chicks dig it... get a tattoo of the article on your chest...

my wings haven't sprouted yet so i have no justification for fear...

i like to think of it as "growing down" when we come to the ng forums... i'm 27 and it gives me chance to be 13 again...

a fatter and older 13...

there's a store a few miles from my house that sells this old memorabilia of black face and white gloves... frightening to think that times have changed so dramatically over the years...

google housecall. it's fantastic! it's made by trendmicro and is free and requires no install.

triple threat

36" crt... i can't bring myself to buy anything bigger than that...

you make a rather loud point...

louder is smarter... right?

i would've covered him in peanut butter and took him to my grandmas house...

$50... $22... $173... $1... that's my final offer.

i'm eating raw slab bacon right now... my heart hurts...

i can't feel my arm anymore

i believe in AND pray to potato chip jesus riding a raptor... your salvation comes in the way of a salty jurassic park!

:enjoy!

you think of nudists as free porn? that's the most brilliant thing i've ever heard!

wow...

without the french, we wouldn't have french fries!

wait... that's not right at all...

video games are influential. diablo 2 made me hate the devil and mario 3 made me hate italians.

good times... that reminds me of this one time at night court when i get my head stuck in a gumball machine...

"look it's a laptop"...

uncreative

i dawnt git iht. ahm soo confewsd. defuhnitlee.

i got to play guitar hero with jonathon davis from korn when i was doing the guitar hero 2 competitions.

i think when bad people die, they go to hoboken, new jersey and good people go to iceland. i'm also retarded.

kiiiiiiiiill frenzy! sometimes video games have it right. you don't need trust people when you can just kill them.

wait... if there's a crew and members are using their names, then it's no longer anonymous.

/confused

enjoy it while it lasts. make sure to only put fake, plastic costume jewelry in it. that makes your penis stronger!

lies lies lies

outside of an abortion clinic... in broad daylight... on top of my car... shouting "look at how many babies i'm aborting!"...

lies

meh, it's alright.

umm, yes people are most definitely that stupid. i worked for an aol call center a few years back. nothing gets worse then the questions you're asked there.

i'd be french toast because i am neither french nor toast.

you need to do a spyware/malware scan of your system. housecall can do it.

how the hell did you break a headphone jack? those things are pretty friggin strong. regardless, you'll have to remove the sound card and hope like hell you can push it out from the back.

"don't eat the bisque!"

somehow i knew this topic wasn't real. rape is so hillarious! keep up the good work. A++ post. would buy again.