Keep playing until you get caluses. It'll come, theres no secret just practice it. and its a chord. more than one note is a chord.

Basicly learn how to play guitar.

At 10/10/09 08:43 PM, GATOONA wrote:

I squeeze some shampoo onto the shower floor, and once slippery enough, I do a moonwalk.

I like to bang my head against the wall until I pass out from blood loss.

Pussy.

"God dammit I left the hash brownies in the oven."

At 10/9/09 01:11 PM, Sekhem wrote: I sometimes orgasm when clipping my toenails.

I orgasam when I read

Post Post Post!!!

FASTERRR!!!!!

Print it.
Roll it.
Smoke it.

Grammar Weed.

At 9/28/09 11:08 AM, RoxskyDevil wrote: what is rape?

Baby don't hurt me.

Make a pointless thread.

I'm going off the rails on a... HOLY SHIT!

It's a fucking backpack dipshit. Stop overthinking no one is going to call you gay unless you hide dildos and anal cream in it.

However this one might be a little gay.

But on the other hand, always remember to just be yourself.... Faggot

Are you serious? Fucking school shopping is the worst!

Metallica (Pre ...And Justice for All) or just try very hard to be less of a dumbass.

Bust out the Slayer and bang your head 'till it falls off!

In Mexico, there aren't any weed smoking laws,
or smoking laws, or driving laws and come to think about it:

NO LAWSSS!!!!!!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, I Believe we have a winner

I believe I've just discovered the worst group in the history of recorded sound.

They are vile.

They are disgusting.

They are dispicable.

I dare you to find a more repulsive and horrible band. (Please post a link to a music video)

I'm warning you Earth, I'm setting the bar high.

At 8/3/09 06:00 PM, dark-samus1 wrote: Im tired of hereing about these gay ass kid bands that suck dick.

Perfect! Start a new thread about them! Now we'll never hear about either of them ever again
EVER!!!

:EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey NG, sorry...
Unfortunately for most of you I am not homosexual or bisexual.
My asshole brother posted that.
I really feel bad about that and I'm deeply sorry that you will have to continue to fap to this every night.

Guys I'm serious. Can I help it if I like my dick between to warm sexy man-buns?

Yes newgrounds. I like dick. I'm sorry I have to tell you guys this. Anyone know any good gay porn sites though?

Hell yea dude!
I have no idea what I'd do if i couldn't skate

It's... Perfect...

I use metal ones the're no specific thickness but there thin and fast and durable. Not to mention badass. Metal ones.

Michael in a monacle better be comming soon.

I'm waiting... Waiting...

Fuck. I guess ill go beat it.

SHIT. Is he really dead???

I honestly don't know how that makes me feel...

At 6/25/09 03:45 PM, Excursius wrote: if you need to be 18 and older to drink drank, then SHIT. if not, i wanna get sum drank

I suggest you get your ass to grammar school...NOW.

Foo'.

Yeah I feel you, all good music died with Kurt Cobain when the grunge era ended. Nothing ever sounds like the 70's or 80's or early 90's music anymore. Athough these guys deserve some credit.

At 6/24/09 06:35 PM, GiantDouche wrote: The government should not be able to regulate what goes in your body.

Well then they'd have to legalize gay marrige too.

Gooch for president '12

Duct Tape.

Is there anything it can't do?

At 6/24/09 02:24 AM, rome-lherison wrote: The answer is TehSlappHappy.

What he should actually do is give his cat some crack.