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At 4/28/06 09:48 PM, GSgt_Liberal wrote: *crosses fingers* 5'10" 5'10" 5'10"

If I say it enough-it'll happen.

I'm 6'2

At 4/28/06 08:38 PM, fli wrote: Opps--

Do not tell me you have your vegetable fetish again.

But you know what sucks the worse for me then the rest of you.

If you worked on muscle it would show, I have no physically tone to my body.

My muscles seem to be surronded by fat.

I've added 40 pounds to my bench(brining it to a wonderful 180) and 10 pounds to my straight bar curl(75) not to mention doing 200 in Leg extension and curls but my arms, legs and chest look flabby still.

If you checked closely you can tell it's not fat, I can't pull any fat on them but they just look fat with no muscle.

It's sucks.
I hate having my genetics.
Scotch Irish and German just sucks to mix.

This will barely have any effect on America.

The only part that will suffer slightly is the southwest.

Up in the North, NorthWest, East, , North East we'll be completely fine.

Seriously, if your living in an area thats 96% white or a city thats 74% white, I think will do fine.

Anyways whats the worst that will happen, our newspapers won't be delivered.

At 4/28/06 05:06 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 4/28/06 04:55 PM, YankeeFli wrote:

20 minutes? Sounds like you need to work on that.

I'm a virgin.

At 4/28/06 04:55 PM, TheNewAgeOutlaw wrote:

At 4/28/06 04:52 PM, YankeeFli wrote:

If you'd stop fucking your sister, you would have a better understanding of why it is frowned upon. Unless you want a baby with two cocks, you should stop banging the bejeezus out of granny.

So that's your reason for having incest illegal is because of genetic deformaties.

At 4/28/06 04:54 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 4/28/06 04:39 PM, YankeeFli wrote: 320 is pretty big mate.

I'm down from 340, give or take a few pounds. So don't be worried, it's coming off one way or another.

You know, having sex three times a week for 20 minutes is like running 75 miles by the end of the year.

I'm sure you do seeing as how Vatican city has no residential areas.

Whats wrong with Incest people.

Seriously, if there two consenting adults who love each other let em do what they want.

At 4/28/06 02:45 PM, Mick_the_champion wrote:

At 4/28/06 02:23 PM, Britkid wrote:

There's no such clan...unless you mean MacDonald Clan.

Yeah, I remeber Macdonalds, one of the few clans that stayed Catholic.

Campbells though were pussy traitors that helped out the english numerous times.

Macgregor is my clan though.

At 4/28/06 04:39 PM, Rookie1 wrote:

Now the US says Canada sucks but next time there is a draft watch em all run up here like pussies.

You realize that we can get them back right.

Canada will no longer put assylum onto consientious objectors.

And likewise there will probally never be a draft again.

At 4/28/06 04:35 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 4/28/06 04:30 PM, YankeeFli wrote:

That's for saying I had an eatin' problem last week, twerp.

Kind late aren't you.

And I didn't mean it to be mean, Were just all worried about your well being.

320 is pretty big mate.

I usually hate most politic talk radio shows...

Except for the Savage Nation.

It's just funny to listen to.

At 4/28/06 04:26 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 4/28/06 03:57 PM, fli wrote:

Goddamnit, I'm a dirty hippie.

The first step is admitting it.

But you can't be a hippie, your to self centered, violent, loud and overwieght to be a hippie.

At 4/28/06 02:52 PM, -MuTe_EcHo- wrote:

Its no wonder there were already Muslim scientists,meteorologists,chemists,and doctors performing modern advances a thousand years before attempted by the europeans.

Because the Midde East was at a crossroads between the Orient and Europe so they were in a sense just middlemen to the whole things.

But once the America's were found, the Middle East went to hell.

At 4/28/06 04:14 PM, TheArcticPenguin wrote:

At 4/28/06 04:12 PM, the_scouser wrote:

Oh, I remember you. And NO, there is no holes in Antarctica, silly >:(

Yeah there are.

During the Antartic explorations, men dug loads of holes and parts.

At 4/28/06 03:52 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

Jews didn't take anything from Palestinians.

Unless you consider the Phonecians and the other little tribes in Judea the original Palestinians.

And Alteen, Why would Nazi Germany have a publicaly knownCatholic Bishop that supported Nazi Germany if the Catholic Religion was being persecuted and killed and the Pope pretty much bitched Germany out.

I've always wanted to take LSD just to see what the fuck Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds was all about.

You'll last 30 seconds.

At 4/27/06 08:00 PM, WtFpWnZoRs wrote: well stairway to heaven by led zeppelin is kinda hard maybe tell them to play sumthin more easier

Have you ever listened to Yesterday by the Beatles.

It' s really not that hard.

At 4/27/06 07:53 PM, ChocloMan wrote: In my school, about 70% of the people who play guitar know Stairway to Heaven.
Not yesterday though.

Schools different then mine.

I usually get emo shit or Green day.

Though a few times I got Wish you were Here and While my Guitar Gently Weeps.

At 4/27/06 07:43 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 4/27/06 07:40 PM, YankeeFli wrote:

Look kid, if you can't get your vertebrae fracturated from a kick in the spine, it's not a real sport.

You mean like Greco-Roman Wrestling.

At 4/27/06 07:40 PM, PurpleHaze007 wrote: I doubt they suck, you're most likely just choosing a song they're unfamiliar with in terms of keying it.

Stairway to Heaven is the fucking basis of playing a guitar.

If you can't play that song, then you can't play the guitar.

I agree with you, I feel that the Jews are getting to powerfull for thier own good.

What we need is another racial cleansing.
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And if any are wondering this is Sarcasm

At 4/27/06 07:38 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 4/27/06 07:14 PM, YankeeFli wrote:

Is baseball the one where they shake their asses at the audience and run like sissies, or the one where they shake their asses at the audience and run like sissies with sissy body protection?

Jeeze, a South American talking bad about baseball.

Whats the problem, lost your Lhama this morning.

Do you ever have those kids in your school bring in guitars so that they look cool and all that.

But the usually suck.

For example, i've asked every time a kid in my school who brough in a guitar to play Stairway to Heaven or Yesterday.

I have yet to get someone to play either one of those songs.

Is this just me. Am I being to hard on the kids or do they suck?

Sorry picture.

But I know what you mean, it's different to us.

And I have yet to find Edinburough Rock candy.

You mean like Flake candy...

At 4/27/06 07:30 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 4/27/06 06:39 PM, lapis wrote:

At 4/27/06 03:10 PM, Empanado wrote:

My google will not submit to the imperialism of the developed world's google.

Isn't Chile a direct result from imperialism.

At 4/27/06 07:21 PM, o_r_i_g_i_n_a_l wrote:

At 4/27/06 07:06 PM, YankeeFli wrote:

Plus, wouldn’t it make a lot of sense to reduce our dependency on oil? not just for short term political reasons, but lets face it, it’s going to run out one day.

You gotta remember that we are the larges consumers, producers and importers on energy.

The American economy and life is built into fossil fuels.

We are 11th in oil reserves, 1st in coal, and sixth in natural gas.

Not to mention that one third of our country is covered by trees.

This is a good link
http://www.eia.doe.g../Usa/Background.html

At 4/27/06 07:12 PM, Leap wrote:

At 4/27/06 06:56 PM, YankeeFli wrote:
Go fuck yourself Jew.

Since when was Jew EVER a valid insult, come up something a little more orginal next time,

Easy there killer, I was joking there.
Here's a hint, Any time I ever use jew in a insult or remark, i'm being sarcastic.

How can Red Sox be good? They are an AMERICAN football team, the whole sport is fundamentally flawed.

Uhm, there Baseball.

You know the Major League Baseball.