Meh, whatever. Not really that big of a deal to me.

Oh, and Luigi is releasing a new album called "Yoshi Wooms" and WILL in fact have the bagel song on it. Thank god, I got so worried they wouldn't.

New bands I started listening to in the past week:

God Dethroned
Dark Tranquillity
The Black Dahlia Murder (I know, I'm late on this one)
Luigi (fuck you)

At 11/21/09 04:43 PM, Interventionism wrote: Avenged Sevenfold are metal.
Slipknot.

gtfo

At 11/21/09 06:16 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Well I got some great or bad news depending how it is to you. Sirtom will be back by march 3rd.

Was he in Metal Hell? If that's so, i'll probably ask him how jail was. Maybe he got raped. That would be funny, lol.

Dark Tranquillity - Focus Shift

At 11/17/09 12:23 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Black metal is not right away satanic. There are Norse black metal bands with viking themes. Sure there are bands that the whole theme is hail satan blah blah blah death to christ. But I prefer to look at the pagan roots to black metal.

Yeah but the black metal that is satanic seems to have the most emotion to it for me. Also, I think Gorgoroth is hilarious. Am I a bad person?

Enslaved
Unleashed
Ragnarok
Mirror Throne
Carpathein Forest
Dark Forest
Dark Fortress

Meh, thanks for the list man, I liked the bands, but Dark Fortress is probably the only one I would bother listening to.

And correct me if I'm wrong, Unleashed's song "underoath" kind of sounds like core. Amirite?

Gaaah, I'm listening to so much Black Metal lately I'm starting to be on the side of Satan. Here are the bands that I've been listening to (the good ones):

Blodsrit
1349
Krypt
Tsjuder
Immortal

Give me some more, I need more Satan shit to listen to.

At 11/14/09 09:17 PM, Nev wrote:

At 11/14/09 09:03 PM, mothballs wrote: Killswitch is full of pussies. They can't make good music because the singer is bald and he has cancer.

Killswitch are good.
And Howard would fuck you up. He's a beefy motherfucker.

Howard has cancer, lol

That's a tough one. I guess it kind of depends what kind of taco and what kind of pizza, if you're comparing my favorites (Pepperoni pizza and hard tacos) i'd have to go with tacos. They're a lot more filling and have the best taste.

Pizza kind of makes me feel like shit after I eat it, for some reason.

At 11/14/09 09:40 PM, H-K-S wrote:

At 11/14/09 09:37 PM, mothballs wrote:

At 11/14/09 09:36 PM, H-K-S wrote: You follow something is considered the ultimate evil which is telling your christian god

I'm not Christian, dumbass. I just think people suck and they should all be burned.

You follow Satan, it's made up by christains.

So you're saying that satanic people are Christian? Grow a fucking brain.

You don't even know what I go through, so you shouldn't be calling me a dumb spoiled fuck either. If anything, YOU are the dumb spoiled fuck, simply because you don't even know what you're talking about.

At 11/14/09 09:36 PM, H-K-S wrote: You follow something is considered the ultimate evil which is telling your christian god

I'm not Christian, dumbass. I just think people suck and they should all be burned.

At 11/14/09 09:34 PM, supperman2 wrote:

At 11/14/09 09:33 PM, mothballs wrote: But if I do go there, Satan will give me cookies and milk, right?

joke topic

1. Deposit your fucking XP
2. Read the rest of the fucking topic
3. Repeat

So, lately i've been worshipping Satan.

I've been getting sick and tired of people lately. It seems like the world is getting filled with more and more hypocrites, stupid people and assholes. They make everything I do seem wrong and act like hypocrites about it.

So i've gotten into Black Metal (satanic) a while ago but I'm listening to it more and more lately. I've stopped saying the pledge at school, and stopped being religious. I truly believe Satan is my master now. After a while my dad asks me why I would blurt out "ALL HAIL SATAN" at random times, and I told him the story.

Now he gave me a whole lecture of why I'm going to Hell. But if I do go there, Satan will give me cookies and milk, right? I mean, he must love me and all in return for worshipping him, right?

Now I'm a little scared. Should I get a cute little puppy to make up for my sins?

At 11/14/09 03:47 PM, gt44coder wrote: after my mother died

lol

plzdntban

At 11/14/09 06:46 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: Killswitch Engage is pretty awesome, what the fuck? Too much breakdowns? What is a song with less breakdowns to you? I am the forest heart by Marblebog, which looks like it's the same progression of chords over and over?

Killswitch is full of pussies. They can't make good music because the singer is bald and he has cancer.

Oh, and they're metalcore, so gtfo.

My longest song is called Pain, which is just some guy getting shot in the leg and screaming for 14 hours straight.

Anyway, there's this guy that I know that says he listens to metal, and then he started telling me how awesome Killswitch Engage was.

So what do I do, shoot him, hang him, noose him, strangle him, stab him or drown him?

At the Gates - Blinded by Fear

At 11/10/09 05:50 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: The Black Dahlia Murder (<3)
Children Of Bodom
Amon Amarth
Hypocrisy
Sylosis

Sorry about that, I missed 4 of those. I listen to all the above except Sylosis, so i'll check them out. Thanks.

Gonna ask for some recommendations for some melodic death bands, it's pretty much the genre I most frequently listen to. Here are the bands that I currently listen to, just so you don't recommend me something I already know:

Insomnium (My current favorite)
Kataklysm
In Flames
Arch Enemy (heard somewhere they are melo death)
Meshuggah

That's about all I know (at least, the ones I listen to most) so someone please recommend me others.

At 11/8/09 08:09 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote:

At 11/8/09 08:03 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: Don't take it to heart... just realize he is an asshole.

What? No I'm not mad at my boss for making me cry, I'm mad at the guy that said I had it coming.

You should've grabbed his cock.

plzdntban

At 11/8/09 07:47 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: and made me cry

Whenever you feel it coming, kick the person in the fucking balls.

That thing is for old fucks who are too lazy/scared to pick their toast out of the toaster.

I'll get my grandma one though, and I won't tell her the special feature just to piss her off.

Candy is shit. Salty food is the way to go.

I think I found a new hobby.

At 11/8/09 07:45 PM, FloppyEarBeagle1337 wrote:

Anyone who says "Epic fail" needs to be shot and killed.

This I agree with. Not only I can't say "fail" in the correct way but, some internet prick from 4chan will say "FAIL?? EPIC FAIL XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!". It's really bad that I can't use a word that was destroyed by un-funny shits.

Exactly. Both those phrases were killed so quickly and anybody who uses them together sounds like a fucking moron.