6,779 Forum Posts by "morefngdbs"
Hell , that was a disappointing read. I thought that being a state in 'da union' , that some gov. bastard(s) might have made it illegal for you to hunt with your machine guns. or maybe they were trying to cramp the hunter's style by outlawing laser sites or I don't know - no more rabbit hunting with a howlitzer.
But seriously cats. if theres a problem with cats, just let the orientals open a few more restaurants, that'll clear up your extra cat problem.
Ah yes ,Self Abuse- also cheaper than having a girl friend
This whole concept your all going on about is a little like the chicken or the egg.
what am I talking about you ask
Did god create man - OR- did man create god.
and moving farther if created by different men/women is that why there are different gods and the subsequent religious BULLSHIT-sorry ,didn't mean to yell, ummm
religious dogma to go with these gods
so do I have a point ,is it sticking in your throat, or up your ass?
At 4/12/05 08:48 PM, XXXMATTXXX wrote: seriously hot man.
you one lucky fuck,i have 4 girls in love with me but there either repulsively ugly or over 400 pounds(not exagerating)
xxxmattxxx, are you nuts you don't have to take the ugly ones out in public . Just fuck them you'll see -nothin like a fat chick or an ugly one for that matter( what the hell, can you see in the dark) they'll go all the way man and there so grateful. try it, just don't let your 'friends' find out... even if they do. just tell 'em----its way better than self abuse.
Sure sounds like someone is a LITTLE bit frustrated , see if there is someone who seems to care about you. Maybe if you try it with someone who give a fuck ,you just might like it.
It'll get alot better if you can find someone who doesn't slap you around &whip it in, whip it out,& wipe it on your curtains.
Have a nice day.
Kong, yes in the perfect future you will all be equals, just remember that my friends and family will be more equal than yours. It has something to do with the Golden Rule-
Those with the gold(& guns) make the rules. and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
And by thinking that way I realise there will probably be someone out there with more of that than I and my family and friends have---- uh oh I think the perfection is going to come unravelled.
You could always start selling dope. You don't have to go hardcore, just sell some pot or hash, maybe see if you can get your hands on some good acid once in awhile. Hell the work won't be hard , go slow be careful. Before you know it you'll be running your own busines and it'll help you learn... yeah, you'll be able to do inventory control, reordering, you'll learn to understand what supply and demand can do to prices. As well as handleing money, payments ,collections bet it would be good for you.
bowwwoooo rooooff ruuuuuffff hooowwwuul.
I already am a shape . I just don't know what the name for it is . Its like skin color, a cop would call me white and maybe my ass is but I'm more of a pinky/beige flesh tone.
You are a complete moron, There is no way the French Government would issue brown pants to hide shit. Because one, If you do shit your pants it doesn't leak through your pants as a brown colour....Do you actually believe this shit?
You were wearing your brown pants when you wrote your reply weren't you. I'm sorry that a old wives tale from 100+ years ago has gotten you upset! Go tell your mommy that morefngdbs has hurt your feelin's, and get some reassurence that no one see's the stain in your pants when you have an accident.
Get your friends together, ask your parents for help-then comb the area that you were in when you think you lost your virginity, with help you shouldn't have any problem finding it again.- DUH
Are there any Newgrounders from other countries?
I mean outside of North America, like..... Germany or something?
Put down your nationality.
I'm from Cape Breton, the East coast of Canada, although not only American's
think that Canada ends at the Quebec boarder, hell of a lot of Upper Canadians don't have any idea were here either.
HEY, bigbadron what are you yelling about, fuck man go smoke a bowl and mellow out.
And angry cat, great pic of foamy. I've only known of the foamy site since xmas. I love the rants unlike this one from "ole littlesadronnie" they are usually pretty good.
Cape Breton County, Cape Breton
yes
Canadian
I'm a big seafood fan
Potato's baked,fried,mashed,stuffed
yes,fruit and whole (multi)grain breads, smoked salmon, cream cheese somethin lite
when I start my day
a bistro, or a place that serves brunch
yes
lunch is most likely a snack, some fruit
early afternoon, befor 4pm
yes, I call it supper.It's the big meal of the day,seafood(very rarely) meat. Potato's veggies can also be with rice or pasta's, an decent wine
generally after 7 to 10 . I'm single with a girl friend we have our own places her's in town me in the sticks. depending on work/days off is who's place were at.
on holidays, maybe Bar-b-Q in summer
Itallian, Also if at a decent steakhouse I'll eat meat
not often, rather cook
Yes ,better than a bar or a movie,you can actually get to have a conversation
Supper, for sure
It was better than a smack in the head with a frozen mukluk
your welcome, have a nice day
If Jesus was really the son of god, I sure do feel sorry for all those religious charlatans that have twisted his message. Hopefully he won't be so quick to forgive those evangelitic self centered assholes.
At 4/10/05 11:52 AM, muteecho wrote: People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
WOW those are great ,
that is some classic bitchin, that was so good I'm not able to post to the topic,
just thought I'd say I liked your responses. nicely done thanx
At 4/10/05 11:18 AM, justiceDAK wrote:At 4/10/05 10:05 AM, SkyCube wrote: I say screw the Catholics as a whole. What have they ever done for us or anyone or anything?Created Christianity... nothin' big ofcourse.
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So what, in the early days , the priests, bishops whatever were a bunch of thugs, pedophiles, and more corrupt than any crime syndicate. later they decided to do "god's will" and went around crucifying, burning heretics etc. that's showing everyone "God's love"
The church has been politically involved from it's earliest days, they are so out of touch with reality that their membership is shrinking -even though population's are growing. There is a serious shortage of Priests and nuns ,mainly because of the OUTDATED male hierarchy bullshit that they just can't shove down everyones throats anymore. The Cathlic Church needs a wake up call, get out of the dark ages, you don't need colored smoke to announce a new pope.Their imbecillic grasping at the past is getting more and more pathetic.It may be time to realize the importance of women and allow them to fully participate. I for one have less of a problem of a priest fucking/making love to a woman than I do if that same priest is fucking/making love to a young boy.
I and my brothers were born Catlicks ,none of us have been to church since we've been able to out run our mum. and that also holds true to a lot of my friends and cousins. I was married in my back yard, by a minister, my mum was horrified and didn't attend, She prays for us all the time I tell her to save her breath. They have closed churches around here for lack of members. They even shut down the motherhouse for the Nuns in Halifax, (moved them to a smaller easier to run-cheaper accommedations) You would think that an organisation that -Created Christianity, would have at least a couple of leading members who can see the writing on the wall.
AS to the Royals , when the Catholic church decided to push their dogma down king Henry's throat, he told them to go take a flying leap. Told the country they were forming their own religion, doing away with the Catlicks, but as king he could see they could spout "god's will" all they liked. He had Englands Armies and Navy, and "God" didn't choose to come to Rome's Aid. Funny how that is the,all powerful, all knowing god didn't bother -maybe we should all learn from this ,could be a lesson in there people.......
At 4/10/05 09:11 AM, Rooster349 wrote: Abortion is the dumbest thing I could possibly think of. The pro-choice crowd says, "It's a woman's right to choose," and I agree with that. She can choose not to have sex, or to abstain till marriage. That's the choice right there. What's so hard about that?
But when you kill a baby, you're destroying part of God's will and plan. It's an abominable practice.
Abortion is the dumbist thing you can think of?What about 1/2 a million babies that have been born, starving to death every year on this planet, 1/10 of the U.S.A.'s military budget could potentially save all of them.
It's a womans right to choose. Why the fuck does a woman have to choose to get married, What does marriage have to do with sex- your letting your brain washed religious dogma boil forth ' we are all creatures of god' if you believe in that communist tripe the next line works perfectly.'god placed man above the beasts' sounds like that commie practise of all comrads are created equal, some are just more equal than others.
When you kill a baby your fuckin with gods plan. Prove it , you show me one written word done by god , damn I don't even care which god you choose,and since that "plan of god" your spouting how do you account for "god" giving us the ability to do abortions, Remember "GOD, gave us free will,to choose for ourselves....If I want a tattoo I'll fuckin get one, if I want to get high, piss on the law, i'll smoke what I damn well please. I'll fuck anyone who wants the same back and if she gets pregnant and chooses to abort I'll support that choice.I'll drink when I choose and as long as I am not harming the citizens around me by my actions, who the BEEEEEEEP do you or anyone else think you are to control me, i'm not your slave ,and if you try to turn me into a slave sleep with one eye open cause if I had a chance to kill you and I would die with you in the process ,well worth the price. "Give me liberty or give me death" sound familliar
HEY, he's your son too. So maybe the bitch is pissed because you didn't do anything constructive with your son . I mean playing video games is the best f-n thing you could come up with. Where the hell do you live, the moon. There had to be something better you could have done together, even going somewhere for a walk and lunch/ice cream ,you said the poor little bugger is 6. Good thing he has a mom.
Spamwarrior, what a long winded set of posts, were you vaccinated with a gramma phone needle. Think like readers digest, compress that long winded shit.
I waited to see if anyone was old enough to remember the song that went with left over beans from summer camp,
Beans ,beans,
the magical fruit.
the more you eat,
the more you toot.
The more you toot,
the better you feel.
Beans ,Beans For every meal.
-----they used to put sliced up hot dogs in them too---
we ate them cold smeared onto homemade bread or rolls
At 4/9/05 12:23 PM, ColossesBlade wrote: yeah i mean like computer games how strange eh?
no young child, not like computer games, a game that can be played in meat space, hell you don't even need electrical power to play bum darts you could play it near the fire.
At 4/8/05 11:08 PM, Tal-con wrote:At 4/8/05 10:18 PM, darknezz1 wrote: You can not get "HIV" in the mouth it is only in blood, breast milk, cemen, and sex.You forgot to mention vaginal fluid. If Hiv-infected semen were to be ejaculated into the mouth, would that not cause HIV? I think that's what they're refering to, not the saliva.
So then, all you girls got to do is spit instead of swallow, it'll lesson you chances of getting hiv, and as one of your Great presidents stated" I did not have sexual relations with that woman." she only sucked my dick. If a president said it, then it must be true.
oral pleasuring is not sex it 's just fun.
Oh beautiful, for smoggy skies, insectisided grain
the flag it waves majesticly, above the asphalt plains
America ,America we spread our waste on thee
and hide the pines with billboard signs
from sea to oilly sea.
God bless George Carlin one of the greatist American's of all time.
the catholic church, and organizations like opus dei, are always trying to put women down, like if being a women is a bad thing. people tell you not to always believe what you read, then why, i ask, WHY! do people so believe in the bible? whos pen holders (writers)were men, really sexist men. and men arent bad either, we are all equal.
Quote: "What is seen is only temporary, but what is unseen is eternal" (including faith,religion, and love)
Never trust anyone who can bleed for a week and not die.
We are all equal; some of us are just more equal than other's- every gov. ever formed
from george orwell.
Why couldn't you have told us what dope your on .... so we would have been able to go off on our own and explore.
Have you ever travelled to a place where customs, etc. are different from where you were brought up. I was visiting the west coast of Newfoundland a couple years ago and the locals had this game they played (we were drinking) called Bum Darts.
what you do is put a coin- In our case a quarter -between your ass cheeks -you still have your pants on, just kinda jam it up there , you shuffle to the centre of the room and drop the coin into a cup that is on a saucer. 1 point for landing on the saucer,2 points for getting it into the cup. It was funny ,probably more so because of the drinking but any other weird games out there....
Thats because although the French are a complete JOKE militarily, but at least they have a military, for such a dirty little country.
True story; in the 1800's French capture a wounded British Officer. They tell this officer how stupid the red coats are ,how easy a target they have made themselves.-the British officer replies that for moral of the troops when their officers are wounded the red coat hides the blood sign helping to keep the men from panicking.
That is why from that day on 'til now all French officers pants are brown. True story
I'm not gonna lie, my knowledge of Canadian Prime Ministers is sparce at best, but lets see how well you know American presidents. Can you name at least 15? And without looking them up. I'm not trying to put you on the spot or anything, just for shits and giggles and I don't doubt that you can do it.
Georgie shrub, his daddy George'can't finish fuck all' bush ,I'm not a crook Nixon,Cock sucking is not sexual relations Clinton(I kind of liked that quote),Nancy Re- oh sorry Ronald Reagan ,I didn't think being a president was hard Jimmey Carter, Vote for Ike,
lets not forget your first king Washington, Ole' -I did what for the slaves while loaded Abe Lincoln,Harry Trueman did he do anything? The late great Kennedy( who probably love the clinton quote as well). I seem to remember that drunk general was pres. for awhileGrant, Thomas Jefferson another one of the first ones, and Jackson (no not 1 glove)michael. the vacume cleaner guy... Hoover, fuck I'm havin some trouble...
and Woodrow Wilson i think. so that's it withou looking any up.
So back at you name 10 prime ministers, but to make it harder only english ones. ha ha good luck.
