6,779 Forum Posts by "morefngdbs"
hhaa..... sorry can't write ,can'tt stopppp laughiiiii nnngggg....
What about the... rumor, that jesus tried to get it on with ole Mary,
and thats when jesus found out that his god given powers could also be a curse.
rumor was that after they got out of their clothes jesus reached down between her legs and touched her, and she" healed" .
a little known story from jesus's life.
Nuclear power plants- the most dangerous way man has come up with to boil water.
As to the argument for less pollution, where the f--- do you put spent fuel rods whoose danger to living things and poisoning the environment for 30,000 years.
Have you ever thought about sticking your head up your ass, Then you'll be fighting for air!
Cars suck, I love pick up trucks. I've got a 2002 3/4 ton GMC 4x4 4doorwith the last of the true 350 motor's.
I like most of the work by all of them, wish I had just a hint of their talent.
At 4/6/05 04:49 PM, indianwrestler wrote: Who is the oldest golden grounds user on newgrounds, I saw one guy who was 42(he might be lying).
you are only as old as you feel. And what does age have to do with anything ?
A 'friend' sent you an e-mail , delete the stupid thing, e-mail them back tell'em to f, off with the useless crap, and ask for a picture of their mom naked ,or better yet send them a picture of their mother naked.
At 4/8/05 11:36 AM, Ozcar wrote: I've heard I've been nominated for Pope
Get yourself a crock and start heating it . You can get the contents to put in your crock from any farm with cattle. good luck.
Who cares what a bunch of backward, old farts without a hint of common sense,decide. After all the bible, jesus and much of what they preach is unprovable, male dominated fuckin bullshit. The LORD is all powerful, the LORD can save you, the LORD will forgive your sins and bless you BUT: The lord needs money lots and lots of money so please fill up the collection plate, or mail it in to -( television evangelical religious quack of your choice)what a crock of molten bullshit.
I wonder if they'll let you supersize that.
Get a checker board, replace checkers with shot glasses, fill with favorite potent beverage. enjoy.
Good fuckin riddence , the only way it could be better is if it had happen at his "firms" big lawyers meeting,boom huge explosion, and 100+ of the blood suckers had kicked off with him.
in todays society you need a way to prove who you are. I.D. is how it's done.
In Canada even if your not on the voters list -say you just moved, you show up at the polling station with a picture I.D. ,your new address being in that polling stations district the electoral officer will put you on the list. allowing you to vote. In my case I had my forwarded mail,it contained my voter's registration card . so I also gave them that. As a citizen you have the right to vote its to bad so many choose not to.
The male came first , the chicken well she was just faking the orgasm, bitch.
It sure does sound like more fun than self abuse. who knows it maybe good for your teeth
At 4/7/05 07:44 PM, Guthrie wrote: Cashews > all.
Cashews are not a nut. That is why you never see them in a shell.
At 4/7/05 07:07 PM, TheChaosDemon wrote: what is your favorite nut? mine are peanuts, the only thing bad about them is that they take a long time to open
your a nut , peanuts come preopened(deshelled) in a jar, smooth, crunchy, so get a spoon and knock yourself out.
At 10/30/04 11:29 PM, -deletedClock- wrote: All i can to you all is I love you all <3
Every just spread the love!!
It's just so much love right now.......I mean I love you all.
What is the name of the drug you did that put you in that mood. I don't love you but, have a nice day...
Prefer dogs
cats are ok as a snack or in soup but dogs truely are mans best friend.
At 4/7/05 12:46 PM, vibes wrote: Today I was eating a banana and I got half way through it before realising it really looked like a penis. Then I freaked out because I thought I might have subconciously decided to eat the banana because it did look like a penis. Am I gay?
There is no doubt -your a QUEER, but it might not be so bad you might get to be the one on top.
I would be on the side of legalising buds. But with some legal ramifications as with alcohol, driving while drinking is stupid it can cause you to more easily lose control and harm yourself , but more importantly you could harm someone else. same thing with pot.
I think a little self restraint on a pot smokers part might, help to change a lot of people in our soceities views on a weed which has never been proven to be anywhere near as harmful as alcohol and tobacco.
About the 2nd amendment
Sorry man(eh) I'm Canadian, what the hell is an amendment of your rights? You mean there once was your rights then you change 'em but you note there has been a change by calling it an amendment?
none of those things bother me/ I'm lookin on the bright side of life today
Tobacco -double your fun, smoke em 2 at a time.
Meat -If god didn't want us to kill animals,
1. he wouldn't have made them out of meat
2. meat wouldn't be so tasty, and good for you
Bloody/oil -pres. bush , public view
we're helping them help themselves
,private view
oil feilds are pumping, & we're helping ourselves
Violence - god ,gave us the ability to know right from wrong
god ,gave us the ability to choose
At 4/2/05 01:06 AM, supershadow979 wrote: should i do my boy friend whants me to lose my virginity and it will be this monday at 4th lunch please should i do it to him or not?
The great thing about virginity is that it's easy to cure.
So do you want to be cured ? It is about your wishes not his, you get to decide
unless your raped.
In Canada It is not all that difficult to legally buy guns -Isn't hard to get illeagal ones for that matter
My point is what if you made it damn near impossible to get hand guns and machine guns.
That would leave you with the ability to own shotguns and long guns(rifles) you could hunt, shoot recreationally,protect yourself and wouldn't violate the ,right to bear arms in the states, and because of their size they are so much harder to hide it might make it harder to sneak guns into places where smaller weapons are a problem now.
Just an idea, not an outright ban because I do believe an old quote "that if the Gov. ever outlaws guns only outlaws will have guns "
At 4/1/05 01:51 PM, VerseChorusVerse wrote: I have a question for all of those people who find nothing unacceptable about homosexuality:
How far are you willing to push this country? Homosexuality is clearly unnatural and I, as a Christian, believe that homosexual behavior is wrong and sinful; but where do you draw the line? If we allow homosexuality, then why not allow polygamy (actually, the ACLU is already trying to legalize that)? If polygamy, then why not bestiality? If bestiality, then why not necrophilia? That's the problem I have with liberalism; it seems they attempt to push this country as far left and so-called "tolerating" as possible. Sure, they tolerate everyone that agrees with them, but when conservatives with actual "moral standards" challenge their radical ideas, they freak out and call them fascist bigots. I am a conservative independent, and I care about where this country is headed. I do not like how liberals twist the consitution to meet their own agenda; never in their wildest dreams would the forefathers believe that homosexuality would be ever considered "socially acceptable" in America. There are many things liberals are trying to do in this country that would shock the founders, and it doesn't take much to realize this. I'd just like to know how much needs to be done to the United States before liberals will be satisfied.
Homosexual's are clearly unnatural! WHat the fuck, If your belief in your righteous GOD is that- it/he/she are omnipudent, all powerful, created the world in 7 days, blah, blah, blah,blah ,puke.
Then God must have created Homo's - oohhh am I twisting your little compressed brain,do you think god didn't create them they just came to be on their own-If that was the case maybe this proves there is more than one god.
You like so many others are reacting to your BRAIN WASHING by the religious teachers you were instructed by as you have grown up.
God did not write the Bible. God did not write the Koran, There is no proven text anywhere that god has written( befor someone tries to bring up the 10 commandments) remember moses went up the mountain alone, and came back with the so called Laws of God.
A Man- some poor oppressed member of an oppressed people started the religious writings of the bible, also the same thing with the koran ,a man (or men)wrote it. When god tells me to my face I'm fucking wrong and I'm going to pay, well that won't bother me at all. I know in a universe as big as we are discovering ours to be, if god even exists. I am so far down the list of gods problems to deal with that the sun I enjoy every day will be a long and distant memory. at a possible couple hundred million years of life left in it I'll be long dead and might enjoy the change.
Your preachers may think that their intentions are good , but isn't the road to Hell paved in those.
And finally I'm from Cape Breton and we have immunity, we can't go to hell the devil will not accept us.
At 4/1/05 11:03 PM, Elfer wrote: Oh, and just for all us pro-death folks, I just want to say, stop using the parasite argument, it just makes us look stupid.
The mother's body feeds the baby, the baby does not feed off of the mother's body.
Give it up , a baby is parasidic on the female,- ever experienced it- been the male partner involved multiple times. There are some M a g o R changes to what happens to the mother, all during and well after!!! I have had both -carried to term - and aborted- children( bet that word can open a can of worms) Some Quote" Til you walk a mile in someone else's shoe , you should not judge."
At 3/23/05 05:58 PM, Kieland wrote: "Our enemies are cunning and resourceful, so are we. They are always looking for new ways to hurt the American public, and so are we." -Georgie Bush.
"Fool me once.... uh shame... shame on me. Uh.. fool me twic... ya can't fool me again!" -Georgie Bush.
"We'll call it the Patriot Act and it will entail the following..." - Unknown... alright I made this last one up, but still it gets the message across.
As a born again Christian Georgeorgeorgeogge... sorry ever since George Carlin, I find writing that name tough. G. dubya Bush believes that >75% of the people he leads are going to hell! When asked about evolution as so far proven by scientific fact against the views preached by "his" faith he said " I haven't made my mind up about that"
If he had said that before the election, and still 58 million of you voted for him, this planet is fucked.
At 3/10/05 09:45 PM, satanman1 wrote: Okay, personally, I think communism is a good system, but it would only work in a Utopian society where people aren't power hungry and greedy (pretty much impossible with most humans). Besides that, communism (in theory) should have NO form of government whatsoever. This is near impossible in a modern world based mostly rally-round-the-flag/defend-the-homeland nations. This is why I think communism is pretty much dead in the water.
I just went through all previous posts and I would like to ask any of you who are really interested in a story on communism, and how the story can start from civil disobedience "where all become equal" to a twisted mess(just as all political powers become) Check out an author -George Orwell, a guy who wrote of tolitarianism in the 1940's the book is "Animal Farm" And it may have been written as fiction then- I don't think so.-
